Isolated Blurt Thread

[NaokoSmith]

I already own a 2010 Camaro (that is eating away my budget). It does nothing for picking up women. Even the ones that have been excited for the car were unwilling to go for a ride with me in it (even the one woman that had known me for years).
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c65/theegoatpig/Camaro8.jpg



Well we weren't talking about Miatas

Ooh, I will come for a ride with you in that! Especially if we get to race Willie. That sounds like fun!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I want to race a police Charger, and see just how drastically they modify those engines for law enforcement use.

 

[slyc_willie]

I want to race a police Charger, and see just how drastically they modify those engines for law enforcement use.

Not sure how much they change the Charger, but I had a cop friend back in the 90s who showed me what his Crown Vic could do. Damn thing was scary fast and tough as hell.

 

[TxRad]

I want to race a police Charger, and see just how drastically they modify those engines for law enforcement use.

They upped the horsepower by about 30%. Anything more than that and they run hot with all the slow driving and parked with the ac on. The main change is in the suspension and brakes. You might stay with him on a drag run but he'll eat your lunch on the twists ad turns.

The one I did for the police chief is unmarked and maxed out. He uses it for high speed pursuit and emergency runs. It's half again as fast as the regular patrol cars. It will almost run with my 72'.

 

[oggbashan]

Blast!

My wife and I went the cinema last night to see the movie of the art exhibition on Manet. It was very good, but my wife didn't see it. She had her eyes shut all the time trying not to throw up. She had several cold sweats. She would liked to have left the cinema but daren't move.

She lasted until the end and then barfed in the Ladies toilet. I drove her home very carefully. By the time we got home, I was having the cold sweats and stomach pains too. I haven't eaten anything since 5pm yesterday - that's 29 hours - and can only drink a little.

It's the dreaded norovirus.

I'm off back to bed hoping that it will be gone tomorrow.

 

[Dianthus]

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/541695_10151336987231059_741720879_n.jpg

 

[Handley_Page]

I want to race a police Charger, and see just how drastically they modify those engines for law enforcement use.

I think you might check the modification to suspension first.

 

[johneb87]

I want to race a police Charger, and see just how drastically they modify those engines for law enforcement use.

Might enjoy this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_c1H60zlW0

 

[NaokoSmith]

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/541695_10151336987231059_741720879_n.jpg

Ogg, . Hope you're feeling better soon.

Non-related blurt:
She who gets left behind to tidy up all the Easter mess by someone emailing to complain that he can't go the beach near Brisbane because it's raining gets to steal all his chocolate.
(I suppose I should be effing grateful he didn't text that piece of news to me at 2 am.)

 

[oggbashan]

Ogg, . Hope you're feeling better soon.

Non-related blurt:
She who gets left behind to tidy up all the Easter mess by someone emailing to complain that he can't go the beach near Brisbane because it's raining gets to steal all his chocolate.
(I suppose I should be effing grateful he didn't text that piece of news to me at 2 am.)

Thanks.

I'm drinking so much orange Lucozade I think I'll have a fake Essex tan.

When I was in Sydney I wanted to swim on Bondi Beach on Christmas Day. It was pouring with rain with a storm lashing the surf into unpredictable patterns.

But I swam, and surfed at a nearly deserted Bondi.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Thanks.

I'm drinking so much orange Lucozade I think I'll have a fake Essex tan.

Round here you would be called a 'wotsit'.
(That's a cheeto, American pals.)

 

[steve44uk]

Yup, I knew that. I was just pulling Steve's leg. Also, surprised he has a utility room. Must be loaded.

Loaded? Yeah, right. Us booksellers are all about the money...

How'd you know it was my leg...?

 

[NaokoSmith]

And your prize for selling the 'wrong' popcorn to the kids glued to the DVD of Madagascar 3 as: "Hey look! special popcorn!":
Non-whiny kids!!!! Yeay!


And for persuading them that sliced up apples are a special treat to be valued even above a small bowl of sweeties:
Non-whiny kids who are not hopped up on sugar!!!!


And what you will do when the normal popcorn reappears? Never mind about that; parenting is very zen. It's all about the present moment.

 

[glynndah]

I dreamt of you last night. Damn, I miss you.

 

[johneb87]

I have no idea what has gotten into my cats, but this is so them right now.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/547174_536915199680100_193201532_n.jpg

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have no idea what has gotten into my cats, but this is so them right now.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/547174_536915199680100_193201532_n.jpg

ROFLOL!

 

[damppanties]

Loaded? Yeah, right. Us booksellers are all about the money...

How'd you know it was my leg...?

It was ... thick?

Well, ok, you're right. I can't be sure I suppose.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Ate too many hint-of-lime Doritos.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Ate too many hint-of-lime Doritos.

I'm eating too many nacho cheese Doritos right now. I can't help it when fights are on (facebook right now, free cable TV later)

 

[NaokoSmith]

I'm eating too many nacho cheese Doritos right now. I can't help it when fights are on (facebook right now, free cable TV later)

Gah, Doritos are too more-ish. You barely notice how many you've eaten. Then you feel nauseous and guilty. So you have some more to make yourself feel better.

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh, you lot are rotten.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Oh, you lot are rotten.

We're telling you how HORRIBLE they are. I don't know what more we can do for you, dahlink.
What are you doing up so late, anyway?
dahlink, see you in the morning in Naked.

 

[Handley_Page]

We're telling you how HORRIBLE they are. I don't know what more we can do for you, dahlink.
What are you doing up so late, anyway?
dahlink, see you in the morning in Naked.

OK, Duchess.
Please ask Rolf to have the coffee ready.

 

[damppanties]

Argh! Is it too soon? But then, how much time needs to pass?

 

[johneb87]

Oh goody, thunderstorm rolling in.