The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[dolf]

That's impossible.

I get cuddles, every night. True story.

just cuddles?

 

[JohnnySavage]

just cuddles?

Maybe after cuddling, we can eat ice cream and you can tell me about your day?

 

[neci]

dolf!

there were too many goodies i thought you would like.

 

[girlsmiley]

Is he? He seems cool.

He is REALLY cool. Fun and smart and intelligent and hilarious, and yeah. Good looking.

You could PM him. He's nice.

 

[dolf]

Maybe after cuddling, we can eat ice cream and you can tell me about your day?

I don't really like ice cream. got any cookies?
...lots of cookies. it was a long day.

dolf!

there were too many goodies i thought you would like.

now i'm going to go bankrupt

 

[CleverCowardice]

Yes, I'm going to spend the rest of the day in my bathrobe. I may even construct a crown of cardboard, gilded in aluminum foil, and wear it atop my slothful dome. I shall drink and I shall feast and I shall make merry with song and dance. Let all bow before me, for I am King for the day, and my whim shall be law.

Pretty sure that's what MLK Day is all about.

 

[butters]

heh

click. it won't bite.

 

[neci]

my fingers want to play
music on the skin
melting and relaxing
relief drawn to surface
absolved

 

[girlsmiley]

The Digital Bob thing. I'd forgotten about that. That's right.

Anyho, is Miley Cyrus gay? She seems a bit gay to me.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8045b640a20640978b36aef91116741/tumblr_mzoa5w0SXv1rgam01o1_r1_400.gif

It's only afternoon on Martin Luther King Jr. Day in America...and all the shitstains and assorted satellite pressed bitches are shook as expected.

GOOD.

#LovingIt
#GettingHigherEveryYear
#Can'tStopThis
#TheyMad
#TheyStayMad

 

[lovetoread]

Why didn't anyone tell me to get salon pas before today?

 

[Farrah]

Why didn't anyone tell me to get salon pas before today?

I'm getting some today. I can't believe how cheap they are and how well they work.

 

[islandman]

Given the rate at which I'm eating chocolate, I think I might be pregnant.


Also, I'm going to be very happy when I have a working laptop again as the auto-correct in the phone annoys me to no end.

 

[lovetoread]

Who's the father?

 

[neci]

i've been craving carbs. it's fucking crazy.

i need some meat. some protein.

fuck.

 

[JohnnySavage]

60F today... Polar Vortex and the biggest snowfall in 3 years tomorrow.

 

[thør]

60F today... Polar Vortex and the biggest snowfall in 3 years tomorrow.

Time to clean the battery posts on the Explorer....

 

[pete]

60F today... Polar Vortex and the biggest snowfall in 3 years tomorrow.

dude they're only calling for 3-4 inches....?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Time to clean the battery posts on the Explorer....

I just turned it around so it's easier to get out of the driveway with the snow.

 

[pete]

i've been craving carbs. it's fucking crazy.

i need some meat. some protein.

fuck.

speaking of that, i tried to upload a balls pic to your thread but my stupid phone wouldn't let me access Imgur.

 

[neci]

speaking of that, i tried to upload a balls pic to your thread but my stupid phone wouldn't let me access Imgur.

sounds like you need a new phone.

 

[phantom4533]

Who puts butter in tomato sauce?

 

[Beco]

Who puts butter in tomato sauce?

Joey does.....was thinking the same thing

 

[Beco]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8045b640a20640978b36aef91116741/tumblr_mzoa5w0SXv1rgam01o1_r1_400.gif

It's only afternoon on Martin Luther King Jr. Day in America...and all the shitstains and assorted satellite pressed bitches are shook as expected.

GOOD.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/1b322e2121a74a0d01420254332d5e6b/tumblr_inline_mz7ey8DXpu1qcicf4.gif