Turn offs

[CHNOPS]

Mad banners.

 

[girlsmiley]

Damned nannas

 

[CHNOPS]

Ban Anas

 

[ChinaBandit]

Actually, the worse thing is probably a chick who picks her nose and eats it.

 

[girlsmiley]

Ban Anas in ban danas

 

[CHNOPS]

Anne Tonio Banned Eros

 

[girlsmiley]

Banned nicio del toro es

 

[knot_sweet]

Fish tanks (don't ask).
The smell of Jim Beam.
Poor personal hygiene.
Joylessness.
Cigarette stench.
Drunkeness.
Animal print anything, but especially in the bedroom.
Men who's pants hang lower than their underwear.
"Bling".
Mood music.
Emo's.
Men who dress like members of a boy band.
Men who won't allow me to pay for myself on dates.
Leaving me six voice messages in a day, the last one unintelligible from the blubbering, crying, whiny assed sooking because I haven't answered the last five.
SoCal accents.

 

[CHNOPS]

Car low sand tana

 

[girlsmiley]

Alright, alright. You win.

*Neil sand blowsyu*

 

[CHNOPS]

If phonely.

Sy.

 

[girlsmiley]

Hoof hearted?

 

[CHNOPS]

Fulth rottle, but my blower is teasing, being les bean anne doll.

 

[MissMissyMiss]

I don't like women who:

A. Are even slightly overweight
B. Have short hair (it sucks!)
C. Have bad teeth
D. Have any body piercing (EDIT: single and double ear piercing is encouraged)
E. Wear ugly underwear
F. Smoke
G. Don't have a 4 year college degree
H. Lack muscle tone
I. Have a New England accent
J. Won't swallow sperm
K. Don't read novels
L. Don't like jazz
M.Don't like sex in the bathroom
N.Don't like sex in the outdoors
0. Refuse to wear perfume
P. Don't wear jewelry
Q. Can't cook breakfast
R. Can't participate in conversation during a business dinner
S. Don't like the beach
T. Have any hair on their face
U. Spit
V. Use the words cunt, pussy or fuck in non-sexual situations
W.Can't play at least one musical instrument
X. Can't speak at least two languages
Y. Don't drive well
Z. Doesn't love any/all kids

PERIOD!

I should create a separate thread with a picture of you to see if anyone found you attractive. Cause damn you're fussy lol

Great post.

 

[Laurel]

Bad manners.

Mad banners.

Damned nannas

Ban Anas

Ban Anas in ban danas

Anne Tonio Banned Eros

Banned nicio del toro es

Car low sand tana

Alright, alright. You win.

*Neil sand blowsyu*

If phonely.

Sy.

Hoof hearted?

Fulth rottle, but my blower is teasing, being les bean anne doll.

Tracy / Hepburn Award for Best Exchange of the Week

http://www.getentrepreneurial.com/images2/winner-win.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

brown nosing

 

[ChinaBandit]

I should create a separate thread with a picture of you to see if anyone found you attractive. Cause damn you're fussy lol

Great post.

I can be flexible on the musical instrument if the skin flute is well played.

 

[MissMissyMiss]

brown nosing

Yes! I am with you 100%.

 

[girlsmiley]

brow know sing

Fyp

 

[blackleggings]

I've seen lots of eating/chewing noises...but no one has mentioned slurping specifically...freaking nails on a chalk board to me...gah...

This is just as bad for me. I hate hearing people eat or drink. Period.

Scraping silverware against plates or bowls is what annoys me the most, though.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Forrest Gump lives in my neighborhood.

He's 16 and runs everywhere; he never walks. And he jabbers constantly.


He's been in fostercare since Christ was a corporal, and wont get a 'real' diploma when he graduates special-ed high school.

Within his pasture of competence he's fiercely ambitious and hard-working. I hope he lands a city sanitation job when the state cuts him loose in 2 years. He'll do wonders tossing trash cans or mowing the parks or cleaning the rec pools, cuz no moss can grow on him.

Did I mention his sweet disposition? He takes his burdens in stride and is fun to be around.

But the goddamned women on this street are total flaming assholes with Forrest. I suggested to one woman that Forrest can be a godsend to the right female, and got my head handed to me in return. Her's is the prevailing attitude.

 

[blackleggings]

Forrest Gump lives in my neighborhood.

He's 16 and runs everywhere; he never walks. And he jabbers constantly.


He's been in fostercare since Christ was a corporal, and wont get a 'real' diploma when he graduates special-ed high school.

Within his pasture of competence he's fiercely ambitious and hard-working. I hope he lands a city sanitation job when the state cuts him loose in 2 years. He'll do wonders tossing trash cans or mowing the parks or cleaning the rec pools, cuz no moss can grow on him.

Did I mention his sweet disposition? He takes his burdens in stride and is fun to be around.

But the goddamned women on this street are total flaming assholes with Forrest. I suggested to one woman that Forrest can be a godsend to the right female, and got my head handed to me in return. Her's is the prevailing attitude.

The right female for him must not live on your street.

 

[Fill_de_Puta]

Perfection, arrogance, ignorance, television, People who bump two year old threads.

I lied about the last one... Ooh and liars.

 

[girlsmiley]

Tracy / Hepburn Award for Best Exchange of the Week

http://www.getentrepreneurial.com/images2/winner-win.jpg

I've come a long way.