Watch it!

[Handley_Page]

I found this in my In-Box tonight:-


*Walmart

**** Save money. Live better.


Sir/Madam,

Your order
WM-007098380
delivery has failed because
the address was not specified correctly. You are advised to fill
this form
and send it back to us.

If your reply is not received within one week, you will be paid your
money back but 17% will be deducted since you order was booked for
Christmas holidays.


2013 Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.

What makes it strange is that Walmart does not trade in that name over here (they bought the ASDA stores, if I remember right), so I suspect that someone is having an attempt at some sort of scam.
If you DO order stuff via Wallmart, do please check it with care.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Yes, it's a scam. It's been all over the news here in the States.

Along with UPS, USPS, FedEx, Amazon and WalMart.

 

[Handley_Page]

Yes, it's a scam. It's been all over the news here in the States.

Along with UPS, USPS, FedEx, Amazon and WalMart.

Come to think of it, I got one of these from UPS (a courier I very rarely use).
When I checked, the source was somewhere really weird so I did the usual reply:

"Fuck off".

 

[oggbashan]

Come to think of it, I got one of these from UPS (a courier I very rarely use).
When I checked, the source was somewhere really weird so I did the usual reply:

"Fuck off".

Even replying is dangerous. It confirms that it is an active email account, suitable for more attempts.

Just delete.

 

[desertslave]

I got the Walmart one a few days ago. It gave me a giggle, since I'm a completely devoted Walmart virgin.

 

[TxRad]

I got the Walmart one a few days ago. It gave me a giggle, since I'm a completely devoted Walmart virgin.

Walmart is an excellent source of BDSM equipment.

 

[Hypoxia]

Walmart is an excellent source of BDSM equipment.

Sure, just ask any associate for the Sex Toys department.

Should I mention that this worked for me a few months ago? Of course, the associate I asked happened to be my sweet cousin, and she knew exactly what I wanted.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Sure, just ask any associate for the Sex Toys department.

Should I mention that this worked for me a few months ago? Of course, the associate I asked happened to be my sweet cousin, and she knew exactly what I wanted.

Sound more like an incest plot bunny.

 

[Handley_Page]

Walmart is an excellent source of BDSM equipment.

I think Glyndah, the Good Witch, wrote a very amusing story in this regard.

 

[Hypoxia]

Sure, just ask any associate for the Sex Toys department.

Should I mention that this worked for me a few months ago? Of course, the associate I asked happened to be my sweet cousin, and she knew exactly what I wanted.

Sound more like an incest plot bunny.

Phyllis is a 'cousin' by marriage, not blood, so it's OK. I could drag that Germanic blonde beauty into a Group Sex story though. Oh yeah.

Details: My partner's first cousin Beth was formerly married to Don, with the same last name as me, but no blood relation, although their now-grown kids are glad to have a same-name relative who ISN'T part of their father's nutso family. Then Beth dumped cheating Don and married Brad, whose aunt Phyllis (yeah, that one) is younger than him and was raised as his little sister. Phyl's father Dave, and Dave's son (Brad's father) Bruce were wild guys, each with multiple wives and several generations of kids. Their family tree is panoramic.

So Phyl (the WallyWorld prole who knows what sex toys I want) is aunt-by-blood but sister-by-nurture to a cousin-in-law of my partner. But in our extended family, that makes her my 'cousin'. We snuggled at the Xmas Eve party a few hours ago. Didn't bring any toys, however, not for that crowd.

Is this off-topic enough?

 

[Handley_Page]

Any further and it would be in Outer Space.
Imagine trying to draw the family tree of that !