The Cunting Thread

[Fata Morgana]

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My fave Gravy AV. I'd love to wear this on a t-shirt and go to Lourdes.

 

[AllyRose]

i'd seriously love to cunt punt this stupid client

it's over!! we did our job, your suite got built, quit calling us!

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Clearly this is what the cunts should have gotten.

 

[Adre]

I may have to check back in here just in case some cunt actually posts a cunt.

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Damn this thread got to the second cunting page quickly

 

[mark197205]

Gobby cunts.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Damn this thread got to the second cunting page quickly

With no cunting rule breaks! Eat your hearts out Iso & Tits!

 

[AllyRose]

Never underestimate the power of cunting.

 

[blackleggings]

I have to admit that I kind of like cunts.

 

[AllyRose]

I have to admit that I kind of like cunts.

Cunt-tastic. You'll fit right in.

 

[pete]

I have to admit that I kind of like cunts.

i'm a big fan of cunts

but i fucking hate cunts sometimes

 

[Mischka]

Gobby cunts.

I'm no expert, but I suspect a doctor should be be consulted for gobbiness of the cuntal region.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

My fave Gravy AV. I'd love to wear this on a t-shirt and go to Lourdes.

That would be a giant cunt thing to do....I like it.

 

[warrior queen]

Lit is the only place anywhere, either r/l or otherwise, where I ever use the word 'cunt'.
For the most part, I don't swear at all (kicking my toe on furniture excepted), but even if I do I rarely use anything worse than 'damn' or 'bloody'.

 

[Fata Morgana]

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[Byron In Exile]

No one says anything in this thread unless its cunt talk. There are strict rules to this thread and I expect them to be followed. If they aren't there will be consequences.

The Rules

Never use the term "the c-word".

Islandtwat cannot post in this thread. It would be pointless, unlike his head.

No cleavage or bras will be posted, that's not what this thread is about. Tristesse12 will be monitoring this for me. Woe betide you if you do, you've been warned.

No continual posting of gifs without text, unless it's just the word CUNT! and/or Exorcist pics. You know what she did, your cunting daughter! can be spammed continuously.

Phelia can do what she likes in here, she's exempt cos she's a lovely cunt.

No one can go on a rant about cunt being a derogatory term for women. Fuck off, a cunt's a cunt and that's that. My thread, my rules.

Indie you are not to bash Billy Joel or Stevie Nicks in this thread, this will immediately result in a name change for you to Downeaster Alexa. Laurel is behind me 100% on this one, just so you know.


Stick to the rules cunts. Abiding by them is what has made Literotica what it is today, a place to embrace Jesus and compare fine cheeses.

This is inspired.

Finally, a thread about bunts.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And now I think it's time I waxed lyrical about the greatest cunting songwriter of all time, Billy Joel...

 

[Earofverdi]

Never underestimate the power of cunting.

I can't decide if "cunting" is some historic form of blood sport, or a variation of Baden-Powel's scout movement.

 

[IndieSnob]

And now I think it's time I waxed lyrical about the greatest cunting songwriter of all time, Billy Joel...

Time to put ^^^ that cunt on ignore.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Thread Violation

Time to put ^^^ that cunt on ignore.

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[Scotsman69]

You obviously haven't heard my epic song:

'Ode to my beloved ex's cunt'.

And now I think it's time I waxed lyrical about the greatest cunting songwriter of all time, Billy Joel...

 

[glynndah]

Cunt's a verb?

*very confused*

 

[artemesia_g]

Cunt's a verb?

*very confused*

I believe it can function as noun, verb, adjective, or adverb. At least, that's what I remember from Schoolhouse Rock.

 

[CHNOPS]

That car you posted was a Cuntless Supreme.

 

[CHNOPS]

I believe it can function as noun, verb, adjective, or adverb. At least, that's what I remember from Schoolhouse Rock.

"Cuntjunction junction, what's your function?"

 

[glynndah]

I believe it can function as noun, verb, adjective, or adverb. At least, that's what I remember from Schoolhouse Rock.

Oh, that's right! Thank you.