Anonymous Secrets Thread

[neruda]

-Female, no age, - I have already made up my mind about who I'll vote for in the Presidential election. I cannot tell most of my family or friends because they are all voting for the other guy. My parents especially would harass me and criticize me if they knew who I was choosing. I feel like a coward for not standing up and saying who I'm really voting for (I admit, I've given them the impression that I agree with their choice because it's just easier to do so). Every time they make disparaging remarks (usually unfounded and race oriented) about my candidate, it angers me so much that I feel like debating them and just coming clean. Instead, I choose to have the inner satisfaction of voting on election day and then smiling in their faces knowing that they have no idea.

 

[neruda]

Personal Confession

While i was on vacation I think someone was eating lunch at my desk. Now there are ants everywhere and I'm really pissed off about it.

Time to review the cameras!

 

[neruda]

-Male, 26 - I dated a girl for a while that was part of some weird Catholic cult where they had to chastise themselves for their sins. She had a horse hair shirt that she would wear sometimes and something she tied around her thigh that was supposed to pinch her skin.

But on the mornings after we made love, she would sit on the floor in front of the bed, naked and flog herself. She was atoning for the sin on premarital sex.

I have seen a lot of shit, but watching her whip herself for fucking me has got to be one of the hottest things I have ever seen.

 

[ga400us]

40's, Female....I drank too much last night while hanging out at my neighbor's house. His wife was asleep, my husband was home...yeah, let's just leave that little teaser right there for now.

Welcome back to the interwebs, N!!

You realize that neruda's army of secrets followers isn't going to let this one lie dormant for much longer, don't you?

 

[Ellafun]

You realize that neruda's army of secrets followers isn't going to let this one lie dormant for much longer, don't you?

***turns off pm's****

 

[BradBigBrain]

40's, Female....I drank too much last night while hanging out at my neighbor's house. His wife was asleep, my husband was home...yeah, let's just leave that little teaser right there for now.

Welcome back to the interwebs, N!!

We need to know MOAR!!!!

 

[neruda]

***turns off pm's****

I would really like to know more. Feel free to post it here or email me directly.

 

[NymphMyosotis]

While i was on vacation I think someone was eating lunch at my desk. Now there are ants everywhere and I'm really pissed off about it.

Time to review the cameras!

Oh that's annoying! Yeah, the cameras could turn out interesting though. Maybe you could then post camera anegdotes here.

***turns off pm's****

Smart girl! lol

 

[neruda]

-22, Male - This isn't really a personal confession, but it's something that I wanted to share anyway.

I work as an intern at a law office. One of the lawyers has three secretaries. Every day when they go to lunch he comes out into the outer office and smells the seat of their chairs. Then he goes back to his office and locks his door.

I've seen him do it about 4 times, and it's really creepy. I don't know if I should tell them of not.

Also, he wears a toupee, and he changes them out so it looks like his hair is growing. Then he will have his secretary schedule a hair cut for him, and he will come back with a shorter one.

 

[NymphMyosotis]

-22, Male - This isn't really a personal confession, but it's something that I wanted to share anyway.

I work as an intern at a law office. One of the lawyers has three secretaries. Every day when they go to lunch he comes out into the outer office and smells the seat of their chairs. Then he goes back to his office and locks his door.

I've seen him do it about 4 times, and it's really creepy. I don't know if I should tell them of not.

Also, he wears a toupee, and he changes them out so it looks like his hair is growing. Then he will have his secretary schedule a hair cut for him, and he will come back with a shorter one.

ok, that is creepy...

 

[neruda]

Oh that's annoying! Yeah, the cameras could turn out interesting though. Maybe you could then post camera anegdotes here.



Smart girl! lol

Why kind of anecdotes would you like?

 

[NymphMyosotis]

Why kind of anecdotes would you like?

Well funny or juicy ones!

 

[ga400us]

***turns off pm's****

LOL, it got that bad that quick

 

[ga400us]

-22, Male - This isn't really a personal confession, but it's something that I wanted to share anyway.

I work as an intern at a law office. One of the lawyers has three secretaries. Every day when they go to lunch he comes out into the outer office and smells the seat of their chairs. Then he goes back to his office and locks his door.

I've seen him do it about 4 times, and it's really creepy. I don't know if I should tell them of not.

Also, he wears a toupee, and he changes them out so it looks like his hair is growing. Then he will have his secretary schedule a hair cut for him, and he will come back with a shorter one.

ok, that is creepy...

Yeah, creepy and vain.

 

[Aquagal]

-22, Male - This isn't really a personal confession, but it's something that I wanted to share anyway.

