The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

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[dolf]

http://insignificantyum.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/chippedbeef.jpg

reconstituted beef? I might have nightmares.

Hey, I'm just trying to help you out on your future kill, I mean conquest, I mean......never mind.

cooking breakfast implies domesticity.
I do not do domesticity. allergies, you see?

And the powdered gravy is for tonight's beef tips on egg noodles

*cries*

 

[JohnnySavage]

You need some serious ass swatting.

They haven't had anything good to eat since the Romans left.

 

[dolf]

Ok... you twisted my arm.


Slice the dried beef into strips.

Make a roux with butter and flour. Then add milk. Then add the beef. Then pour over biscuits.

that sounds utterly ghastly. why would you eat that?

You need some serious ass swatting.

one point I will not argue with

 

[JohnnySavage]

that sounds utterly ghastly. why would you eat that?

one point I will not argue with

You'll eat it, and you'll like it.

 

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[dolf]

You'll eat it, and you'll like it.

now that I've heard a lot of men say *sigh*

 

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[dolf]

FYP.

actually, I don't think I've ever said that to any man.

...should I start?

 

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[neci]

my goodness, they've gone on a binge. nasty dried beef in a plastic jar. actually, there's this one kind of reconstituted dried beef that is amazing, but i forget what it's called. i need a moment.

 

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[Noor]

Biscuit free zone here

 

[neci]

SOS hopefully.

no. and it's not machaca either. i've only ever picked it up in the mexican store. it was by the cheeses and they slice it off. fuck. the minute it arrives, it's sold out.

 

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[phantom4533]

I just ate a tasty slice of pineapple.

 

[Noor]

I just ate a tasty slice of pineapple.

They growin' them up there in the place where it's warm enough to snow?

 

[dolf]

my goodness, they've gone on a binge. nasty dried beef in a plastic jar. actually, there's this one kind of reconstituted dried beef that is amazing, but i forget what it's called. i need a moment.

Biscuit free zone here

 

[Farrah]

My legs bring all the PMers to the yard.

This never happened when I had my tits up.

 

[CleverCowardice]

I'm relatively indifferent to tits, but a great ass will always grab my attention and tempt me to send a random pervy PM.

 

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