FAWC You, Two!

[FAWCker]

And if so, why are you discriminating against me, you FAWCker!

Uh . . . because I'm a FAWCker?

 

[damppanties]

Aside from Tom's ESL post ( ) everyone so far has posted the requisite phrase.

Sheesh, what a stickler you are . . .

You know, just because I couldn't help noticing that part is in bold in your instruction post. I found it hilarious that you would give us an exact phrase, but then thought it might be for reasons of conducting a search or somesuch... but couldn't resist making fun of it anyway.

Okay, I'll have my basket please.

 

[FAWCker]

Just so everything is kept fair and even across the board, I've asked MistressLynn -- whom I consider (and just about anyone on Lit would agree with me, i think) to be fair and trustworthy -- to come up with the mystery ingredients for my basket, which she has graciously done.

Thank you, Lynn.

 

[FAWCker]

You know, just because I couldn't help noticing that part is in bold in your instruction post. I found it hilarious that you would give us an exact phrase, but then thought it might be for reasons of conducting a search or somesuch... but couldn't resist making fun of it anyway.

Okay, I'll have my basket please.

*ahem*

What did you say?

 

[TE999]

You shall get your basket.

(Mine rhymed, too, but I didn't have to misspell anything )

That's called artistic license, you Philistine.

I got my basket, now to get writing.

 

[damppanties]

*ahem*

What did you say?

Oh, excuse me. Give me the bloody basket.

 

[FAWCker]

Oh, excuse me. Give me the bloody basket.

As the first post (now) says, that's "close enough."

One bloody basket on it's way.

 

[damppanties]

As the first post (now) says, that's "close enough."

One bloody basket on it's way.

Ooh, I made you edit. I feel so accomplished I might not even enter the challenge!

 

[FAWCker]

Ooh, I made you edit. I feel so accomplished I might not even enter the challenge!

You're committed now.

Double-entendre intended, of course.

 

[MSTarot]

"I'm ready for my basket."

That's as close as i can get to a quote at this time, sorry I didn't put it in bold.

If possible I would like a not so bloody basket. They are just as good but they sure make a bigger mess of the sheets.

reaches up past Fawcker to tickle Dampy's feet.

 

[FAWCker]

"I'm ready for my basket."

That's as close as i can get to a quote at this time, sorry I didn't put it in bold.

If possible I would like a not so bloody basket. They are just as good but they sure make a bigger mess of the sheets.

reaches up past Fawcker to tickle Dampy's feet.

On it's way shortly, minus the blood.

 

[damppanties]

You're committed now.

Double-entendre intended, of course.

Oh, I know I am. The wheels in my brains are turning as we speak. Yes, that can be a scary thing.

"I'm ready for my basket."

That's as close as i can get to a quote at this time, sorry I didn't put it in bold.

If possible I would like a not so bloody basket. They are just as good but they sure make a bigger mess of the sheets.

reaches up past Fawcker to tickle Dampy's feet.

Uh, yes, bloody sheets are quite the annoyance.

*waves to MST*

 

[sheablue]

So where is it, then? I'm all whiskey buzzed and ready for it. The basket, I mean.

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Well, FAWC me running. I got my basket, and now I have to figure out what to do with it. I feel like I'm actually in an episode of Chopped... and I just got that basket that the chef looks inside and goes, "WTF?" and they're tasting things for the first time before they have to cook with them.

Anyone else feel this way, or am I just lucky?

 

[MSTarot]

well I've got mine, now just to find a story. Goodnight all.

'Waves back at Dampy' - Goodnight beautiful.

My god 5:00 is going to be here far to quickly.

 

[damppanties]

Well, FAWC me running. I got my basket, and now I have to figure out what to do with it. I feel like I'm actually in an episode of Chopped... and I just got that basket that the chef looks inside and goes, "WTF?" and they're tasting things for the first time before they have to cook with them.

Anyone else feel this way, or am I just lucky?

I think I kind of like mine. Only one 'ingredient' that looks a little like something I'd have trouble with. The rest are all wonderful and as I said, starting the thinking on what I could spin with them. As of now I have two choices - one that's very 'me' and the other that's not. So... still thinking about which one I want to go with.

 

[FAWCker]

So where is it, then? I'm all whiskey buzzed and ready for it. The basket, I mean.

I must apologize. My wonderful 4g wireless Internet connection chose 12:30 as a "convenient" time to go down, and only came back up a couple of minutes ago. Your basket will be on its way shortly.

