Articulate? Witty? Come on in...

Coming right back at ya!

THis is how I see it:_

I...like...peas? They have there place - mushy peas and mint sauce!

I disagree that Virginia is for lovers? - Maybe in 1969 it had it's moments

I've neither read nor seen anything Harry Potter related? - Ditto - creepy little bespectacled shit - have caught some snippets of the movie or movies - standard fayre

I have double-jointed thumbs? I have two thumbs sinlge jointed but equally talented

I am left handed but use cutlery in a right handed fashion - why is this?
 
Deerskin huh? I haven't read that one, I love Robin McKinley though. Sunshine is amazing.

Who else do you like to read? Do you like "re-told" fairy tales in general, or just Robin McKinley?

I haven't read Sunshine, but if it's as good as Deerskin, I'll have to look into it... :)
 
THis is how I see it:_



I am left handed but use cutlery in a right handed fashion - why is this?
What is this queer obsession with mushy peas that keeps cropping up in my interweb travels? Do tell.

In 1969, my parents were children, so even they wouldn't know.

I think that the actor who plays Potter is pretty hot, but it still doesn't make me want to see the movies. Idk...I'll probably be forced to watch them eventually, by some rabid fan. Let's just hope that s/he doesn't skin me after the viewing.

This is...because...that's how you were taught by your parents? Alternatively, you absorbed your right handed twin in the womb, and that's his only manifestation. How tragic.
 
I'm bored at home (this is starting to become a habit), and would welcome being entertained for a few hours.

I'm not feeling particularly randy tonight, sorry gentlemen. *thoughtfully* Or ladies. *laughs* Though I've yet to run into that particular scenario.

But if you're bored too, and would like to indulge in some spirited conversation, let's do this.

Let's see, I have to think of something clever to reel them in...hm...

I...like...peas?

I disagree that Virginia is for lovers?

I've neither read nor seen anything Harry Potter related?

I have double-jointed thumbs?

C'mon, people, I'm giving you gold, here! :cattail:

All very interesting.
I LOVE peas and I use them in a lot of my recipes (stews/soups)
Virginia: Good for hiking, camping, beaches, mountains, caverns/spelunking, canoe/kayaking and politics but I have yet to see evidence it is "For Lovers".
Harry Potter is fun-IF you're 12. I have read some and seen some. You're not really missing much.
Being I am a drtyyoleman, I have lost some of my flexibility but I still enjoy a double jointed dirtygrll....lol
Finally, where's the gold???
 
I'm bored at home (this is starting to become a habit), and would welcome being entertained for a few hours.

I'm not feeling particularly randy tonight, sorry gentlemen. *thoughtfully* Or ladies. *laughs* Though I've yet to run into that particular scenario.

But if you're bored too, and would like to indulge in some spirited conversation, let's do this.

Let's see, I have to think of something clever to reel them in...hm...

I...like...peas?

I disagree that Virginia is for lovers?

I've neither read nor seen anything Harry Potter related?

I have double-jointed thumbs?

C'mon, people, I'm giving you gold, here! :cattail:

See, my problem is this. I eat very...particularly.

I don't eat white flour. Or lard.

So, I have to try to do it with whole white wheat, coconut oil, butter, or (and this sounds odd, but I've heard excellent things and variety is the spice of life), olive oil.

White flour does things to me. Horrible, terrible things that shan't be spoken of, for the night is dark and full of terrors. (Sometimes, I sneak it and woe...woe!)

Try frezzing your butter and using a cheese grater to disperse it into your dough a little at a time.
Keep it cold and mix as little as possible.
You'll like the results.
 
Hey, I'm finally around while you're still awake.

Why does hearing the word 'deerskin' make me think of condoms? I know sheepskin condoms are a thing, but deerskin condoms just seems weird.
 
Hey, I'm finally around while you're still awake.

Why does hearing the word 'deerskin' make me think of condoms? I know sheepskin condoms are a thing, but deerskin condoms just seems weird.
*laughs* You posted one minute after I went to bed.

Silly lad.
 
Good evening. I trust all are well...
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY ACUTE DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER?!

It was that tricksy Rumpelstiltskin, wasn't it?

We'll get him Fluffikins...*strokes fat, furry white cat* Oh, yes. Oh...yes...
 
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY ACUTE DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER?!

It was that tricksy Rumpelstiltskin, wasn't it?

We'll get him Fluffikins...*strokes fat, furry white cat* Oh, yes. Oh...yes...

Ahhh, Mistress Blofeld... it's been so long...
 
Ahhh, Mistress Blofeld... it's been so long...
Indeed. Ever since you tied me to that rocket and tried to send me to the moon.

How ill-bred of you.

How's the dastardly villain business?
 
Indeed. Ever since you tied me to that rocket and tried to send me to the moon.

How ill-bred of you.

How's the dastardly villain business?

It's not what it used to be, love. It's the bleedin' financial crisis, see? Everybody's going freelance, coming up with evil plots of their own... I even dropped me rate to 15% of the take, but nobody's bitin'.

Nightmare, I tell ya. Night. Mare.
 
It's not what it used to be, love. It's the bleedin' financial crisis, see? Everybody's going freelance, coming up with evil plots of their own... I even dropped me rate to 15% of the take, but nobody's bitin'.

Nightmare, I tell ya. Night. Mare.
Have you looked into the proper Evil Overlord business? That's where the real money is, these days.

Evil U is taking applications now, you know... Shall I send you some brochures?
 
Have you looked into the proper Evil Overlord business? That's where the real money is, these days.

Evil U is taking applications now, you know... Shall I send you some brochures?

Well, heaven knows I need a break...

Or shall I switch sides? Seems like the world needs a new White Knight at the moment... and I'd be pretty effin' brilliant at that...
 
*scribbles* *pushes up glasses*

Hm...we may have an opening for you. How's your seat?
 
*scribbles* *pushes up glasses*

Hm...we may have an opening for you. How's your seat?

Pretty good... let's just say I have full and confident control of any filly I may choose as my mount...
 
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