The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[NHKitty]

My chickpeas are perfect! Because I'm that awesome.

 

[phantom4533]

I know you are.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

If I wanted to be that cold, I would have gone to Maine! (The powder is nice, but the snow ruins the pond ice. *sigh*)

 

[JohnnySavage]

That "Black Widow" that's going to blow up the Olympics is hot. Except for the blowing up the Olympics thing, I mean.


She's on the positive side of the Crazy-vs-Hot scale.

 

[JohnnySavage]

And another thing from the Nightly News: The Mayor of Hoboken looks like Mick Jager.

 

[Sean]

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/3/1/234731_slide.gif?v=1

 

[islandman]

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/3/1/234731_slide.gif?v=1

Oh, Lord, that's all sorts of funny!

 

[pointless]

but... but... inertial dampers and stuff.

 

[Sean]

Oh, Lord, that's all sorts of funny!

Courtesy of Cracked. http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_...age&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

 

[pointless]

Courtesy of Cracked. http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_...age&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

the independence day one is made of happy.

 

[yossi]

I can't get on my laptop until the new ac adapter gets here. Damn thing just stopped working, but on the positive side the warranty actually covers it so I don't have to pay anything.

 

[pointless]

i have to pee.

 

[yossi]

I've read KingOrfeo's name as KingOforeo until just recently. I still like to say it my way even though I know it's incorrect.

 

[pointless]

i don't have to pee anymore.

 

[eyer]

Such a poor, angry little froggie...

...all croak and no jump.

 

[pointless]

now i'm gonna watch mst3k. i'll pee again later.

 

[islandman]

I can't get on my laptop until the new ac adapter gets here. Damn thing just stopped working, but on the positive side the warranty actually covers it so I don't have to pay anything.

Same here, though in my situation it's good to know geeky IT nerds with tits who happen to have one lying about the office.

Thank goodness for tiny, little Asians!

 

[yossi]

Same here, though in my situation it's good to know geeky IT nerds with tits who happen to have one lying about the office.

Thank goodness for tiny, little Asians!

Lucky duck. I'd have rather traded LTR sexual favors for my adapter, but the lady from toshiba was pleasant enough.

 

[neci]

Such a poor, angry little froggie...

...all croak and no jump.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

there was an add for bedbug spray at the bottom.

 

[yossi]

http://imgur.com/YTC0CEK.gif

 

[cleaver]

i do not wish to engage with you
about your needs and my wants.
this is what you will be doing for me.
no questions.
there will be answers in actions.
now.
offer me your upturned face.

 

[Spins]

Let's do this

 

[bluemuse]

Tick.....tock.....

 

[islandman]

Lucky duck. I'd have rather traded LTR sexual favors for my adapter, but the lady from toshiba was pleasant enough.

Feel free to trade sexual favours wih her on my behalf.

 

[bluemuse]

Finally.