Nothing says Dominant like a public cry for attention!

[1sickbastard]

I'm a dom!
Really, I am. It says so right here in this ad so it must be true. I read Fifty Shades of Grey and everything.
Unfortunately my wife won't let me be a dom at home, so that's why I'm posting this ad. It will have to be a short ad because she'll wake up soon and then I'll have to spend the rest of the day doing chores.

I need a submissive who is unreasonably hot. Age doesn't matter as long as your looks and body meet my unrealistic expectations. You'll need to be able to send loads of pictures and do lots of web-cam for me because you'll be totally responsible for helping me jack off.

 

[may_I_please]

: fucking LOL

 

[SmileyGirl]

Haha!!! This is theee best post I have seen in aaages
Kudos 1sb

 

[1sickbastard]

Haha!!! This is theee best post I have seen in aaages
Kudos 1sb

Just knowing I may have given you reason for a genuine smile is a reward in itself.

 

[1sickbastard]

: fucking LOL

I live for the funny. Glad I could make you laugh!

 

[Master276]

I am a dom not a sadist, the ones who don't know the difference worry me .

 

[1sickbastard]

I am a dom not a sadist, the ones who don't know the difference worry me .

Good for you!
I worry more for submissives who don't know the difference between a Dom and a sadist.

 

[Que]

Good for you!
I worry more for submissives who don't know the difference between a Dom and a sadist.

I find a smack-it-like-you-mean-it tap on their rear focuses their attention nicely. It becomes a nice teachable moment when they complain, "Hey.... that HURT!"

"Exactly."

 

[Arctophile]

And isn't this yet another public cry for attention?

 

[1sickbastard]

And isn't this yet another public cry for attention?

Hey!
It's only hypocrisy when someone else does it.
Besides, a private cry for attention would be kinda pointless.
And it's working, so there!

 

[Master276]

Good for you!
I worry more for submissives who don't know the difference between a Dom and a sadist.

fair point, but sadist worry me because they seem to be the stupider of the two types

 

[Que]

fair point, but sadist worry me because they seem to be the stupider of the two types

What insightful generalization. Must be really confusing when you run into a dominant sadist.

 

[chillipepper]

Gave me a giggle, thanks!

 

[unregistered]

 

[smokepole]

hahaha

Love the "tongue in cheek" smartassed edge to the post!

hope it all works out for ya. give the little lady a pinch for me (go ahead - use me as your excuse) and get busy.
"Dom" doesn't mean lack of responsibility to your family!

 

[Prince Albert]

Very well said 1sb!!

 

[Jewdles]

now that got my attention - thank you for the chuckle.

Hope your wife sleeps long enough for you to receive all those magnificent pictures you are expecting. Perhaps you could slip a gentle little sleeping pill into her evening coffee. Just a suggestion. I do like to please, after all I am a submissive... but only when it suits me.

I know because I have read 'Fifty Sheds Of Grey.' Not seen it? Then search it out, not that I'd ever be one to tell a Dom what to do.

Jewdles

 

[Raisa_Greywood]

OMG snorting a really good scotch out my nose. You should be ashamed lol.

 

[LearnerDom]

Hi, thank god a real dom at last. I'm everything you require oh lord and master
I can send you fake pics but cant appear on cam as Im actually a 70 year old man pretending to be a woman, but I love to cyber as hot 18 yr old virgin

I will do anything for you master!

 

[kyrie1595]

~chuckles...~

 

[BlackDaddy26]

Lol. Love it!!!!

 

[1sickbastard]

Bump, because I slay me with my own funny and because I want this to stay close to the top of the BDSM ads.

 

[ineeda_daddydom]

Awesome

think anyone in this lifestyle whose been online for any length of time has come across the perfect doms & subs who play their "roles" perfectly but have no idea that it isnt picture percect all the time

thanks for the laugh & reality check!

 

[Prince Albert]

Bumping 1sb, just cuz I can!!

 

[elli1]

hey!
if you're still looking for a sub, I can google pix of unreasonably hot women!