FAWC You, Two!

[RedMonkeyButt]

Yeah. I reported a few of his posts as well.

 

[slyc_willie]

For those who might be ready tonight, I will be online around midnight. So if you want your basket as soon as the clock strikes the witching hour, I'll do my best to accommodate.

By the way, I will be using the dice roller at Random.org to determine the contents of everyone's basket.

Get ready to FAWC

 

[lovecraft68]

For those who might be ready tonight, I will be online around midnight. So if you want your basket as soon as the clock strikes the witching hour, I'll do my best to accommodate.

By the way, I will be using the dice roller at Random.org to determine the contents of everyone's basket.

Get ready to FAWC

Well far be it from me to ever turn down a gift offered at the witching hour.

"I'm ready for my basket."

 

[slyc_willie]

Well far be it from me to ever turn down a gift offered at the witching hour.

"I'm ready for my basket."

Not yet, damn it!

 

[_Lynn_]

Not yet, damn it!

Aw, c'mon, it's twelve o'clock somewhere!

 

[damppanties]

Not yet, damn it!

Boo! Give it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Not yet, damn it!

Well my as is up at 4:30 am so I posted in advance.

I do not expect to get it until after midnight.

This way when I see it when I get up I can think about it when I go running. Well that is if I'm not looking over my shoulder for the neighbors fucking Dobie that jumps its fence and chases me

 

[MSTarot]

Well my as is up at 4:30 am so I posted in advance.

I do not expect to get it until after midnight.

This way when I see it when I get up I can think about it when I go running. Well that is if I'm not looking over my shoulder for the neighbors fucking Dobie that jumps its fence and chases me

Inspired exercise technique there, I bet that can really get the old cardio work out in no time. Been chased by a doberman once... I learned I could do parkour running.

Haven't liked that breed of dog since.

Looking back on it though he was probably just wanting to play. If he had been serious he would have caught me.

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Yeah... you probably should have put a time zone on that one.

As for the dobie, they're very protective of their family/territory. Sounds like the owners need to get a taller fence and a really strong zap collar to discourage the escaping. If s/he's chasing and not attacking s/he's probably just making sure you're not a threat to his/her family. This type of behavior points at a male dog, though. Females are much more protective/aggressive. They're just another dog breed that has a really bad reputation.

LC, if you know the owners it might help if you get them to introduce you to the dog. If the dog knows you're not a threat he'll more than likely stop chasing you. Of course, if they're not exercising him enough and then you get to know the dog, he might decide you're the one that's supposed to exercise him and he'll tag along for the entire run. Depends on if you want the motivation/company.

 

[TE999]

Well my as is up at 4:30 am so I posted in advance.

I do not expect to get it until after midnight.

This way when I see it when I get up I can think about it when I go running. Well that is if I'm not looking over my shoulder for the neighbors fucking Dobie that jumps its fence and chases me

Two words: Pepper spray.

Dobies are bad news. When I was in my early teens, the people down the block had three of 'em and they scared all the kids in the neighborhood shitless. One day they got the wife down in the back yard and mauled her good; they think the bitch dobie was in heat and wife got in between her and the two males. When her hubby came home from the hospital he killed all three dogs with a hunting rifle and buried them in the back yard. The wife needed lots of plastic surgery to put her face and neck back together.

 

[PennLady]

I'm ready for my basket.

Or will be in the morning. Posting now (11:39 EDT) so I don't forget later.

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah I have pepper spray I hate to use it, but I may need to.

The last time It came after me I had to hop up onto a neighbors car.

The owners have a doggy door that they let it go in and out of during the summer they have a fence, but its learned to run into a corner where they keep firewood and it climbs onto it.

I get more concerned when it tries to go after the people across the streets kids on bikes.

Doesn't help the owners a D-bag.

Maybe next time he walks by I'll accidentally let my Two Shephards out.

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah... you probably should have put a time zone on that one.

As for the dobie, they're very protective of their family/territory. Sounds like the owners need to get a taller fence and a really strong zap collar to discourage the escaping. If s/he's chasing and not attacking s/he's probably just making sure you're not a threat to his/her family. This type of behavior points at a male dog, though. Females are much more protective/aggressive. They're just another dog breed that has a really bad reputation.

