Awkward Erections

[Oo_Bugsy]

What is the most embarrasing place you guys have had an erection pop up?

For me it was during a presentation in high school, I was stood at the front of the class and my teacher was HOT. As she was sat at her desk I could see right down her blouse.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Just yesterday, actually...

I was fantasizing about something I read earlier that day. Well, I was standing here at work and I was sporting a whole chub. Hard and ready to go. It wasn't visible, luckily, as I had a jacket on that is long.

All is well, riiiight? Yup. Until the girl in front of me decided to back into it. She's a lesbian, so she is not exactly fond of cock. She's specifically not fond of unsolicited cock from me, I presume. It was awkward as hell. I had to have a meeting with her in it this morning and we sort of avoided eye contact. Fuck my life.

 

[Oo_Bugsy]

Just yesterday, actually...

I was fantasizing about something I read earlier that day. Well, I was standing here at work and I was sporting a whole chub. Hard and ready to go. It wasn't visible, luckily, as I had a jacket on that is long.

All is well, riiiight? Yup. Until the girl in front of me decided to back into it. She's a lesbian, so she is not exactly fond of cock. She's specifically not fond of unsolicited cock from me, I presume. It was awkward as hell. I had to have a meeting with her in it this morning and we sort of avoided eye contact. Fuck my life.

Ooooh no! When I was at work one day we had a customer come into our store wearing a tank top with no bra. We decided to nickname her NIPS, because poking through her tank top was the longest nipples I've ever seen.
She clearly knew and was enjoying people looking as she had a smile plastered on her face.
That was very exciting to see and took about 10 minutes until I could stand up for obvious reasons

 

[Eilan]

I was fantasizing about something I read earlier that day.

Rectal prolapse story?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Rectal prolapse story?

The fecking devil.

 

[garborn]

The fecking devil.

mine would have to be a 4h speach i gave my 10th grade year in front of the entire school. my honor science teacher was sitting in the front row wearing a low cut button up shirt and from where i was standing i could see pretty much right down it..

that was akward

 

[C2W]

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yeah, meeting one of my wifes cousins from California.
when she became aware of my---obvious discomfort someone had to say something, so I asked her if she had a little mexican in her.
She replied that she did not, so I asked if she would like to--, we both laughed and the erection was gone just as quickly and mysteriously as it had appeared.

 

[vibes]

I have held more than a meeting in an ... 'awkward situation' thanks to Lit and the likes

 

[Oo_Bugsy]

I have held more than a meeting in an ... 'awkward situation' thanks to Lit and the likes

Do tell

 

[vibes]

Do tell

Well, it's pretty much as I have worded it: more times than it would be suitable by professional standards over these eight and more years on Lit I have had my brain numbed by the arousal of a hot conversation enough to find out at the last moment I would be required in conference room with clients or adversaries in minutes (or seconds) ... the mere walk down the corridor from my room to conference room has been a challenge at times; and, yes, I have once carried on the hot i.m. conversation during the meeting too

 

[vibes]

Mum would not be happy to read this, BB. Naughty boy.

Does she really need to know, LS?

 

[1Browneyedguy]

def got me hard!

Being w/ a GF in a shower..."get in here so I could blow you into next week."

 

[Eilan]

Awkward boners.

 

[Riles]

These were laugh worthy.

The best one I remember for Mr. Riles was on our honeymoon. We were getting a couple's massage, and both our masseuses were absolute cuties. So given that he was in a room wearing nothing but a towel while his body was being stretched, rubbed and otherwise manipulated at the same time as having front row seats while his all but naked wife was oiled down by a beautiful busty blonde? Yeah...I'd have been surprised had he not been sporting wood through it.

The she-devil in me thoroughly enjoyed his discomfort.

 

[Riles]

Oooh yes, I would have enjoyed that too.

Any woman worthy of the title would I think.

 

[BongoGal]

Way back in the day, I had a habit of causing those awkward erections. My modus operandi was to find a fellow in sweat pants to slow dance with. The results were inevitable.

 

[Darkmind70]

Last week. At my desk at work. I was proofreading something incredibly boring when one of my female co-workers walked past. She was wearing a tight skirt and a sleeveless top that displayed her assets to perfection. I took one look and then couldn't stand up for ten minutes due to my filthy, filthy mind.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I got caught playing with my erection once (i.e.- got caught masturbating). Yup. In the bathroom in high school. Awkward. The guy who caught me "thought I was smoking weed" in the stall. Nope. Just jacking off to thoughts of Alyssa Milano.

 

[MatthewVett]

These were laugh worthy.

The best one I remember for Mr. Riles was on our honeymoon. We were getting a couple's massage, and both our masseuses were absolute cuties. So given that he was in a room wearing nothing but a towel while his body was being stretched, rubbed and otherwise manipulated at the same time as having front row seats while his all but naked wife was oiled down by a beautiful busty blonde? Yeah...I'd have been surprised had he not been sporting wood through it.

