GorgeousGeekGirl
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2013
- Posts
- 297
Hi guys. Gotta say, the vast majority of you that I've met are very sweet. The one thing that puzzles me is that every one who describes himself is 6'1". But that's ok, because I'm sure every woman you meet on here has D+ boobs; you are just smart enough not to question it. It's online where we are all the self we wish we were, irresistible to the opposite sex.
I'm also going to help a few of you men out; tips to quality chat. Now this is my opinion, not a guaranteed formula. If it were, I'd be charging money. First off, good name. Something that describes or identifies you, and I'm not big on names that describe your penis, or names that insult yourself. So, Detroitdude is good, but Detroitdong or Detroitdufus- not so much. Next is have a good opener. "Hi, want to chat? Detroitdude" isn't. Throw something nice or interesting out, and it really helps to look at her profile, posts, and stories. So like me, good opening lines would be: I see you like geek stuff? Ever thought about having sex in zero G? Or, I read your story, very hot, I had to pm the lady who wrote that. Or even open with a joke. Since you obviously know about online socializing, you probably have a Facebook page you can steal something funny from. Next is pics. Please don't drop the penis bomb without warning. Personally, I need to get to know you a little before I'm ready to meet junior and the twins. If you're kind of in a rush and just looking to get some hot talk going quick so you can stroke a fast one out before your frigid spouse gets home, you can say so without being vulgar, "hey ladies- I'm looking to make the monitor melt tonight, pm me with your hot fantasies and dirty secrets you've been dying to tell."?
Well, hope this helps. I'm off to vent some stress fantasizing about a 6'1" stud I met here on lit before I go to work.
I'm also going to help a few of you men out; tips to quality chat. Now this is my opinion, not a guaranteed formula. If it were, I'd be charging money. First off, good name. Something that describes or identifies you, and I'm not big on names that describe your penis, or names that insult yourself. So, Detroitdude is good, but Detroitdong or Detroitdufus- not so much. Next is have a good opener. "Hi, want to chat? Detroitdude" isn't. Throw something nice or interesting out, and it really helps to look at her profile, posts, and stories. So like me, good opening lines would be: I see you like geek stuff? Ever thought about having sex in zero G? Or, I read your story, very hot, I had to pm the lady who wrote that. Or even open with a joke. Since you obviously know about online socializing, you probably have a Facebook page you can steal something funny from. Next is pics. Please don't drop the penis bomb without warning. Personally, I need to get to know you a little before I'm ready to meet junior and the twins. If you're kind of in a rush and just looking to get some hot talk going quick so you can stroke a fast one out before your frigid spouse gets home, you can say so without being vulgar, "hey ladies- I'm looking to make the monitor melt tonight, pm me with your hot fantasies and dirty secrets you've been dying to tell."?
Well, hope this helps. I'm off to vent some stress fantasizing about a 6'1" stud I met here on lit before I go to work.