LC, if you know the owners it might help if you get them to introduce you to the dog. If the dog knows you're not a threat he'll more than likely stop chasing you. Of course, if they're not exercising him enough and then you get to know the dog, he might decide you're the one that's supposed to exercise him and he'll tag along for the entire run. Depends on if you want the motivation/company.

Yeah well thing is the owners and I aren't on the best of terms.

We moved in last year and I caught his son throwing all his dog's shit in my yard when I went over and said something to the father his answer was "yeah he does it all the time, the other people never said anything."

So after they kept doing it last Halloween I filled up a bag with shit, dropped a cherry bomb in it an threw it on their deck.

Yup. Boys will be boys.

Still don't want to hurt his dog though. I like animals more than people.

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Yeah I have pepper spray I hate to use it, but I may need to.

The last time It came after me I had to hop up onto a neighbors car.

The owners have a doggy door that they let it go in and out of during the summer they have a fence, but its learned to run into a corner where they keep firewood and it climbs onto it.

I get more concerned when it tries to go after the people across the streets kids on bikes.

Doesn't help the owners a D-bag.

Maybe next time he walks by I'll accidentally let my Two Shephards out.

Yeah well thing is the owners and I aren't on the best of terms.

We moved in last year and I caught his son throwing all his dog's shit in my yard when I went over and said something to the father his answer was "yeah he does it all the time, the other people never said anything."

So after they kept doing it last Halloween I filled up a bag with shit, dropped a cherry bomb in it an threw it on their deck.

Yup. Boys will be boys.

Still don't want to hurt his dog though. I like animals more than people.[/QUOTE]

Boys will be boys my ass. If my dad had caught me or my brothers doing anything like this he would have kicked our asses into the next week. And then he would have made us pick up every stray dog turd we came across until we learned. Next time the kid does this and the dad shrugs it off, go find some fire ants and toss them into his yard. I'm sure he'll appreciate the neighborly boundaries a little more when he can't walk in his yard without getting attacked.

With the dad being unable to control his kids behavior, it might be a good idea to call around to no-kill shelters or rescues to see if there's anything they can do to intervene with the dog. Or the local ASPCA. If the dog is taken into hand before he can get overly aggressive and actually hurt someone, he can be saved.

On the other hand, if he attacks some random neighbor's kid in the street, by all means go out and shoot him. It may be the only way to get him to stop attacking. Call the cops first, though. You know... just CYA.

 

[_Lynn_]

"I'm ready for my basket."

It's midnight.

 

[FAWCker]

Here's your hell in a handbasket . . . .

Seeing as how it is now ten minutes past midnight EST, which means the Nude Day Story Contest is officially closed to new submissions, I can get the baskets out.

The following contributors have requested their baskets:

Lovecraft68
PennLady
MistressLynn

They will be PM'd shortly.

 

[sheablue]

I am NOT ready for my basket!

I will be in a bit when the whiskey kicks in ...

 

[FAWCker]

I am NOT ready for my basket!

I will be in a bit when the whiskey kicks in ...

How 'bout I just send it to you anyway?

 

[TE999]

I am asket for my basket.

(Yeah, it's poor English, but it rhymes.)

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Oh yeah, I'm ready for my basket.

 

[FAWCker]

I am asket for my basket.

(Yeah, it's poor English, but it rhymes.)

You shall get your basket.

(Mine rhymed, too, but I didn't have to misspell anything )

 

[damppanties]

How 'bout I just send it to you anyway?

What, are you generally sending baskets out now?

 

[FAWCker]

What, are you generally sending baskets out now?

Yep. It's after midnight EST and the Nude Day contest is closed. No reason not to start handing out the baskets now.

 

[damppanties]

Yep. It's after midnight EST and the Nude Day contest is closed. No reason not to start handing out the baskets now.

Um, no. I meant to people who haven't invoked the basket by chanting the phrase you have up in the first post.

And if so, why are you discriminating against me, you FAWCker!

 

[FAWCker]

Um, no. I meant to people who haven't invoked the basket by chanting the phrase you have up in the first post.

Aside from Tom's ESL post ( ) everyone so far has posted the requisite phrase.

Sheesh, what a stickler you are . . .