imemkay
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That should have come with a spew alert.
It really should have!
When are we headed to Alaska, btw? I could use a good girls night out!
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That should have come with a spew alert.
That's a mental image I wish I could unsee.'I want to lift your beer gut & lick your slightly saggy balls!'
I feel like when we're talking sex most people want to feel young & gorgeous in their fantasies - it would be like me saying to them 'I want to lift your beer gut & lick your slightly saggy balls!'
'I want to lift your beer gut & lick your slightly saggy balls!'
I feel like when we're talking sex most people want to feel young & gorgeous in their fantasies - it would be like me saying to them 'I want to lift your beer gut & lick your slightly saggy balls!'
I feel like when we're talking sex most people want to feel young & gorgeous in their fantasies - it would be like me saying to them 'I want to lift your beer gut & lick your slightly saggy balls!'
Absolutely hysterical.Okay, here we go: The title of the Post was called "RP Skillz Like A Bawss"
alexcan'tRP: Walked behind her as he admired her up and down, slowly squeezing the side of her ass as he walked beside her I haven't seen anyone even close to as beautiful as you. What's your name? he asked her, standing near a rather crowded shopping center store front
Missus Random(me): She turned around swiftly and stabbed him in the eye with a sharpened pencil. His eyeball exploded wetly, and blood and thicker things ran down his face. As his body crumpled to the ground in agony, she spit on him, then gave him a vicious kick in the ribs. Bones crunched under her boot. "That's what you get for sexually assaulting me, asshole. Now when you get out of the hospital, consider treating the next woman you speak to like a human being, instead of being a misogynistic pig."
Missus Random(me): I hope you enjoyed our RP as much as I did.
for the 3rd time now.xyz asshat said:Do you enjoy watching a man masturbate on his webcam?
I got:
for the 3rd time now.
No sir, actually I only enjoy watching a man masturbate on his grandmother's webcam, using her false teeth that he swiped out of the glass to nibble his buttocks, while balancing on a unicycle and simultaneously armpit farting the Star Spangled Banner.
Are you man enough?
Oh and your zipper is down.
That's so fucking hot.No sir, actually I only enjoy watching a man masturbate on his grandmother's webcam, using her false teeth that he swiped out of the glass to nibble his buttocks, while balancing on a unicycle and simultaneously armpit-farting the Star Spangled Banner.
Well played.Asshat: You into phone sex?
Me: Sure. Give me a call. 313-XXX-XXXX (gives number to local police department)
(Five minutes later)
Asshat: Hey! That wasn't you!
Asshat: You into phone sex?
Me: Sure. Give me a call. 313-XXX-XXXX (gives number to local police department)
(Five minutes later)
Asshat: Hey! That wasn't you!
Asshat: You into phone sex?
Me: Sure. Give me a call. 313-XXX-XXXX (gives number to local police department)
(Five minutes later)
Asshat: Hey! That wasn't you!
You're joking, right? I don't want to unleash the snark on you if you're joking.This thread is heartless. If you get a PM you're supposed to say thankyou, especially if the person took the time to include a naked picture or something.
i can't tell if you're joking either. i sincerely hope so. if not, the ambassador for nigeria has a very lucrative opportunity for you.123josh quoth:
this thread is heartless. if you get a PM you're supposed to say thankyou, especially if the person took the time to include a naked picture or something.
Ofcourse we should beThis thread is heartless. If you get a PM you're supposed to say thankyou, especially if the person took the time to include a naked picture or something.