Have you ever_____?

[Paul_Chance]

No, never had. Been to the ER enough, just never from a sexual injury.

HYE hit on a nurse in the ER while you were a patient. (High on painkillers optional).

 

[Porkwarrior]

No, never had. Been to the ER enough, just never from a sexual injury.

HYE hit on a nurse in the ER while you were a patient. (High on painkillers optional).

Ugh no. I lived in the same rental house as three nurses. That kinda killed that particular fetish for me.


HYE needed a date to bail you out of jail?

 

[Spontaneous1]

No, never had. Been to the ER enough, just never from a sexual injury.

HYE hit on a nurse in the ER while you were a patient. (High on painkillers optional).

yes, all the time i get a chance too. i love nurses.

HYE fucked your partner on a hospital bed before?

 

[lostlady69]

HYE had oral performed by an expert?

Maybe? Perhaps I should run some auditions.

 

[Paul_Chance]

If you define partner as someone I was in a relationship with no.

If by partner you mean the person I was having sex with while in the hospital bed, yes.

HYE apologized to someone for seducing them?

 

[Spontaneous1]

HYE apologized to someone for seducing them?

nope

HYE gotten caught fucking your girl by your parents?

 

[aydana]

nope

HYE gotten caught fucking your girl by your parents?

I don't fuck girls, so the answer would be a very definite NO.


HYE been singing like mad in your car to the radio, stopped at a red light and see the person in the car next to you smiling at your shenanigans?

 

[troubledone]

I don't fuck girls, so the answer would be a very definite NO.


HYE been singing like mad in your car to the radio, stopped at a red light and see the person in the car next to you smiling at your shenanigans?

I do not sing so the answer is a very definite No .


HYE been curious about gay sex ?

 

[Earl]

I do not sing so the answer is a very definite No .


HYE been curious about gay sex ?

Yes

HYE had gay sex?

 

[troubledone]

Yes

HYE had gay sex?

I have but did not enjoy it.

HYE enjoyed gay sex ?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I have but did not enjoy it.

HYE enjoyed gay sex ?

I have.

HYE asked your gay friends if they would let you watch?

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I have.

HYE asked your gay friends if they would let you watch?

No, should I?


HYE pulled a muscle while dropping a deuce?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

No, should I?


HYE pulled a muscle while dropping a deuce?

ok ricky... I need a little splainin. I have no idea what that means.

HYE "swapped" calls on your phone and said something flirty to the wrong person?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

ok ricky... I need a little splainin. I have no idea what that means.

HYE "swapped" calls on your phone and said something flirty to the wrong person?

LOL...well, not from swapping on the cell, but from calling the wrong number...

HYE "accidentally" said something provocative to someone...on purpose?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

LOL...well, not from swapping on the cell, but from calling the wrong number...

HYE "accidentally" said something provocative to someone...on purpose?

lol.. girls don't do that ::::batting eyelashes::::

HYE pretended not to notice a flirt so that you could bring it up later?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

lol.. girls don't do that ::::batting eyelashes::::

HYE pretended not to notice a flirt so that you could bring it up later?

Why would I do that? Much more fun to flirt right back...

Most of my flirts are truly the innocent type...

HYE "goosed" a stranger while at a large reception/party ?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Why would I do that? Much more fun to flirt right back...

Most of my flirts are truly the innocent type...

HYE "goosed" a stranger while at a large reception/party ?

no.. but I'll ask.. do men like that? I mean.. you wouldn't think it was strange that some woman just came up and felt your behind??

HYE done that? goosed a stranger at a party?

 

[85Ironman]

no.. but I'll ask.. do men like that? I mean.. you wouldn't think it was strange that some woman just came up and felt your behind??

HYE done that? goosed a stranger at a party?

No. It's creepy. I WOULD however, goose someone I was intimate or intimately familiar with.

HYE left a party with a partner who was different than the partner you arrived at the party with?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

No. It's creepy. I WOULD however, goose someone I was intimate or intimately familiar with.

HYE left a party with a partner who was different than the partner you arrived at the party with?

no.. not unless you count those times when you arrive with friends and leave with a specific someone

HYE left your date because another romantic partner suddenly became free?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

no.. but I'll ask.. do men like that? I mean.. you wouldn't think it was strange that some woman just came up and felt your behind??

HYE done that? goosed a stranger at a party?

yes...one has to be careful though...and not be obvious.
I think she liked it...
Other times...well, it's a good thing they didn't know who it was.

And yes...maybe...it would be flattering.

No. It's creepy. I WOULD however, goose someone I was intimate or intimately familiar with.

HYE left a party with a partner who was different than the partner you arrived at the party with?

Nope, always leave with the one that brought ya...

HYE purchased a sex toy on line and had it shipped to your work?

 

[andyomama66]

no.. not unless you count those times when you arrive with friends and leave with a specific someone

HYE left your date because another romantic partner suddenly became free?

Oh did I ever. Wound up marrying her.

HYE, when you couldn't be with the one you love, loved the one you're with?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Oh did I ever. Wound up marrying her.

HYE, when you couldn't be with the one you love, loved the one you're with?

I have.

HYE declined a social invitation just in case someone else might call?

 

[BaconBot]

I have.

HYE declined a social invitation just in case someone else might call?

Oh sure.

HYE been on the phone while receiving oral (unknown to the caller)

 

[Porkwarrior]

Oh sure.

HYE been on the phone while receiving oral (unknown to the caller)

Yes, and I hate that. I am a horrible actor so while I am trying to swat them away and the person on the other ends wonders WTF is going on I just say I am trying to swat a pest! That only encourages them, argh.

yes...one has to be careful though...and not be obvious.
I think she liked it...
Other times...well, it's a good thing they didn't know who it was.

And yes...maybe...it would be flattering.



Nope, always leave with the one that brought ya...

HYE purchased a sex toy on line and had it shipped to your work?

Haa haa yes...but I had it shipped in the name of another douche that I couldn't stand. And I sent it myself. Making sure very large "Fleshlight" stickers were emblazoned on the package. The front office girls thought it was hilarious.

HYE performed an epic win office prank?

 

[British Filth]

HYE performed an epic win office prank?

Yes! Unbeknown to the victim, the rest of us in the office created a fictional client, played by us. Over the course of several weeks, we would each go out of the office and call the victim, pretending to be another member of the client's bizarre and ever-growing family. We'd play the hard-of-hearing uncle, the senile grandmother, the flirtatious wife. Each family member would call about something entirely unrelated, each one having the wrong number, but not before some ghastly and ultra-personal family secret had been revealed.

It fell apart at my hands, sadly, when I couldn't quite pull off the voice of a small child. He suspected something was up and the whole office laughed for a very long time. I've never seen someone turn that shade of red before.



Have you ever flashed in public?