Things to do do before I'm 30 (x rated version) :D

[EvaRimes]

After thinking about my post before, I shall rephrase...

I have many fantasys that I wish to perform before I'm 30.. Does anybody have any ideas to add to my list?

If its a good idea, I might let you help me out with it

 

[neon_noodle]

Jack off a married man while his wife waits at the restaurant table.

 

[EvaRimes]

Jack off a married man while his wife waits at the restaurant table.

Haha, funnily enough, that's a new found fantasy of mine... Don't know where that idea came from!

 

[neon_noodle]

Along the same lines, leave your soaking panties where a man you know will take them home, cum in them, and then drop them off where he found them.

 

[amofiga]

Already responded to your other post of the same question in the playground.

1) Foursome or gang bang with perhaps half a dozen guys

2) Host or attend a true orgy.

Please invite me to either......or both

 

[NakedDesire]

Obviously, not knowing all the things you might have done already some of these could be repeats!

* Have sex under the stars
* Visit you local supermarket wearing nothing but a coat and heels
* Have a professional tantric massage
* Get a tattoo or an intimate piercing
* Post a sexy picture of yourself to a complete stranger
* Visit a lapdancing club and buy a private dance

I could go on...

After thinking about my post before, I shall rephrase...

I have many fantasys that I wish to perform before I'm 30.. Does anybody have any ideas to add to my list?

If its a good idea, I might let you help me out with it

 

[xrxomcyd]

One goal of mine before 30...

... is to make another Litster orgasm; I have some self-imposed constraints thanks to my being in a relationship (so no phone sex, SRP, etc., at least for now), so I plan to write a steamy story and put it on here. Of course, you might have already done this; heck, with your AV, you might have succeeded already without knowing it. ;~) otherwise, may I suggest a pic thread, story submission, or audio submission?

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Have a threesome, your choice - but I would challenge you to have at least one of each: FFM and MMF.

Buy a sex toy and use it.

One day out without panties and a skirt.

There are lots of "vanilla" things that we hope you have already done. Swallow and anal are two that top the list for me. If you've never tried swallowing, you should. If you've never tried anything anal, you should do that, too. If you want to go full tilt with anal, take your time and find a patient, gentle partner.

Visit a sex club.

Call a phone sex line and enjoy.

Sign up as a phone sex operator for a day and see what happens!

Post your naughty bits online.

Write and submit a true sex story to Literotica!

Flirt with an older man until he wants to have sex with you and then do it. See if it's true that an older man really DOES know what he's doing!

Find out how many orgasms you can have in a single day.

Hope that helps!

 

[MILFSauce]

Have a threesome, your choice - but I would challenge you to have at least one of each: FFM and MMF.

Buy a sex toy and use it.

One day out without panties and a skirt.

There are lots of "vanilla" things that we hope you have already done. Swallow and anal are two that top the list for me. If you've never tried swallowing, you should. If you've never tried anything anal, you should do that, too. If you want to go full tilt with anal, take your time and find a patient, gentle partner.

Visit a sex club.

Call a phone sex line and enjoy.

Sign up as a phone sex operator for a day and see what happens!

Post your naughty bits online.

Write and submit a true sex story to Literotica!

Flirt with an older man until he wants to have sex with you and then do it. See if it's true that an older man really DOES know what he's doing!

Find out how many orgasms you can have in a single day.

Hope that helps!

This is a great list! I know it wasn't intended for me, but I counted five of them that I can check off.

Sign up as a phone sex operator for a day and see what happens!

Hmmm ... now that could be fun!

 

[peekingone]

This is a great list! I know it wasn't intended for me, but I counted five of them that I can check off.

Sign up as a phone sex operator for a day and see what happens!

Hmmm ... now that could be fun!

Best is to get a telemarketer when they call and pretend either you are having sex with someone or just start talking sexy and see how long it will take for them to hang up. Most likely they won't call again and you will be off that list lol

 

[Porkwarrior]

Sex at work.

Give a blowjob in a moving car.

Have atleast one same sex orgasm (Threesome doesn't count, just the two of you)

As an addendum to the above, seduce an older married woman.

Another addendum...seduce an older married woman in a restaurant bathroom while her hubby waits at the table.