 

[FAWCker]

Well, FAWC me running. I got my basket, and now I have to figure out what to do with it. I feel like I'm actually in an episode of Chopped... and I just got that basket that the chef looks inside and goes, "WTF?" and they're tasting things for the first time before they have to cook with them.

Anyone else feel this way, or am I just lucky?

I think I kind of like mine. Only one 'ingredient' that looks a little like something I'd have trouble with. The rest are all wonderful and as I said, starting the thinking on what I could spin with them. As of now I have two choices - one that's very 'me' and the other that's not. So... still thinking about which one I want to go with.

Ironically enough, my ingredients are proving to be a bit difficult to throw together. There was the first and obvious solution, but that would be too easy. So now I'm challenging myself to come up with something a bit "off the wall."

 

[JackLuis]

Basket please?

I sent an e-mail request, too. Just don't send me two.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Oh my gosh! This is as exciting as when you buy the new expensive eyeshadow and then they give you a little bag with lots of freebies to try out: mascara and some really nice moisturiser (not that you ever buy that one cuz you are always faithful to the One Perfect Moisturiser you finally find after years of searching which is kinda hard to get hold of and that makes it more special).

I'm ready for my basket.

(Not that I have any intention of doing anything other than admiring the ingredients and toying with people's expectations of me; I am a little bit of a tease, y'know .)

 

[FAWCker]

Baskets to be sent out shortly to JackLuis and NaokoSmith.

And then I will retire for the night.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Baskets to be sent out shortly to JackLuis and NaokoSmith.

And then I will retire for the night.

I suppose then when you rise you could send me a basket. Unless Dampy feels I didn't ask properly.

 

[damppanties]

I suppose then when you rise you could send me a basket. Unless Dampy feels I didn't ask properly.

Saxon, far be it for me to stop you from FAWCking! It might just be 'close enough'. You never know what the Master of FAWCking will deem it.

 

[lovecraft68]

You know I live by the expression what you think about, you bring about.

When I first read the lists of ingredients I only saw one that I felt would really give me a hard time.

More than once after thinking on that one and coming up dry I said, man I hope I don't draw that.

Guess what

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah well thing is the owners and I aren't on the best of terms.

We moved in last year and I caught his son throwing all his dog's shit in my yard when I went over and said something to the father his answer was "yeah he does it all the time, the other people never said anything."

So after they kept doing it last Halloween I filled up a bag with shit, dropped a cherry bomb in it an threw it on their deck.

Yup. Boys will be boys.

Still don't want to hurt his dog though. I like animals more than people.

Boys will be boys my ass. If my dad had caught me or my brothers doing anything like this he would have kicked our asses into the next week. And then he would have made us pick up every stray dog turd we came across until we learned. Next time the kid does this and the dad shrugs it off, go find some fire ants and toss them into his yard. I'm sure he'll appreciate the neighborly boundaries a little more when he can't walk in his yard without getting attacked.

With the dad being unable to control his kids behavior, it might be a good idea to call around to no-kill shelters or rescues to see if there's anything they can do to intervene with the dog. Or the local ASPCA. If the dog is taken into hand before he can get overly aggressive and actually hurt someone, he can be saved.

On the other hand, if he attacks some random neighbor's kid in the street, by all means go out and shoot him. It may be the only way to get him to stop attacking. Call the cops first, though. You know... just CYA.

When I said boys will be boys I meant my actions as well. The wife was not pleased with me.

But there has not been any crap thrown in my yard since.

His sons are 22 and twenty and one is totally out of control to the point I went and installed an alarm on my "project car" just because of him.

I don't think they abuse the dog and I don;t think the dog is actually mean. If you walk by he doesn't even bark just sort of "tracks" you along the fence, but if someone runs by or a bike goes by he gets nuts, maybe its the speed of the motion.

Unless I saw it attacking some kids I could never shoot a dog. I'd be more likely to shoot the neighbor.

Its ironic because we sold the house I've owned for almost twenty years (had it from my first marriage because I bought it young and wife # 1's name was never on it) because the neighborhood was going the wrong way. This house is in one of RI's better areas and we move in next to the one moron in the neighborhood.

The woman across the street says him and Junior are so bad the seller took something off to get out faster.

And here I was thinking I would be the bad element.

Oddly enough the wife is very nice and I see no signs the guy is mean to her or her other son who walks around looking like he is embarrassed for them. He's just an overgrown punk and his kid is following in his footsteps.

Tow bad for him another one moved in.

ETA lit is being weird with the quotes.