the obligatory litster xmas present thread

[dolf]

because someone has to do it!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/python_killer_bunny_slipper.jpg
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8148/

this is for sean.

 

[dolf]

perg should get this:

http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb350/Snatchel38/2c508f96.jpg
http://www.texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=55978

but would actually get this:

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/10/109609/43_2008/c8d32c6e5ef6758d_spork.jpg
http://www.lilsugar.com/Beetle-Spork-2391686

 

[Byron In Exile]

this is for sean.

That's quite an upgrade: from someone smart people ignore to first on the xmas list...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ishmael and vette

http://www.ghilliesuitsource.com/products/Ultralight_Ghillie_Suit_lg.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's quite an upgrade: from someone smart people ignore to first on the xmas list...

That kinda crossed my mind too...

 

[dolf]

That's quite an upgrade: from someone smart people ignore to first on the xmas list...

if you chanced upon killer bunny slippers, who else would spring to mind?
feel free to read something into it, you stupid muppet. you'll get coal.

Ishmael and vette

http://www.ghilliesuitsource.com/products/Ultralight_Ghillie_Suit_lg.jpg

i might die laughing

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It strikes me that the rifle is a dead giveaway...


It needs a Ghillie cover.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Dear Santa,

http://image.popularhotrodding.com/f/10954413/0810phr_10_z+1967_plymouth_barracuda+no_torsion_bars.jpg


Love,

~ Wat

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Santa's sleds are cherry reds...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Candy Apple Red.


Santa is a traditional rodder.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Candy Apple Red.


Santa is a traditional rodder.

As in Mrs. Clause gets it missionary?

Pray tell...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

As in Mrs. Clause gets it missionary?

Pray tell...

She's been fucking about on the Old Boy for centuries.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She's been fucking about on the Old Boy for centuries.

She has the sled for 364 days a year...



Go granny go granny go granny go!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Granny's kinda fishy . . . .

http://image.moparmusclemagazine.com/f/9207475/0605_mopp_01z_+1967_plymouth_barracuda_fastback+front_left.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Like a soccer mom with lipstick...

 

[Byron In Exile]

if you chanced upon killer bunny slippers, who else would spring to mind?

Me, actually.

feel free to read something into it, you stupid muppet.

Stupid muppet?? Oh, bloody hell...

you'll get coal.

I expected nothing more.

Well, maybe accompanied by a kick in the shin...

 

[Byron In Exile]

That kinda crossed my mind too...

Probably a lot of other people's as well.

Welcome to the Stupid Muppet Club!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Probably a lot of other people's as well.

Welcome to the Stupid Muppet Club!

It's bloody raw! RAW! You stupid muppet, you've given up haven't you?

Are you seriously handing me raw chicken?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Since VatAss labors under the delusion that Star Trek TOS was the bestest Star Trek, his Hannukah present is a no-brainer:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/e73b_star_trek_bathrobes.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

Something for Byron
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/f245_notinsane.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

A bumper sticker for koalabear
http://i1.cpcache.com/product/39602442/what_would_jen_do_bumper_sticker.jpg

 

[Byron In Exile]

Something for Byron
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/f245_notinsane.jpg

Thank you, Rob.

That was rather thoughtful.

 

[dolf]

Me, actually.

Stupid muppet?? Oh, bloody hell...

I expected nothing more.

Well, maybe accompanied by a kick in the shin...

a lump of coal for you

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1117/4726886704_d7158949f4.jpg

and you really do not deserve it!

 

[Sean]

because someone has to do it!


http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8148/

this is for sean.

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

 

[Tryharder62]

The obligatory xmas Gift thread???? You can use the x but I'm not fooled