son of the isolated blurts thread!

[bailadora]

It think it would be nice if Christmas meant something more than presents and buying a whole heap of shit no one really needs.

I hear that. Usually, I'm all excited about hunting those just perfect gifts for the fam, but with the way this year has gone, I'd be happy to skip the whole presents thing and just settle for a relaxing few days at the beach. Just not feelin' the whole holiday thing this year.

 

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[silverwhisper]

in the steubenville rape case, a superintendent, principal and two coaches will be charged for attempting a cover up of the rape.

those fuckers need to be fired, tarred and feathered.

twice.

ed

 

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[Saucyminx]

Please let the 2 work days I have this week not be traumatic. Pretty pretty please.

 

[imemkay]

Fingers crossed, Minx!!

 

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[Eilan]

I can't decide if this person I'm dealing with is a drama junkie or a compulsive liar. Maybe a little of both.

16 more days. . .

 

[NightL]

I can't decide if this person I'm dealing with is a drama junkie or a compulsive liar. Maybe a little of both.

16 more days. . .

compulsive liars are initially unnerving then once realised almost become perverse (not quite in the way some Literons believe in that word) voyeuristic material... fascinating how they unravel themselves while trying to maintain the facade.

 

[bobsgirl]

Blurt!

I'm isolating your blurt.

Carry on.

 

[bobsgirl]

Let the holiday baking games begin.

 

[bobsgirl]

And while I'm here...

I can't believe I blew off a concert Sunday night and just ate the tickets. At the time it seemed to be the right decision, but now, when it's too late to do anything about it, I'm kicking my own ass. Do-over,please.

 

[silverwhisper]

[trout-smack]

why the fuck did you stay home when you could have gone out and done something fun that you don't do every day?

ed

 

[Eilan]

compulsive liars are initially unnerving then once realised almost become perverse (not quite in the way some Literons believe in that word) voyeuristic material... fascinating how they unravel themselves while trying to maintain the facade.

For reasons that I won't go into here, I think this person lied about being pregnant just so she could lie about miscarrying a couple of weeks later.

 

[bobsgirl]

[trout-smack]

why the fuck did you stay home when you could have gone out and done something fun that you don't do every day?

ed

I know, I know. It was so cold, and it was a two and a half hour drive...

And it was Keith Urban...

I am an idiot.

 

[Eilan]

And it was Keith Urban...

 

[silverwhisper]

bg: you had 2 tix for KU and didn't go?!

OK, for your transgressions, i prescribe crocheting 10 trout-shaped floggers.

ed

 

[bailadora]

For reasons that I won't go into here, I think this person lied about being pregnant just so she could lie about miscarrying a couple of weeks later.

That's just....I have no words.


blurt: BG was here and I missed her! I iz sad.

 

[bailadora]

bg: you had 2 tix for KU and didn't go?!

OK, for your transgressions, i prescribe crocheting 10 trout-shaped floggers.

ed

Whoa, wha...?


*feels Bg's forehead*

You feelin' ok? I think you're comin' down with somethin'.

*squint*

 

[NippleMuncher]

Let the holiday baking games begin.

The Baking Games, hell, the sequel has just been released, Catching Fire! (you've obviously never seen me in the kitchen. )

 

[NippleMuncher]

For reasons that I won't go into here, I think this person lied about being pregnant just so she could lie about miscarrying a couple of weeks later.

Then it's much worse than being a compulsive liar, this is being an attention whore.

You could always teach her a little math . . .
http://31.media.tumblr.com/39a77651c3beb989ad2cbaa12aaed944/tumblr_mv1dvzcfak1qasthro1_1280.jpg

 

[silverwhisper]

nm, that's priceless!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Tired but relieved...

 

[Eilan]

You could always teach her a little math . . .

I am totally stealing this!