I work as an intern at a law office. One of the lawyers has three secretaries. Every day when they go to lunch he comes out into the outer office and smells the seat of their chairs. Then he goes back to his office and locks his door.

I've seen him do it about 4 times, and it's really creepy. I don't know if I should tell them of not.

Also, he wears a toupee, and he changes them out so it looks like his hair is growing. Then he will have his secretary schedule a hair cut for him, and he will come back with a shorter one.

Okay,call me one that found this hilarious! LMAO! Chair smeller! Bwahahaha!!!

Rug deceiver!

 

[neruda]

Okay,call me one that found this hilarious! LMAO! Chair smeller! Bwahahaha!!!

Rug deceiver!

I like rug deceiver.

 

[Kudram123]

-20, Female - I have touched myself thinking of some of the secrets on this thread. It's so voyeuristic.

Ok ill confess that that too


Also, welcome back Neruda

Can't wait to have time to read all the other secrets

 

[neruda]

Ok ill confess that that too


Also, welcome back Neruda

Can't wait to have time to read all the other secrets

Thank you buddy, it's good to be back.

 

[LongPenStroke]

43 male - When I was in my 20s and in college, I was in a long term relationship with this woman who was about 15 years older than me. I was living in Chicago at the time, and we would spend our weekends hanging around town, going to local festivals or just enjoying the city.

Anyone who has ever been to Navy Pier in Chicago knows that they have a giant 150 foot ferris wheel that takes a total of 7 minutes to go around, and about 20 minutes to fill the cars. Now this isn't your typical ferris wheel with the buckets, instead they have closed in compartments.

So we buy the tickets and hop on, and as soon as we are about 2 cars up from loading, she undoes my pants and starts giving me a blowjob. Needless to say, it was great. Anyways, she lets me cum in her mouth and spits out through the bars on the door. I have no problem with that, but there is something about seeing a girl put force behind a spit that is slightly unattractive, but my bigger concern was wondering if she had hit someone with it.

I have to admit, I walked around and kept my ears open after the ride ended to see if anyone was complaining about cum filled saliva hitting them from overhead.


If you want to see what the ferris wheel looks like, here is a link to a pic

 

[BradBigBrain]

-22, Male - This isn't really a personal confession, but it's something that I wanted to share anyway.

I work as an intern at a law office. One of the lawyers has three secretaries. Every day when they go to lunch he comes out into the outer office and smells the seat of their chairs. Then he goes back to his office and locks his door.

I've seen him do it about 4 times, and it's really creepy. I don't know if I should tell them of not.

Also, he wears a toupee, and he changes them out so it looks like his hair is growing. Then he will have his secretary schedule a hair cut for him, and he will come back with a shorter one.

That's hilarious.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

-22, Male - This isn't really a personal confession, but it's something that I wanted to share anyway.

I work as an intern at a law office. One of the lawyers has three secretaries. Every day when they go to lunch he comes out into the outer office and smells the seat of their chairs. Then he goes back to his office and locks his door.

I've seen him do it about 4 times, and it's really creepy. I don't know if I should tell them of not.

Also, he wears a toupee, and he changes them out so it looks like his hair is growing. Then he will have his secretary schedule a hair cut for him, and he will come back with a shorter one.

Okay I was like HUH with the chair but the toupee thing cracked me up.. its funny to me that people that wear toupee's think they are pulling them off.

 

[neruda]

I still don't understand why guys don't just shave their heads. It seems like such an easy solution.

Women, sound off please. What do you prefer, naturally balding, toupee or shaved head?

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I still don't understand why guys don't just shave their heads. It seems like such an easy solution.

Women, sound off please. What do you prefer, naturally balding, toupee or shaved head?

I like a shaved head, personally.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I still don't understand why guys don't just shave their heads. It seems like such an easy solution.

Women, sound off please. What do you prefer, naturally balding, toupee or shaved head?

When my head is shaved or even cropped short, I look like a convict. I may look like an old goat, but when I've got the convict look and my two dogs just happen to be pit bull mixes...well...I just don't need that kind of negative attention.

 

[RNJAG]

I know of one guy that wears 4-5 pairs of socks at the same time because he thinks his feet are too small. And another guy that his wife has hardly ever seen nekid because he will not undress unless it's completely dark. He also lately, when he has sex which is maybe a few times a year, leaves his shirt, boxers, and socks on and pulls his pecker through the hole in the frt of his shorts to do the deed. How do I know this? He is my brother in law and his wife complains to my wife (her sister) rather frequently. Such a gorgeous sister in law such a waste of skin for a husband.