Are all men on Lit 6'1" ?

[Corbal]

What's actually funny is for a long time I said I was a bit over 6'2" and my legal identifications all say so - which I was. Then I got a killer massage, and also got one of those roller bed treatments, and at the end of the session, my entire spine went c-c-c-c-c-c-r-accc-c-c-c-c-k-k-k-k-k-k. I happened to have a doctor's appointment the next day and gained another inch of height just from getting totally loosened up.

"Shoes off, stand on the scale....6'3-1/4"
"Well, I'll be."

I do agree that most guys always exaggerate their size - whether height, or uh, other, but women go the opposite way, or weigh, as it may be. I had a volunteer flight where I was to pick up two women, each claiming to weigh 130, and having luggage weighing a total of 80 between them. I thought they looked a bit beefier than that, but didn't say anything. The bags were definitely more like 80 each instead of 80 total. I got to my destination and was met by another pilot (female) who looked at me, looked at the women, and asked if I was over gross weight on the airplane. I shrugged and said I might have been OK. She said to me, both of them were easily 200. If that was the case, yeah, I was illegal.

I check all my baggage.

And, you're right, many women lie about their weight when its obvious they're not 130 pounds. I'm a tall woman. Considering the size of my ass, hips and breasts, telling someone I weigh 165 is a joke. If any man were to offer to carry me, I'd laugh at the joke and push the fucker out of the way.

Point is, I don't reduce my height to make a short guy feel comfortable and I don't suck in to be skinnier than what I am. I just stand in front of the hotter, smaller chicks so noone sees them and all eyes are on me.

 

[C5MiGuy]

I check all my baggage.

And, you're right, many women lie about their weight when its obvious they're not 130 pounds. I'm a tall woman. Considering the size of my ass, hips and breasts, telling someone I weigh 165 is a joke. If any man were to offer to carry me, I'd laugh at the joke and push the fucker out of the way.

Point is, I don't reduce my height to make a short guy feel comfortable and I don't suck in to be skinnier than what I am. I just stand in front of the hotter, smaller chicks so noone sees them and all eyes are on me.

I like it!

 

[julius_1975ct]

5'3" and proud

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I just stand in front of the hotter, smaller chicks so noone sees them and all eyes are on me.

LOL!!! You Rock! (I've done this too)

 

[Corbal]

I like it!

LOL!!! You Rock! (I've done this too)

I'm a shallow giant. shrugs

 

[k_m_d_]

/posts height even though nobody asked

 

[johnfrederick]

All my adult life I have been 5'9 & have never given it a second thought. BTW, a few of my girlfriends have been 6' or more....I suppose it didn't bother them either.

 

[C5MiGuy]

I'm a shallow giant. shrugs

Some call it shallow, I call it discerning.

 

[Corbal]

/posts height even though nobody asked

/ at fucwad-al-la-douche

Some call it shallow, I call it discerning.

Wanna cyber lip-lock, now?

 

[Fractured_Soul]

I'm 6'5" not most girls idea of a stud though.

 

[C5MiGuy]

/ at fucwad-al-la-douche





Wanna cyber lip-lock, now?

Well that all depends on which set of lips we are talking about locking.

 

[Brave Maximus]

6'1" seems such an arbitrary number though...
With national averages in the major countries here (US, UK, Canada) being around 5'9-5'10..... people are giving themselves 3-4 inches. You'd think, on a forum like lit, they wouldn't try to add 3" to their stature but other places....


Or I guess that comes in the 2nd pm...


When I first started posting on lit, I was actually tempted to lessen my height, as it seems to scare off as many people as it attracts. Still, it just became a matter of being myself.

The fun one, in real life, is that I make sure I meet someone when I'm sitting down. You get the look like "you're not /that/ tall".... even though I'm as tall as they are standing. Then stand up to shake their hand or hug... watching their head tilt way up, pupils dialate... fight or flight instinct takes over.....

 

[WanderingGator]

6' 2" here!

 

[Wilfulove]

I check all my baggage.

And, you're right, many women lie about their weight when its obvious they're not 130 pounds. I'm a tall woman. Considering the size of my ass, hips and breasts, telling someone I weigh 165 is a joke. If any man were to offer to carry me, I'd laugh at the joke and push the fucker out of the way.

Point is, I don't reduce my height to make a short guy feel comfortable and I don't suck in to be skinnier than what I am. I just stand in front of the hotter, smaller chicks so noone sees them and all eyes are on me.

Would you date a smaller guy?
a smaller english guy?

 

[jmarx20102012]

5-10 but I slouch a lot.

 

[Brave Maximus]

5-10 but I slouch a lot.

There's another common thing... I know I was guilty of it...
Taller guys tend to slouch, some quite a bit, almost hiding how tall they really are.... while shorter guys are trying to add inches.

Same thing goes for girls... for a lot of them, the larger their breasts, they hunch forward and try and hide it.

Yes... I'm bored today...

 

[GorgeousGeekGirl]

Hi all. Gorgeous Geek Girl here, the troublemaker who started this thread. Love your funny comments. The purpose of the post was to share amusing thoughts. Of course you guys describing yourselves were nice additions to my fantasy Rolodex.

