Fart fetish

[StinkFartFetish]

Do I have any fart fetishists in here?

 

[StinkFartFetish]

and also how long does it take for a story to be reviewed?

 

[sr71plt]

and also how long does it take for a story to be reviewed?

It varies from time to time and is longer during contests. My very recent postings have taken six days, without a contest going on.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Do I have any fart fetishists in here?

I would advise a trip to the fetish and sexuality center. If this fart fetish is a humiliation fetish, you can take it to the BDSM forum.

 

[lovecraft68]

I agree with the above post. If anyone here is into that you will find them in the fetish forum.

Personally I have never read a fart fetish story because I heard they stink.

Okay, someone had to say it.

I remember a porn site called fart Hammer so like everything else there is a market for it.

 

[patientlee]

No, but I guess that gives my stinky sons something to look forward to. They love farts.

 

[patientlee]

I agree with the above post. If anyone here is into that you will find them in the fetish forum.

Personally I have never read a fart fetish story because I heard they stink.

Okay, someone had to say it.

I remember a porn site called fart Hammer so like everything else there is a market for it.

That made me laugh harder than it should have!

 

[SecondCircle]

This is uh... this is a thing?

 

[patientlee]

This is uh... this is a thing?

That was my first reaction too. I'm still laughing at LC's comment.

 

[chargergirl]

Do I have any fart fetishists in here?

There may be some here: http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=58

I haven't seen any lately, though!

 

[horrorotica]

Personally, I find fart fetish a bit on the nose..........................sorry

 

[StrangeLife]

Seems to be more popular in Denmark...

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Middelfart.jpg

 

[Handley_Page]

It was a long time ago, but I recall a very funny LP of sound effects (?) which featured various farts.

The "farting contest" was particularly funny, with a commentary resembling a Boxing or Wrestling contest.

 

[sr71plt]

This reminds me of an image from my childhood--living in Germany, where my father was on military assignment. Our maid spoke in broken English. I have an image of us loading up the car for a trip and the buxom Katie hanging out of an upstairs window and calling out, "Have a good Fahrt!" ("fahrt" meaning "trip" in German)

 

[JKendallDane]

For some reason, I keep having visions of a poor plot bunny all caged up and being fed an endless diet of broccoli, cucumbers, and baked beans.

 

[Leeloo777]

... No. Just... No.

 

[lovecraft68]

This link is proof that as immature as it is there is nothing like some farts to get you laughing.

I can't make it through this thing without laughing so hard I'm crying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHHdGQ00oiE

 

[patientlee]

Did you see the one about the couple "breaking the barrier"? I don't have it handy, but it is very silly.

 

[Handley_Page]

There was a Frenchman who inhabited the stage a s "le petomane"

 

[StinkFartFetish]

thanks

 

[SweetWitch]

thanks

Welcome to the forum, SFF. They just love deflowering virgins, don't they?

 

[lovecraft68]

Welcome to the forum, SFF. They just love deflowering virgins, don't they?

Are you kidding?

This was fun, can you imagine this thread started in the GB?

 

[SweetWitch]

Are you kidding?

This was fun, can you imagine this thread started in the GB?

I can't say I remember going to the GB much, but I've heard stories. And, yes, it's fun.

 

[sheablue]

Did you see the one about the couple "breaking the barrier"? I don't have it handy, but it is very silly.

Here you go, lee! "Cuppa cheese!" Omg, it gets me every time. And I don't even really like fart jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkmw9oGIDhI

 

[lovecraft68]

Here you go, lee! "Cuppa cheese!" Omg, it gets me every time. And I don't even really like fart jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkmw9oGIDhI

That's awesome!