The Cunting Thread

Fata Morgana

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No one says anything in this thread unless its cunt talk. There are strict rules to this thread and I expect them to be followed. If they aren't there will be consequences.

The Rules

Never use the term "the c-word".

Islandtwat cannot post in this thread. It would be pointless, unlike his head.

No cleavage or bras will be posted, that's not what this thread is about. Tristesse12 will be monitoring this for me. Woe betide you if you do, you've been warned.

No continual posting of gifs without text, unless it's just the word CUNT! and/or Exorcist pics. You know what she did, your cunting daughter! can be spammed continuously.

Phelia can do what she likes in here, she's exempt cos she's a lovely cunt.

No one can go on a rant about cunt being a derogatory term for women. Fuck off, a cunt's a cunt and that's that. My thread, my rules.

Indie you are not to bash Billy Joel or Stevie Nicks in this thread, this will immediately result in a name change for you to Downeaster Alexa. Laurel is behind me 100% on this one, just so you know.


Stick to the rules cunts. Abiding by them is what has made Literotica what it is today, a place to embrace Jesus and compare fine cheeses.
 
for a friday, this place definitely seems very cunt-tabulous today
 
What does Downeaster Alexa mean?

:confused:
I just turned on Downeaster "Alexa" on Spotify, in your honor, and I'm crooning [fn1] along.

Cuntily yours,

M

[fn1] Screeching. I have a terrible singing voice.
 
I just turned on Downeaster "Alexa" on Spotify, in your honor, and I'm crooning [fn1] along.

Cuntily yours,

M

[fn1] Screeching. I have a terrible singing voice.

Not just a pair of creamy cunting orbs, this one...

:heart:
 
Have your cunt give a call when it has a free moment. TIA.
 
Bring out your cunts, bring out your cunts!

But I'm not a cunt yet, said Fata.

Oh you're so wrong. You cunt.
 
I really wouldn't mind a cunt in my face this afternoon, but going out and finding one seems like too much work.
 
i'd seriously love to cunt punt this stupid client :mad:

it's over!! we did our job, your suite got built, quit calling us!
 
I don't do searches based upon what cunt decides to post.

Plus if I did, I'd break the rules of the thread, and I'd come off as cuntish.
Then don't watch Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines music video either. It's filled with fantastic breasts. But their cunts, alas, are thinly veiled by flesh covered thongs.
 
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