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When I Was a Kid....

WIWAK we played with lawn darts ..the ones with the metal tips..and we survived to tell the tale:)
now everything is plastic and made of junk
 
WIWAK we were told not to complain but instead to buck up and deal with it
 
No sure if this has been said. Too much reading to find out what it was like when everyone else was a kid...

WIWAK...I ate all the Halloween candy in my bag...candy that I got from people in neighborhoods other than my own.
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Amperage said:
No sure if this has been said. Too much reading to find out what it was like when everyone else was a kid...

WIWAK...I ate all the Halloween candy in my bag...candy that I got from people in neighborhoods other than my own.
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lol! I bet When You Were a Kid you did your book reports with the Cliff Notes, too!:rolleyes:;)
 
WIWAK... my brother used to push me on my back, slam his knees onto my arms to pin me down and pretend my chest was a typewriter/keyboard. He would type a "Dear Mom" letter as he mashed his fingertips to my chest, spelling out each and every word as he went. D-e-a-r-M-o-m-I -w-a-s-v-e-r-b-a-d-t-o-d-a-y. When he got the end of his sentence, he'd slap my face as if to return the typewriter back to original position.

Kids nowadays wouldn't get the humor of that hilariousness. :cool:

And... now you know what's wrong with me.
 
Corbal said:
WIWAK... my brother used to push me on my back, slam his knees onto my arms to pin me down and pretend my chest was a typewriter/keyboard. He would type a "Dear Mom" letter as he mashed his fingertips to my chest, spelling out each and every word as he went. D-e-a-r-M-o-m-I -w-a-s-v-e-r-b-a-d-t-o-d-a-y. When he got the end of his sentence, he'd slap my face as if to return the typewriter back to original position.

Kids nowadays wouldn't get the humor of that hilariousness. :cool:

And... now you know what's wrong with me.
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Um, there isn't a damn thing wrong with you.


WIWAK, I was mooning cars as they drove by from a creek bridge. It was so funny until my mother drove by, and my ass was in serious trouble.
 
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Ricky_Champagne said:
Um, there isn't a damn thing wrong with you.


WIWAK, I was mooning cars as they drove by from a creek bridge. It was so funny until my mother drive by, and my ass was in serious trouble.
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I'll bet there were red mooms for the rest of the week!!

WIWAK we use to mess with cars at the top of the street at midnight. We ran a skateboard with a fake skunk across the street to see who stopped. The local dentist saw us and came to join the fun(he was in his 50s and really drunk!!). He almost got us busted by the cops!!
 
WIWAK Sidney Sheldon was considered a "dirty" writer.

I read all of his books.

Explains some things, doesn't it?

& Corbs...I will assume that When You Were A Kid, this brother was the reason you learned how to fight?? lol!
 
WIWAK I drank out of the outside faucet and garden hose...now I use a Brita pitcher
 
Ellafun said:
lol! I bet When You Were a Kid you did your book reports with the Cliff Notes, too!:rolleyes:;)
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Ouch...I deserved that. :)
But if I read all posts before adding my own it would have started "When I Was Still Alive..."

I have started reading from the beginning and hope to find out what it was like when all of you were kids.

WIWAK...gardeners used rakes and brooms.
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Amperage said:
Ouch...I deserved that. :)
But if I read all posts before adding my own it would have started "When I was still alive..."

I have started reading from the beginning and hope to find out what it was like when all of you were kids.

WIWAK...gardeners used rakes and brooms.
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LOL (((boobiesquishinghugs))) It's all good, honey!:rose::rose:
 
WIWAK Captain Kangaroo showed up at an Arby's in New Mexico, and my parents were taking forever and a day finding me something for him to autograph. Panic was setting in as the kids flocked to him, making me fear that he'd leave before I had a chance to even see him up close. Just as my mother finally found a pen and paper, he addressed the crowd of children around him. I remember it like it was yesterday. He said: "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! I CAN'T EVEN GET SOMETHING TO EAT WITHOUT A BUNCH OF GODDAMN KIDS HARRASSING ME!" I liked Mr. Green Jeans better, anyway. Maybe he wasn't such a dick...
 
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