The Orgasmatron ?

[Handley_Page]

Readers of a certain age, or keen film viewers, may recall the name. Originally, I believe, it came from the 1968 film "Barbarella" or possibly the comics from which the film was scripted.
How she manages to break the mad scientist's Orgasmatron is one of the funniest bits of the film, and one might think that that's that.
Wrong!
It seems that Veterinary science has a similar tool for testing a Bull. See here for the light-hearted stuff.

The thought occurs to me that writers of SciFi and similar Fantasies might like to know of this gadget and perhaps think of other species upon whom it might be of benefit, for one reason or another.
There's a whole heap of plot bunnies in there, somewhere.

 

[LadyVer]

Reminds me of an article I read a while back about cattle breeding. Kind of freaked me out. Evidently, there's money to be made on studs with the right genes.

 

[Privates1stClass]

How do you suppose anyone dreamed up the brilliant idea to shove a twelve-volt flashlight (or whatever it is) up a bull's ass to get him to ejaculate?

It sounds to me like a couple of rednecks sitting around drinking beer on a Saturday afternoon, when Billy Bob sees a bull in the pasture and says, "Hey Bubba, I'll bet you ten bucks you can't stick your flashlight up the bull's ass."

Bubba was drunk enough to give it a try, and when he turned the flashlight on, the bull went off.

"Hey Bubba, looks like I owe you ten bucks. Did you see what that the bull did? I think we got ourselves into the cow breedin' business. Let's call it a 'bull orgasmatron' and sell it to vets. We could make a bundle."

 

[Zeb_Carter]

How do you suppose anyone dreamed up the brilliant idea to shove a twelve-volt flashlight (or whatever it is) up a bull's ass to get him to ejaculate?

It sounds to me like a couple of rednecks sitting around drinking beer on a Saturday afternoon, when Billy Bob sees a bull in the pasture and says, "Hey Bubba, I'll bet you ten bucks you can't stick your flashlight up the bull's ass."

Bubba was drunk enough to give it a try, and when he turned the flashlight on, the bull went off.

"Hey Bubba, looks like I owe you ten bucks. Did you see what that the bull did? I think we got ourselves into the cow breedin' business. Let's call it a 'bull orgasmatron' and sell it to vets. We could make a bundle."

Replace flashlight with cattle prod ( a tazor for cows ).

 

[Seanathon]

Readers of a certain age, or keen film viewers, may recall the name. Originally, I believe, it came from the 1968 film "Barbarella" or possibly the comics from which the film was scripted.

I think the Orgasmatron was from Woody Allen's movie Sleeper. He was disguised as a robot and had to keep passing the orb from person to person at the party. Of course, being a person instead of a real robot, the Orgasmatron gave him an orgasm every time he went to pass it.

 

[StrangeLife]

The name is also used for a current product...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HNDQVN03Plk/S9pjb9eAM0I/AAAAAAAACvk/0_1WKTDCnrg/s400/orgasmotron.jpg

Naturally I ordered one immediately.


Btw. I can report that it doesn't work anything like the name suggests on either sex, but it's great for a relaxing scalp massage. So I'm quite satisfied...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

The name is also used for a current product...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HNDQVN03Plk/S9pjb9eAM0I/AAAAAAAACvk/0_1WKTDCnrg/s400/orgasmotron.jpg

Naturally I ordered one immediately.


Btw. I can report that it doesn't work anything like the name suggests on either sex, but it's great for a relaxing scalp massage. So I'm quite satisfied...

And it can also be used as a butt plug!

 

[StrangeLife]

And it can also be used as a butt plug!

Then you would probably want to remove the massage-fingers first...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Then you would probably want to remove the massage-fingers first...

I assumed they were detach(able)ed. The handle at the top does resemble the tool/toy mentioned. (Butt plug)