Have wild uninhibited sex outdoors.

Record yourself masturbating and send it to a lover.

 

[MILFSauce]

Best is to get a telemarketer when they call and pretend either you are having sex with someone or just start talking sexy and see how long it will take for them to hang up. Most likely they won't call again and you will be off that list lol

LOL ... or it could backfire and result in being flooded with calls from that telemarketer!

 

[peekingone]

LOL ... or it could backfire and result in being flooded with calls from that telemarketer!

lmao didn't happen to me like that so far lol

 

[MILFSauce]

I have many fantasys that I wish to perform before I'm 30

Just out of curiosity, how did you decide on 30 as your deadline?

Believe me, your sex life doesn't stop at 30! I'm nearly 50, and my sex life hasn't slowed down at all, although I have to qualify that. I'm not married any more, so a willing partner isn't as instantly available as before. But the variety and intensity makes up for it.

There's no one as horny as a pre-menopausal MILF who has embraced her wanton nature

 

[Ilovemymilf]

Just out of curiosity, how did you decide on 30 as your deadline?

Believe me, your sex life doesn't stop at 30! I'm nearly 50, and my sex life hasn't slowed down at all, although I have to qualify that. I'm not married any more, so a willing partner isn't as instantly available as before. But the variety and intensity makes up for it.

There's no one as horny as a pre-menopausal MILF who has embraced her wanton nature

I agree with MILFSauce, if I had completed my fucket list by 30, then I would have missed out on some amazing sex, it's truly like a fine scotch, better with age. However, I am sure there is some point where there are diminishing returns but I haven't reach that yet thank God.

 

[MILFSauce]

However, I am sure there is some point where there are diminishing returns but I haven't reach that yet thank God.

They have pills for that now ... LOL

ps--they really work too! Don't ask me how I know this.

 

[Ilovemymilf]

They have pills for that now ... LOL

ps--they really work too! Don't ask me how I know this.

I have heard they indeed work wonders, thank goodness for medical marvels, lol

 

[katherineotica]

Jack off a married man while his wife waits at the restaurant table.

Now that sounds like fun!

 

[EvaRimes]

Just out of curiosity, how did you decide on 30 as your deadline?

Believe me, your sex life doesn't stop at 30! I'm nearly 50, and my sex life hasn't slowed down at all, although I have to qualify that. I'm not married any more, so a willing partner isn't as instantly available as before. But the variety and intensity makes up for it.

There's no one as horny as a pre-menopausal MILF who has embraced her wanton nature

No reason really! It's just a milestone and good excuse to get down and dirty.. Not that excuses are needed. Some of these suggestions are brilliant, this is why I asked you all the question. Much better imagination than me

 

[oggbashan]

The usual UK versions are to visit Ibiza, Cyprus and Prague in that order.

Most *interesting* things are possible for under 30s in those places.

One of my ambitions before I was 30 was to make love on top of Snowdon, Scafell and Ben Nevis. I didn't manage Ben Nevis.

I substituted the middle of Dartmoor for Ben Nevis.

Another was to swim naked in The Atlantic, The Pacific, The Indian Ocean, The Mediterranean, the North Sea, The Irish Sea...

Did that.

 

[Quicklikeamice]

Call a random guy friend

While you have this friend on the phone talk him into masturbating in public while on the phone with you. But be close enough to him to get him caught on purpose (by someone you trust and is in on the gag)

 

[Emmcee20]

Masturbate in public - on a train or bus - and then get off once you get off!
Closing on 30? Be a MILF for some young virgin. (Mine missed out - she was 33 when I was 18 but I wasn't looking at her birth certificate!!)

 

[TalkToMeInSB]

Just out of curiosity, how did you decide on 30 as your deadline?

Believe me, your sex life doesn't stop at 30! I'm nearly 50, and my sex life hasn't slowed down at all, although I have to qualify that. I'm not married any more, so a willing partner isn't as instantly available as before. But the variety and intensity makes up for it.

There's no one as horny as a pre-menopausal MILF who has embraced her wanton nature

I'd like to validate that last sentence. My GF is the same age as MILFSauce, also pre-menopausal, and is damn near as horny as I am! And I'm pretty fucking horny all the time....

 

[jakereeder22]

Throttling concern