What line would you use to "pick up" the avatar above you?

[ouchfeelsgood]

I can totally go for that.

Probably make a fool of my self in Fools lap, but it will be fun to see which one of you comes up with the worst pick up lines!

I smell kink in the air ...

 

[Scentofawoman]

I smell kink in the air ...

Oh Yeah I'd stalk you...

 

[L8tnIt]

If I am on duty as the Security, then I have several advantages:
- I am Sober
- I am in Uniform
- I can throw out people from the place

However, I do not want to intimidate the_Fool, so I will do so when I am off-duty... To be fair

 

[Slow Ride469]

Then I'm a huge nerd because that info would get a person a drink from me.

I'm gonna spank you for skippin' over me

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'm gonna spank you for skippin' over me

Tell me, does this top make my boobs look too big?

 

[Slow Ride469]

Tell me, does this top make my boobs look too big?

that top makes your boobs look delicious

 

[lacandy]

that top makes your boobs look delicious

Pretty sure just a "hi" and a little lean is all I would need

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Pretty sure just a "hi" and a little lean is all I would need

You like sweet things huh.

 

[papadoc19]

You like sweet things huh.

Can I pop your cork?

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Can I pop your cork?

are you grumpy or pissed?

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

are you grumpy or pissed?

I like your mustache, how much are rides?

 

[dirtwrench]

I have just the thing to fill that open mouth of yours. And if you are really good, maybe let you sink your teeth in somewhere too.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I have just the thing to fill that open mouth of yours. And if you are really good, maybe let you sink your teeth in somewhere too.

Come out... come out... wherever you are.

 

[Chaingun]

Come out... come out... wherever you are.

"Ever been spanked on the first date?"

 

[papadoc19]

Unchain my heart

 

[BeachMomma]

I know of a nice, secluded church parking lot....

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

I know of a nice, secluded church parking lot....

My beach or yours?

 

[lacandy]

My beach or yours?

Wanna help me make the Naughty List?

 

[raiguy]

Wanna help me make the Naughty List?

Want something else to lick?

 

[lacandy]

Want something else to lick?

I can touch my elbows behind my back...wanna see?

 

[ManOSafety]

I can touch my elbows behind my back...wanna see?

How 'bout those Chargers?

 

[Shadowmist99]

How 'bout those Chargers?

Bet I'm wetter than you are...wanna find out?

 

[vavavaVoom]

Bet I'm wetter than you are...wanna find out?

Woman! Shake those bubbles and move yer arse! It's 32hrs til happy hour, then its off to the city! Collect your airline ticket at Check In Virgin Atlantic

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Woman! Shake those bubbles and move yer arse! It's 32hrs til happy hour, then its off to the city! Collect your airline ticket at Check In Virgin Atlantic

Your smile lights up a room!

 

[vavavaVoom]

Your smile lights up a room!

Would you like to come play too?