The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[Wings]

I'm so ready, more ready than I've ever been and it scares me.


My trust isn't some sort of prize but I've been waiting for the claw machine master.

 

[neci]

i was clawed up pretty good the other day.

damn cats.

 

[islandman]

I just updated my Java.

Which could also refer the fresh cup of coffee sitting in front of me.

 

[bg23]

i am lusting so hard after a $50 lipstick

so...conflicted...

 

[islandman]

That sounds expensive.

But maybe it also keeps your lips young while simultaneously providing you with essential nutrients over the course of the day?

At which point it could be seen as a bargain.

Also, it would depend on colour and shade.

 

[bg23]

if only. then i wouldn't have to eat...and thus not even ruin the lipstick!

http://www.temptalia.com/guerlain-garconne-rouge-g-lipstick-review-photos-swatches

this is the shade

 

[islandman]

That's very red.

What would Jesus/Buddha/Confucius/Muhammad/The face of Boe/Mother Teresa do?

 

[Laurel]

i am lusting so hard after a $50 lipstick

so...conflicted...

Goss makeup artist calls this the best foundation ever, the gold standard in foundations:
http://www.ellisfaas.com/collection/skin/foundation-bottle/s101l

It's $90/bottle.

so much want

 

[bg23]

i know. it's so beautiful. but i already have about 84 red lipsticks. i don't really need another one. but it's so beautiful. but it's so expensive. but it's so beautiful.



i chose to watch this instead:

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/20...y-candidates-touts-sexy-wife-large-testicles/


this is real? politicians really make ads like this? holy cow.

 

[Laurel]

I can't watch the video because I'm teary/out of breath from the headline.

Holy shit that's funny.

 

[bg23]

Goss makeup artist calls this the best foundation ever, the gold standard in foundations:
http://www.ellisfaas.com/collection/skin/foundation-bottle/s101l

It's $90/bottle.

so much want

IT LOOKS LIKE LIQUID SILK

why must pretty things be so money-unfriendly

 

[bg23]

I can't watch the video because I'm teary/out of breath from the headline.

Holy shit that's funny.

i know!!! it's like something out of the onion! BUT ITS SERIOUS SO ITS EVEN BETTER

 

[bg23]

the next time you open a chat thread laurel, be armed with these

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/98/98eba3ecd699930f42a03a65363fafe856a71b1954f357b821f396b648ac38f3.jpg


http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1329764871117_6847191.png

 

[islandman]

Methinks any schmuck can made a political ad nowadays.

And call him/herself a politician.

 

[islandman]

I'd like to know why Amazon just halted my purchase of The Crystal Method's new album in mid-download.

 

[Laurel]

Beauty.com stocks Ellis Faas.

I just bought the foundation. Argh.

To my credit, I didn't buy the concealer. (Mainly because I'm really happy with my Benefit concealer, but we'll pretend it's because I'm frugal.)

I will now do penance by not eating the cookie I planned for dessert. No, they're not related, but it'll help with the guilt a little.

 

[dolf]

I bought 4 pairs of gloves today.
and a dress.

I needed them all.

 

[Wife of Bath]

IT LOOKS LIKE LIQUID SILK

why must pretty things be so money-unfriendly

Beauty.com stocks Ellis Faas.

I just bought the foundation. Argh.

To my credit, I didn't buy the concealer. (Mainly because I'm really happy with my Benefit concealer, but we'll pretend it's because I'm frugal.)

I will now do penance by not eating the cookie I planned for dessert. No, they're not related, but it'll help with the guilt a little.

My mom uses that stuff. It's worth the money.

 

[islandman]

Evidently Amazon Music does not care for The Crystal Method or Stan Getz.

Fuck you, Bezos.

 

[trysail]

I bought 4 pairs of gloves today.
and a dress.

I needed them all.

White gloves?


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[pete]

if only there were a thread where women could go on about feminine products.
a "Girl Talk" thread, if you will.

 

[dolf]

White gloves?


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nope. one pair of emerald green leather.
three cloth pairs, in mid blue, aquamarine and ivory.
the dress was a 0's style tea dress. scarlet with a floral pattern.

 

[phantom4533]

Beauty.com stocks Ellis Faas.

I just bought the foundation. Argh.

To my credit, I didn't buy the concealer. (Mainly because I'm really happy with my Benefit concealer, but we'll pretend it's because I'm frugal.)

I will now do penance by not eating the cookie I planned for dessert. No, they're not related, but it'll help with the guilt a little.

Oh, *You're* absolved. Go ahead and eat the cookie.

(I really wanted an excuse for using that properly. Thank you.)

 

[phantom4533]

I have two vats of black bean soup, so it needs to be sold tomorrow, or else I'll probably be eating it for the better part of the year.

Freeze some.

 

[Laurel]

Evidently Amazon Music does not care for The Crystal Method or Stan Getz.

Fuck you, Bezos.

Apple: Brilliant Hardware, Unbrilliant Software.

if only there were a thread where women could go on about feminine products.
a "Girl Talk" thread, if you will.

Yeah, that'd be really cool!

Oh, wait...

Oh, *You're* absolved. Go ahead and eat the cookie.

(I really wanted an excuse for using that properly. Thank you.)

No, thank you! *she mumbles through a mouthful of cookie*