Phelia
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The mayor of Toronto just admitted that he smokes crack
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JohnnySavage
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The ex-Mayor of DC does to. He went to jail, got out and is now on the City Council. Doesn't pay taxes and takes kick-backs from developers. His people love him though.
4est_4est_Gump
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The mayor of Topeka frequents strip clubs...
Laurel
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There needs to be a way to store gifs in your brain so you can watch them when you most need them.
I don't mean like memory - I mean like an iTunes library, only without horrendously shitty code.
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Is it that guy in the suit's job to roll him back upright?
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They say the first step is admitting you have a problem.
"Hello everyone.
My name is Mayor and I have a Canada."
"Hello everyone.
My name is Mayor and I have a Canada."
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Google is at work on the implant in a water-front cube even as you type.
By tracking your emails and links, they know your desires...
Phelia
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Oh goddamnit Johnny. Canadian politicians don't do as much interesting stuff. Can't I just have this ONE thing? Can't crack smoking mayors be just mine??
Meh. As long as he tips well.
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Phelia
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Oh yes!! Sorted by occasion, like greeting cards. There's also this one. No Mario, so it's instantly a billion times lamer, but haha, this guy smokes crack.
http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/rob-ford-camera-smash-big.gif
iTunes code is shitty? I didn't know that! I'm going to start complaining about it so people think I'm smart.
Oh god, it's such a good burn. I'm not even mad. AmaZING
He has to be an android programmed specifically to keep bringing the lulz.
I don't listen to the radio. Is that Rozzzzzzz & Mocha? Their subway ads are always creepy. The one two years ago looked like Mocha's eyes were following you everywhere.
It's always his defense.
Like when he was accused of playing grab ass with reporters trying to pick them up.
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I liked how 10 minutes before he admitted it, his brother said the police chief should resign over his crap allegations towards the mayor
Phelia
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Yeah yeah, democrats suck, mwop mwop mwop. You guys sound like the adults from Peanuts cartoons. Corruption transcends party lines, so can't you just extend the peace pipe? After filling it with crack.
I know! Gravyjesus H. Christ. "I only did it because I was too dangerously inebriated to make rational decisions! Get of my ass, bros!"
He's the worst!!! It makes me want to laugh until I sob.
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hahah
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That's junior league stuff. Fuck. I need something even cray-er, now. The next mayor would have to do something like run an underground bestiality ring to even BEGIN to impress me.
Haha, I know. Cuz watching the actual, in-existence tape of the mayor SMOKING CRACK would make him too "biased." That whole family, man. What happened there?
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giggling like mad, everyone thought it would be a Calgary mayor to blaze that trial and we have the cool mayor
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The gov of NJ is so fat he's got his own gravity. Look here he is sucking in Mittens.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/28/article-2478375-1902112300000578-675_634x442.jpg
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"Fiddler On The Roof" lyrics seem appropriate:
Chava, I've found him; will you be a lucky bride! He's handsome, he's tall! That is, from side to side, but he's a nice man, a good catch, right?
Hodel: Right!
Tzeitel: You heard he has a temper.
Hodel: He'll beat you every night.
Tzeitel: But only when he's sober...
Tzeitel, Hodel: So you're all right!
Chava, I've found him; will you be a lucky bride! He's handsome, he's tall! That is, from side to side, but he's a nice man, a good catch, right?
Hodel: Right!
Tzeitel: You heard he has a temper.
Hodel: He'll beat you every night.
Tzeitel: But only when he's sober...
Tzeitel, Hodel: So you're all right!
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He is cool! You guys suck! You and your sucky chinooks!
*catapults irrelevant commenter out of thread*
I love Fiddler! ALWAYS appropriate. Tevye for mayor!
It was his excuse for why he smoked crack in the first place. He's been super drunk before, though. Got into a boozy argument with someone at a sports event, was videotaped pretty hammered at a city event one night. That's no shocker, but to hear him come right out and say he smokes crack (even though everyone already knew it) is nuts.
Also, I'm revoking your right to use "AIUI" as an acronym. AFAIK, IMHO, and FWIW are all fine, but AIUI is OSTF (one step too far).
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lool..
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