Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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*blinks*

*grabs the bottle I've been staring at off of the bar and disappears down the stairs to go hide in the generator room...

... er....

...to hide where no one can find me*

:p

Sweetie, I don't mean to sound mean to you. I'd really rather that you stuck around.
 
I'm pretty sure nobody in here is going to leave you alone any time soon, dear Dave.

(I think she's playing hide-and-seek with you, anyway. She left a trail of catnip and glasses of bourbon all the way down the stairway....)
 
I'm pretty sure nobody in here is going to leave you alone any time soon, dear Dave.

(I think she's playing hide-and-seek with you, anyway. She left a trail of catnip and glasses of bourbon all the way down the stairway....)

I think if I was to drink all those while looking, I'd actually fall down the stairs...
 
Say what y'all want. I'm not easily offended anymore. I have found different priorities to occupy my mind. I've dodged a bullet...a big one...and I need to chill out. So, talk all you want. I know how goofy I've become.
* puts on some ACDC, cranks the stereo and goes to make a Manhattan*
 
Nice. I do love some AC/DC. Good stuff.

Time to get really drunk. Really, really drunk.
 
*creeps back into the party room looking exhausted and returns the unaltered bottle to the bar before scampering off to my room*
 
Well, it looks like I missed a good drinking opportunity early this morning. Maybe tonight we can get the naked dance party back in gear??
 
*peeps head around the door and knocks* anyone in? Its scary out here with all the zombies roaming around.
 
Or something to eat?

Plenty of space, food, drink, and friends. You're safe here.

Welcome!

(Don't forget, every night there's a nightly naked dance party!)
 
Or something to eat?

Plenty of space, food, drink, and friends. You're safe here.

Welcome!

(Don't forget, every night there's a nightly naked dance party!)

What time is we gittin nekkid? We drinkin yet?? :cool: Oh, man, I cant find my apostrophe key....wth
 
Well, I'm having a dirty martini, minus the martini.. :D (in other words I'm stuffing my face with garlic stuffed olives..:D)
 
We have olives and lasagna, and I have this weird drink I found under the bar. It's in a mason jar. Tastes like lighter fluid, and there's peaches in it...anybody? Anybody at all??
 
We have olives and lasagna, and I have this weird drink I found under the bar. It's in a mason jar. Tastes like lighter fluid, and there's peaches in it...anybody? Anybody at all??
Hey! I think I can do a trick with that stuff!
It involves belching and matches....:D
 
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