If the poster above you got arrested what would it be for?

[MaxSmith]

sexually harassing the dentist

sticking her tongue out at the cop...

 

[Ginmill72]

Going to sleep is not fraud! Libelous you is!

no libel there, I walk up and grab, you slap me in the face, I slap you on the ass, and well from there....


assault consummated by battery

 

[vavavaVoom]

sexually harassing the dentist

and who is the one with the saucy tongue hmm? Slander

sticking her tongue out at the cop...

For poopin in the Sheriff's rose garden.

no libel there, I walk up and grab, you slap me in the face, I slap you on the ass, and well from there....


assault consummated by battery

For swapping good batteries for faulty ones blowing up my rabbit!

 

[DeeJay2609]

and who is the one with the saucy tongue hmm? Slander



For poopin in the Sheriff's rose garden.



For swapping good batteries for faulty ones blowing up my rabbit!

Misuse of a soft toy namely one battery powered Rabbit

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Kidnapping B.O.B.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Kidnapping B.O.B.

For corrupting the town's youth.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

For wishing on a star.

Well, the star was Brad Pitt, and she was actually sitting on him while wishing.

 

[Lia Monde]

Arrested for monopolizing the fondling.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Arrested for monopolizing the fondling.

Arrested for showing him a better way to fondle...

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Arrested for showing him a better way to fondle...

fondling without a license

 

[SimoneLisbon]

fondling without a license

for making fake licenses with photoshop...

 

[LustfulOne50]

for making fake licenses with photoshop...

For causing traffic jams on the Playground,,,with her sexy looks.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

sex on the beach

 

[RUlookingup]

Being too old to rock and roll but too young to die

 

[TheOlderGuy]

For taking upskirt photos at the Easter Parade

 

[Twlightdreamer]

For taking upskirt photos at the Easter Parade

For dancing naked under a full moon.

 

[Indienne]

For dancing naked under a full moon.

For dancing naked every chance she gets

 

[SimoneLisbon]

For dancing naked every chance she gets

for stopping traffic with her killer strut down the sidewalk...

 

[stu_gats_2000]

for stopping traffic with her killer strut down the sidewalk...

noon walking

 

[Indienne]

noon walking

For eh!

 

[Twlightdreamer]

For eh!

For being the piedpiper of men.

 

[Fire_Star]

For being the piedpiper of men.

Stealing BBQ Lamb

 

[TheOlderGuy]

For eh!

strutting her stuff in the wrong place at the wrong time

 

[TheOlderGuy]

killing thread after thread

 

[SimoneLisbon]

killing thread after thread

I think that's just frowned upon, not really an arrest worthy offense...Talking to himself while running down the street naked...