For the record, I'm 5 ft even and curvy. I don't really have a preference for male height. My tallest (6'6"+) and shortest (5'2") lovers were 2 of the top 3. Short men fit nicely, but it's also fun to climb on a big man and play with him. Besides, once you lay them down, they all change size anyway.

So to men I say, enthusiasm counts for a lot more than sizes, and when all else fails, there is always chocolate

 

[Struckcorp1234]

.....

 

[lycan_hitch]

5 feet 9 inches works for me..

 

[Isana]

Way to go, GGG.

I'm about 5'11" and love for men to tower over me. Sadly enough, I'm usually one of the tallest people in the room. Wearing heels puts me at 6'3" unless they are platforms then I'm 6'5"

I could just imagine the look on someones face if I tried to say "I'm 5' 2"

I'm 5'2"! Really. 158 cm. So it doesn't really matter what men say. They're most likely gonna be taller than me anyway.

I'm gonna go out a limb here and say the point of this thread was not to know how tall every man on lit is, because the OP probably doesn't give a shit about your height (Sorry guys).

And that instead the point is that:
1: Every male that pm's her either thinks that women think a man who is 6'1" is the sexiest, most ideal, height and they are compensating for their not 'ideal' height
or
2: That they are all the same man under different alias...

Feel free to now rage at my post... I'm bracing myself for the worst.

I think the point is to stop lying about your physical attributes and be totally awesome in terms of personality. Doesn't mean options 1 and 2 aren't plausible points, though.

I just stand in front of the hotter, smaller chicks so noone sees them and all eyes are on me.

Corbal, marry me, you awesome lady.

When I first started posting on lit, I was actually tempted to lessen my height, as it seems to scare off as many people as it attracts. Still, it just became a matter of being myself.

The fun one, in real life, is that I make sure I meet someone when I'm sitting down. You get the look like "you're not /that/ tall".... even though I'm as tall as they are standing. Then stand up to shake their hand or hug... watching their head tilt way up, pupils dialate... fight or flight instinct takes over.....

Hahahaha! Had to laugh at that one. Imagine the comical look on their faces.


For me, height isn't really a factor. They're all usually taller than me anyway. Age sometimes is. And as shallow as this sounds, skin is. I'm brown, so I really just get attracted to fairer skin.... Anyway, personality is a requirement. Then there's that unexplainable attraction, which I really just can't explain, and the factor of luck, coincidence, whatever you wanna call it. Sometimes there's just that moment when someone walks (or PMs) into your life, and you're just like, hey, I wanna talk to this guy.

I guess my point really is to just be nice and be yourself (but if you're a dick, no) and see which jigsaw pieces just end up clicking together and voila!

 

[drtyyoleman]

Hi all. Gorgeous Geek Girl here, the troublemaker who started this thread. Love your funny comments. The purpose of the post was to share amusing thoughts. Of course you guys describing yourselves were nice additions to my fantasy Rolodex.

For the record, I'm 5 ft even and curvy. I don't really have a preference for male height. My tallest (6'6"+) and shortest (5'2") lovers were 2 of the top 3. Short men fit nicely, but it's also fun to climb on a big man and play with him. Besides, once you lay them down, they all change size anyway.

So to men I say, enthusiasm counts for a lot more than sizes, and when all else fails, there is always chocolate

GGG, I've always thought it funny when women say that men are interchangeable with chocolate.
Simply pour some chocolate sauce on me and it enhances the experiance, doesn't it?
LOL

 

[thiscouldbtricky]

Hi guys. Gotta say, the vast majority of you that I've met are very sweet. The one thing that puzzles me is that every one who describes himself is 6'1". But that's ok, because I'm sure every woman you meet on here has D+ boobs; you are just smart enough not to question it. It's online where we are all the self we wish we were, irresistible to the opposite sex.

I'm also going to help a few of you men out; tips to quality chat. Now this is my opinion, not a guaranteed formula. If it were, I'd be charging money. First off, good name. Something that describes or identifies you, and I'm not big on names that describe your penis, or names that insult yourself. So, Detroitdude is good, but Detroitdong or Detroitdufus- not so much. Next is have a good opener. "Hi, want to chat? Detroitdude" isn't. Throw something nice or interesting out, and it really helps to look at her profile, posts, and stories. So like me, good opening lines would be: I see you like geek stuff? Ever thought about having sex in zero G? Or, I read your story, very hot, I had to pm the lady who wrote that. Or even open with a joke. Since you obviously know about online socializing, you probably have a Facebook page you can steal something funny from. Next is pics. Please don't drop the penis bomb without warning. Personally, I need to get to know you a little before I'm ready to meet junior and the twins. If you're kind of in a rush and just looking to get some hot talk going quick so you can stroke a fast one out before your frigid spouse gets home, you can say so without being vulgar, "hey ladies- I'm looking to make the monitor melt tonight, pm me with your hot fantasies and dirty secrets you've been dying to tell."?

Well, hope this helps. I'm off to vent some stress fantasizing about a 6'1" stud I met here on lit before I go to work.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=853845

Just a little something you might be interested in.

Good points

 

[Geod]

Aww, I guess I'm shorter than average. I'm an even 6'

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=853845

Just a little something you might be interested in.

Good points

 

[lawless_smurf]

I'm 5'7

 

[LustfulIntent]

5'9" and happy with it.