So I drove over a cat on the way home tonight

[Bert Notorius]

another racist kyle thread.

 

[Disgustipated]

Only Bert can make a boring Kyle thread even more boring.

 

[KyleW]

Only Bert can make a boring Kyle thread even more boring.

you and manisland both really love meme

i understand. i really am great

 

[Bert Notorius]

i see kyle is your new butt buddy. i'm happy for you.

 

[Disgustipated]

i see kyle is your new butt buddy. i'm happy for you.

Thanks, vette. Your homosexual "insults " are always on point.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Thanks, vette. Your homosexual "insults " are always on point.

you don't even know what on point means.

 

[Disgustipated]

you don't even know what on point means.

But I do. You're fat, you and your band sucks and no one likes you.

 

[neci]

so much anger. this is what happens when you kill poor defenseless kittens.

 

[Shagly]

Weird fact: Cats are classed as vermin in British law. You have to report running over a dog, but not a cat.

That's England for you.

 

[Shagly]

I was busy listening to Rollin by Limp Bizkit. My hat was on backwards and I was throwing peace signs at kids who were on the street corner. That's when I saw something small race out in front of me. I knew I would be too slow to react, with the peace sign throwing, and the giant coffee I was holding. So I sped up. I figured if I was going to kill an animal or midget, it would be more humane to run over them quick like.

Being a civic minded person, I pulled over to scrape whatever blood, skin and possibly fur off my bumper and tires. I didn't want to track that shit home. I'd much rather leave it on someone's lawn.

Turns out it was a cat, or possibly small dog. I should edit the title, but no, let's push forward. I scraped the dead annoying animal off my tires and went on my way to buy steroids from some crack dealers.


What percentage of the above will be used against me as fact by morons in the future? I'm going with 97% No one believes I'm civic minded. And civics are terrible cars.

Also, buy ferrets, not cats.

You pussy killer.

 

[Bert Notorius]

But I do. You're fat, you and your band sucks and no one likes you.

still waiting for that youtube link maestro.

 

[Disgustipated]

still waiting for that youtube link maestro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo&sns=em

 

[Bert Notorius]

chickenshit

 

[KRCummings]

I once ran over a three toed sloth on my to rescue abused komodo dragons. That's a day I won't soon forget.

 

[Disgustipated]

I once ran over a three toed sloth on my to rescue abused komodo dragons. That's a day I won't soon forget.

The cattle didn't stampede them during the fire?

 

[KyleW]

God Damn It Wont Someone Please Think Of The Kangaroos??

 

[KRCummings]

The cattle didn't stampede them during the fire?

Fortunately my man had just come home from the International Space Station and he was able to pick up the cattle with his bare hands and throw them 200 yards back into their pens.

 

[KRCummings]

God Damn It Wont Someone Please Think Of The Kangaroos??

One time I went 25 rounds with a boxing kangaroo. It ended in a split decision.

 

[KyleW]

people who need a twitter account:

KS
WQ
BB

god damn I see a pattern emerging

 

[blobfish]

people who need a twitter account:

KS
WQ
BB

god damn I see a pattern emerging

BB has one, but he just gives out investment advice.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

One time I went 25 rounds with a boxing kangaroo. It ended in a split decision.

only because the kangaroo was from the future.

otherwise you would have beat it in 3 rounds.

 

[Laurel]

I was busy listening to Rollin by Limp Bizkit.

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/90s-called-500x503.jpg

 

[Laurel]

Sorry, I couldn't get past that first bit...something about cats?

 

[islandman]

Sorry, I couldn't get past that first bit...something about cats?

Grounds for banishment, no?

 

[lovetoread]

Uh oh.