Anonymous Secrets Thread

[ManOSafety]

When my head is shaved or even cropped short, I look like a convict. I may look like an old goat, but when I've got the convict look and my two dogs just happen to be pit bull mixes...well...I just don't need that kind of negative attention.

I think the comb-over with the pit bull look is much more positive attention grabbing

 

[JennyNo1]

I still don't understand why guys don't just shave their heads. It seems like such an easy solution.

Women, sound off please. What do you prefer, naturally balding, toupee or shaved head?

OMG, not a toupee, that's for sure!

I like a shaved head, personally.

Me too. One in particular.

 

[Siren_Smiles]

I still don't understand why guys don't just shave their heads. It seems like such an easy solution.

Women, sound off please. What do you prefer, naturally balding, toupee or shaved head?

Some guys still look decent as they thin or go bald, if that's the case, go with it. If not, shave it. There is definitely something sexy about a bald head.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I think the comb-over with the pit bull look is much more positive attention grabbing

I have such an awesome comb over, too. Glad it's not too windy here.

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/worst_combover_1.jpg

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I still don't understand why guys don't just shave their heads. It seems like such an easy solution.

Women, sound off please. What do you prefer, naturally balding, toupee or shaved head?

I like guys with shaved heads.. but naturally balding if you can own it... Toupees are just RIDICULOUS

 

[ga400us]

I still don't understand why guys don't just shave their heads. It seems like such an easy solution.

Women, sound off please. What do you prefer, naturally balding, toupee or shaved head?

My father in-law was naturally balding and had a hat he wore occasionally that said, "Bald men don't waste testosterone on hair".

I loved that hat.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I have such an awesome comb over, too. Glad it's not too windy here.

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/worst_combover_1.jpg

You're so HAWT! *fans self*

 

[neruda]

I know of one guy that wears 4-5 pairs of socks at the same time because he thinks his feet are too small. And another guy that his wife has hardly ever seen nekid because he will not undress unless it's completely dark. He also lately, when he has sex which is maybe a few times a year, leaves his shirt, boxers, and socks on and pulls his pecker through the hole in the frt of his shorts to do the deed. How do I know this? He is my brother in law and his wife complains to my wife (her sister) rather frequently. Such a gorgeous sister in law such a waste of skin for a husband.

This man needs to grow a pair and have a little self confidence.

 

[BradBigBrain]

You're so HAWT! *fans self*

That's the look all balding men should strive for. The Ned Ryerson look.

 

[lacandy]

That's the look all balding men should strive for. The Ned Ryerson look.

BBB?? Did you just make a Ground Hog Day reference??


*swoon*

I think I may love you now.

 

[ManOSafety]

That's the look all balding men should strive for. The Ned Ryerson look.

Needle Nose Ned!?!?

Am I right? amiright? amiright?

 

[ga400us]

That's the look all balding men should strive for. The Ned Ryerson look.

BBB?? Did you just make a Ground Hog Day reference??


*swoon*

I think I may love you now.

Yes I believe he did...now if I can only find someone that sells insurance?

 

[neruda]

When my father was still alive one of my favorite things to do was go on errands with him. It gave us a good time to catch up with one another and have some fun.

There is this post office out in the middle of the country that he would drive 45 minutes out of his way to go to. The guy that ran the post office was about 5' even, had a bald head, crooked teeth and spoke with this weird cracking voice.

Well one day he gets 6 inch lifts on his shoes, a toupee, and has some kind of vocal surgery to make his voice deeper and suddenly he thinks he's Elvis Presley. He used to strut around that post office like he was made of nothing but spring steel and sex appeal.

...And my father thought it was the funniest thing he had ever seen in his life. I'd pick him up and he's say "I need some more stamps. Let's go see Finny!"

When I need stamps, I still go out to that post office, just to laugh at Finny (of course never in front of him) and remember Pop.

 

[neruda]

Needle Nose Ned!?!?

Am I right? amiright? amiright?

Better Needle Nosed Ned than Needle Dick Dillon

 

[BradBigBrain]

BBB?? Did you just make a Ground Hog Day reference??

*swoon*

I think I may love you now.

Yep. I love Ned.

Needle Nose Ned!?!?

Am I right? amiright? amiright?

I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show?

When my father was still alive one of my favorite things to do was go on errands with him. It gave us a good time to catch up with one another and have some fun.

There is this post office out in the middle of the country that he would drive 45 minutes out of his way to go to. The guy that ran the post office was about 5' even, had a bald head, crooked teeth and spoke with this weird cracking voice.

Well one day he gets 6 inch lifts on his shoes, a toupee, and has some kind of vocal surgery to make his voice deeper and suddenly he thinks he's Elvis Presley. He used to strut around that post office like he was made of nothing but spring steel and sex appeal.

...And my father thought it was the funniest thing he had ever seen in his life. I'd pick him up and he's say "I need some more stamps. Let's go see Finny!"

When I need stamps, I still go out to that post office, just to laugh at Finny (of course never in front of him) and remember Pop.

That's awesome.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Yes I believe he did...now if I can only find someone that sells insurance?

*raises hand*

 

[neruda]

I want some more ladies to chime in on this one. Naturally balding, Toupee or Shaved Head?

 

[ElizaW]

I want some more ladies to chime in on this one. Naturally balding, Toupee or Shaved Head?

Shaved head please! We had a local chief of police that wore a rug for years (a really bad one) he looked 20yrs younger after he shaved his head and gotta rid of the rug.

 

[neruda]

Thread Topic

This weekend I want our topic of conversation to be work secrets. Sexy or weird or embarrassing. If it's your secret or someone else's, I want you to send it to me. Tell me the dirt about what really goes on at your office!

 

[neruda]

Shaved head please! We had a local chief of police that wore a rug for years (a really bad one) he looked 20yrs younger after he shaved his head and gotta rid of the rug.

Eliza, am I mistaken or are you new to our party here?

 

[ElizaW]

Eliza, am I mistaken or are you new to our party here?

I made a post early on but I am more of a reader than poster. Enjoy lurking on your thread darlin.

 

[neruda]

I made a post early on but I am more of a reader than poster. Enjoy lurking on your thread darlin.

Thank you very much. I have a lurker! I feel like I am in the big time now!

Enjoy lurking or contributing as you see fit. It's nice to have you around one way or another.

 

[ga400us]

Thank you very much. I have a lurker! I feel like I am in the big time now!

Enjoy lurking or contributing as you see fit. It's nice to have you around one way or another.

You're in prized territory with a top quality lurker no less.

 

[neruda]

You're in prized territory with a top quality lurker no less.

Ooo, I did not realize there was a difference in the quality of lurking. What defines one as a top notch lurker?

 

[ga400us]

Ooo, I did not realize there was a difference in the quality of lurking. What defines one as a top notch lurker?

She's a keeper. Sexy, smart and friendly. Not that the other lurkers are bad, but if there was a ranking...she's in the top group.