Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Sweetdaisymae]

Hiya, Cutie! Come on in! Would you like something to drink??

Mmmm yes please, one of those dirty martinis sounds good

Or something to eat?

Plenty of space, food, drink, and friends. You're safe here.

Welcome!

(Don't forget, every night there's a nightly naked dance party!)

Thanks Hun *sits on a bar stool and removes top* naked dancing huh!

 

[Ellafun]

Mmmm yes please, one of those dirty martinis sounds good



Thanks Hun *sits on a bar stool and removes top* naked dancing huh!

We sort of go naked in here most of the time... Sort of like the Garden of Eden. lol! Just the easiest way to make sure you don't have any bites anywhere on your body. Don't be surprised if we all volunteer to to do a body check, either...it's just kind of how we roll!

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Ella!

This kitten doesn't feel good. Needs a cuddles. Please?

(Oy, long trips while not feeling good are not the way to go....)

 

[Ellafun]

Ella!

This kitten doesn't feel good. Needs a cuddles. Please?

(Oy, long trips while not feeling good are not the way to go....)

Awww, come here, kitteh. I will happily cuddle you all you like til you feel better and then some. Maybe some tea to settle your tummy??

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Awww, come here, kitteh. I will happily cuddle you all you like til you feel better and then some. Maybe some tea to settle your tummy??

Eh, wish it was my tummy. Going to the doctor tomorrow. *sighs*

*lays head in your lap and grabs your hands to play with your fingers*

 

[Scentofawoman]

Oh oh better watch out!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/3df442d7f1ebc4a06e32eb68da870393/tumblr_ml7p751mzP1r5xc7uo1_500.jpg

 

[MaxSmith]

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WANT!!!

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Hey, Dave, I posted some weird-ass guns in my thread. They might not be your style, but I thought of you.

 

[Chaingun]

I have lasagna.

Hi Dave!!!! *HUGS*

Hi Sunshine. Glad you stopped by!

 

[Chaingun]

We have olives and lasagna, and I have this weird drink I found under the bar. It's in a mason jar. Tastes like lighter fluid, and there's peaches in it...anybody? Anybody at all??

That's uh...engine degreaser. I was going to use that on the tank and clean it up for Whip.

But since the peach seems to have infused it nicely, let's drink it.

 

[Chaingun]

Hey! I think I can do a trick with that stuff!
It involves belching and matches....

It's all fun and games....

 

[Chaingun]

We sort of go naked in here most of the time... Sort of like the Garden of Eden. lol! Just the easiest way to make sure you don't have any bites anywhere on your body. Don't be surprised if we all volunteer to to do a body check, either...it's just kind of how we roll!

Plus, some of us are huge fans of the female form. Huge.














But I'm not going to prove it.

 

[Ellafun]

Plus, some of us are huge fans of the female form. Huge.














But I'm not going to prove it.

lol! You beat me to the "huge" line....

 

[Chaingun]

Oh oh better watch out!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/3df442d7f1ebc4a06e32eb68da870393/tumblr_ml7p751mzP1r5xc7uo1_500.jpg

Argh! Lego zombies?!?!

That reminds me, we need a play room.

And when I say "play room," I mean, "a dungeon room with lots of toys."

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

It's all fun and games....

and what- exactly- is wrong with fun? And...games?: p

 

[Chaingun]

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WANT!!!

Hell yeah! I have a pint of glow-in-the-dark paint and I would totally do their eyes so that they glowed all night out there in the yard!

 

[Chaingun]

Hey, Dave, I posted some weird-ass guns in my thread. They might not be your style, but I thought of you.

I will take a look. Thanks!

 

[Chaingun]

and what- exactly- is wrong with fun? And...games?: p

We need a thread titled, "It's all fun and games until_____________."

 

[Ellafun]

Seriously??

I honestly don't know what the hell is going on, but living in a zombie-proof bunker (and drinking) seems like a really, really good idea right now.

 

[sereneone4u]

Great pics.

 

[Chaingun]

I honestly don't know what the hell is going on, but living in a zombie-proof bunker (and drinking) seems like a really, really good idea right now.

Hello? I thought I heard one of my dearest friends talking about drinking. I hope you're planning on dancing as well. It's almost time for the Nightly Naked Dance Party.


In real life, I picked up $85 worth of liquor today. I found a lovely bottle of Plymouth Gin and a Blanton's Bourbon. Can't wait to try the new bourbon.

And about the gin. Despite pouring literally rivers of gin while I was a bartender, I never learned to like it; I never even tried to find a drink that I would like with gin. But I think it's time to change that. I have two unopened bottles of gin at this point in my liquor collection here at the "Real life ammo dump and zombie response headquarters of central Florida."

A clue to why I have these: My favorite literary character of all time over the 22 books he appeared in, drank either Boodles or Plymouth Gin. I'm wondering if anyone can name this man.

Some clues...

He was former army and a former pro football player.

He considered himself a "salvage consultant."

He lived in Ft. Lauderdale.

I'm interested in whether or not anyone knows him.

 

[Chaingun]

Great pics.

Hello, S. I hope you're well and free of zombie bites. If you stick around, I promise to check you very carefully to insure your safety.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

When I drank (seems like another life) a friend bought me a G&T. It was like.... drinking a pine tree. I'll stick with bourbon & cola. In theory.

all around.

*finds a comfy space on the couch to lounge. *

 

[Chaingun]

When I drank (seems like another life) a friend bought me a G&T. It was like.... drinking a pine tree. I'll stick with bourbon & cola. In theory.

all around.

*finds a comfy space on the couch to lounge. *

I agree; the juniper berry flavor and smell of some gins is incredible. But I'm sure that there has to be a gin drink that I might learn to like. And in any case, just in case any gin drinkers come over the real life bunker, I have a supply. Besides, a gentleman keeps an adequate supply of a minimum of bar supplies to take care of his future guests.

How are you tonight, Kitten?

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Just stopping by to make sure you don't need to re-up your supplies of deadly Flip Flops