The she-devil in me thoroughly enjoyed his discomfort.

Ooh, sounds fun.

Hm, I guess my most awkward erection would be while hugging a cute friend and having her ask, "Is that your boner?"

Luckily, she found it amusing and sweet rather than creepy and gross, and she apparently took it as a challenge to tease me as often as possible after that in hopes of recreating the scenario.

 

[michael2956]

I teach a graduate level class. H was sitting in the front row with a tight mini and a v-necked blouse with fuck-me shoes. I tried so hard not to look at her, but how could I not. The class lasts 3 hours. I was hard most of the time.

 

[MatthewVett]

I teach a graduate level class. H was sitting in the front row with a tight mini and a v-necked blouse with fuck-me shoes. I tried so hard not to look at her, but how could I not. The class lasts 3 hours. I was hard most of the time.

I once had a TA who apparently went commando, because every day, we could all just see his dick through his pants. Kind of awkward...

 

[Athalia]

Surprised that women haven't posted here. We have embarrassing erections, too, you know.

Like when I was a teenager, going braless in a tight tee shirt, and my nips decided to go into hyperdrive. I was at a roller rink, and everybody, but everybody was staring at me. It wasn't cold, I wasn't aroused, and there was no reason for them to get hard, but they did anyway. I wanted to run and hide.

After that, I always wore a bra in public, unless I was wearing something that concealed nipple erections, like a thick sweater or a sundress with a lot of extra fabric in the bosom.

 

[BongoGal]

Surprised that women haven't posted here. We have embarrassing erections, too, you know.

True. My most memorable was at a supermarket when a sudden cold blast of air gave me goosebumps. Little did I know that my flimsy bra and t-shirt combo did little to nothing to disguise the very prominent pokies I got as well. I wasn't aware of anything unusual until I noticed a couple of young guys, probably college kids, nudging each other and whispering and looking in my direction. Silly me, I didn't know why until I took a glance down. Part of me wanted to cross my arms across my chest and leave, but I just said to hell with it and quickly did my shopping.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*gets ready for stones to be thrown*

I think public erections for women's nipples are far less embarrassing for women than for men. That's just kind of a natural thing for women that's not (as much) looked upon as a sexual arousal. It is to some degree, but not as much as peepee erections. Which is funny, because while I'm always thinking about sex, my cock can be hard for any number of reasons- the wind, what I ate for lunch, I saved money on my car insurance, etc. but it's pretty much ONLY considered sexual.

I welcome a woman's erect nipples. There is relatively no harm done with them. My erect penis, on the other hand, causes mass destruction and light headedness.

When a guy sees a girl with erect nipples, he says these things:

-It must be cold in here.
-That's hot.
-I'd like to suck/bite/pinch/chew/poke/twist those.
-I wonder what she looks like without that damned shirt. (Also said if nipples are not erect)

When a girl sees me with an erect cawk, she says these things:

-Oh my. *faints*
-*ring ring* Mom, it is me, Rainshine. You'll never believe this, but I saw the most magnificent cawk today. It's was like 3 feet long. It's beautiful. Okay. Love you mom.
-Why is that creep erect?
-Should I get out my pepper spray?
-Why is he playing with it in the super market?
-*ring ring* I will be home a little late, I had to stop and get some extra knickers, as these soaked through.

Yeah. Those are some of the embarrassments I've had to endure.

 

[Athalia]

*gets ready for stones to be thrown*

I think public erections for women's nipples are far less embarrassing for women than for men. That's just kind of a natural thing for women that's not (as much) looked upon as a sexual arousal. It is to some degree, but not as much as peepee erections.

Thanks for your most entertaining post. It got me re-thinking my own, and it got me thinking once more about how my own experiences differ from men and even from other women.

One of the key words in my post was "teenager." My impression of puberty was that my body was suddenly at odds with me. It was leaking in places where it hadn't leaked before, bumps were growing where I had no bumps before, and so on. There is a distinct element of feeling out of control when all this happens. None of the men I've talked to remember having this feeling to the extent I did, possibly because the changes weren't as profound. (If you've seen the movie Persepolis, you might recall a funny cartoon sequence illustrating this.)

The second key factor, which I didn't refer to before, is that the onset of my puberty was seen by male relatives as a signal that I was sexually available to them. Much badness ensued. So when I had that incident at the roller rink, what I was really reacting to was the fear that I was arousing that same lust in onlookers, and that more badness might be heading my way. A guy with a visible erection usually doesn't worry that it might be making him a target for unwanted sexual interest, but a girl might. (That isn't coming out as clear as I wanted, but I hope you understand.)