Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Ellafun]

*Realizing I have no hope of keeping up in this conversation, I wander off to go find a bottle of JB to stare at*

Git yer furry lil' tail back over here! I have teats! I mean TREATS! TREATS!

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I'll pour you Scotch, Kitten, if you think you want some.

And then we'll whisper about Ella's choice of hockey teams.

*sighs* Never had scotch. Been about a decade since I had a drink but I'm considering falling off the wagon on purpose.


....knowing me it would be more like doing a cannonball off the wagon though.

 

[WhipLuvr]

Thanks....
Now if I can just keep Whip from tasering me...

Damn straight.

 

[Chaingun]

Damn straight.

I'm glad you're here. I know that everyone else has a good idea of what I need to straighten out my head, up to and including removing it apparently, but I need you to keep me centered. I'm kinda lost, lately.

Any help?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Damn straight.

Um...hi, Whip..
The way I see it, is....I don't feel any better at all after whopping Dave, but he seems to be feeling perkier for the effort..

So..do you want my left arm or my right?

 

[Chaingun]

Now, now, let's not have any more talk of people hurting each other. I mean, Whip may smack me around every once in a while to remind me to keep myself in check, but it's done with a good purpose.

I can't always be all Dom-ly you know?

Let's try to get along and let bygones be bygones.

 

[Ellafun]

"Now with ice cream and hollow point bullets"????


*facepalm*

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

"Now with ice cream and hollow point bullets"????


*facepalm*

*gigglesnort*

 

[Chaingun]

"Now with ice cream and hollow point bullets"????


*facepalm*

Yep. Gotta change the tag line every week and maybe lure in a newbie or two.

 

[Chaingun]

*gigglesnort*

Kitten! Behave.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

"Now with ice cream and hollow point bullets"????


*facepalm*

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Kitten! Behave.

*blush, sits still*

 

[Chaingun]

*blush, sits still*

Good Girl.

Now, let's whisper about Ella.

 

[WhipLuvr]

Um...hi, Whip..
The way I see it, is....I don't feel any better at all after whopping Dave, but he seems to be feeling perkier for the effort..

So..do you want my left arm or my right?

No, I'll stick to aiming at your tushie. If you every hurt him again.




Unless you like that, in case I will use a stick.

 

[Chaingun]

No, I'll stick to aiming at your tushie. If you every hurt him again.

Unless you like that, in case I will use a stick.

I'm ok, really.

I've been a mess, un-centered, and just broken, for lack of a better word. Maybe I will snap out of it now. I hold no malice towards her.

Let it go, please. I don't want you worried about me that way to the point of hurting anyone.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

No, I'll stick to aiming at your tushie. If you every hurt him again.




Unless you like that, in case I will use a stick.

Thank you...

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Good Girl.

Now, let's whisper about Ella.

What shall we say about her though?

 

[Chaingun]

What shall we say about her though?

LOL, it'll drive her nuts!

*whisper, whisper, whisper*

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I wanna hear. *grins*

 

[Ellafun]

LOL, it'll drive her nuts!

*whisper, whisper, whisper*

THAT would be a very short drive, wouldn't it?
Yer lucky ya don't hear what the kitteh and I whisper about you, mr.....

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

THAT would be a very short drive, wouldn't it?
Yer lucky ya don't hear what the kitteh and I whisper about you, mr.....

You wouldn't dare!

 

[Chaingun]

Say what y'all want. I'm not easily offended anymore. I have found different priorities to occupy my mind. I've dodged a bullet...a big one...and I need to chill out. So, talk all you want. I know how goofy I've become.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

*keeps my Micky Mouse jokes to myself*

 

[Chaingun]

*keeps my Micky Mouse jokes to myself*

Good plan.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Good plan.

*blinks*

*grabs the bottle I've been staring at off of the bar and disappears down the stairs to go hide in the generator room...

... er....

...to hide where no one can find me*