Anonymous Secrets Thread

[neruda]

It's because you're a good man, my friend and this thread is most entertaining.

Right back at you Brad.

 

[neruda]

...Not much is better than that! This thread is funny and sad and sarcastic and empathetic and all in all humanity!

You have a friend in me!

I think you summed it up nicely.

And thank you, Gracie.

 

[neruda]

Just reading everyone's reaction to Aracnaphobia (the movie) on here...I happen to think it's one of the funniest movies ever made. Same with Lake Placid, which is downright hilarious (Betty White is on top of her game!)

I guess it all comes down to how convinced you are by the premise of the films, but I love to watch slasher movies for their comic value...There's my secret for today!! lol!

P.S. I have a tattoo of a black widow spider on my left shoulder blade.

I love lake placid. It's a fantastically comic movie. There is this great scene where Olivar Platt is talking to the sheriff and the sheriff makes some incorrect comment about Crocodiles and Platt says "Well, That'll just be your little secret." Then later he says "I didn't know that" and Platt says "That's because they hide that kind of information in books."

These are two of my favorite lines and I use them fairly often.

 

[neruda]

Several people have commented that the number of secrets have diminished. I don't that is true. I just think that since I am posting 4-5 at a time it isn't as evenly spaced. Also, I think the quality of the secrets has gone up. I think people are becoming more trusting and sending in more personal stuff.

I have a batch to post, but don't have time to do it right now. Maybe in the next hour.

 

[neruda]

-28, Male - - I sometimes lie about my age and/or marriage status in order to carry on conversations in chat (and sometimes even on lit, though I tend to me much more straightforward and honest on here). I've even put up a show for over a year for one person in particular.

 

[neruda]

-38, Female - I like to cyber while I have sex. I do it often and usually cum faster and harder knowing that I am getting multiple people off.

 

[neruda]

- 22, Female - I get very embarrassed undressing in front of guys because I have an enlarged clitoris. Most of the time I just don't have sex when I want to.

 

[Kudram123]

Several people have commented that the number of secrets have diminished. I don't that is true. I just think that since I am posting 4-5 at a time it isn't as evenly spaced. Also, I think the quality of the secrets has gone up. I think people are becoming more trusting and sending in more personal stuff.

I have a batch to post, but don't have time to do it right now. Maybe in the next hour.

You know that might just be the case.

Also the amount of "off topic" has increased.
But I think that might just be because this thread is such an awesome place to be

 

[Kudram123]

-38, Female - I like to cyber while I have sex. I do it often and usually cum faster and harder knowing that I am getting multiple people off.

This, is seriously hot!

I'd love to cyber with someone who's busy for real at the same time.

Person who confessed this, PM me?

- 22, Female - I get very embarrassed undressing in front of guys because I have an enlarged clitoris. Most of the time I just don't have sex when I want to.

Aww

Poor girl!

As a guy I can only say, Don't worry too much!
Some guys like it! Some guys wont mind, most will just be happy to have a girl naked!

 

[neruda]

most will just be happy to have a girl naked!

Amen brother!

I harken back to the days of my teenage years when the very sight of a naked woman was enough to send me over the edge.

Wait... it still is!

Be at peace my dear, whatever you think about yourself is 10x worse than what anyone else thinks.

 

[Kudram123]

Amen brother!

I harken back to the days of my teenage years when the very sight of a naked woman was enough to send me over the edge.

Wait... it still is!

Be at peace my dear, whatever you think about yourself is 10x worse than what anyone else thinks.

Yeh, and look at the bright side, no guy could mis the clit
At least no guy who has a clue!

 

[deehere]

Gramma made me do it too

Lol. I remember being with my grandmaw and watching that.

Also watched Heehaw as a kid. "You met another and (how you write out that sound?) You were gone." Now that song is stuck in my head.

I searched the world over and thought I found true love. You met another and pfft you were gone.

 

[neruda]

Has anyone here read Patrick Rothfus? What I started because I was looking for a simple read on a vacation turned out to be one of the most powerful and emotional books I've read in a long time.

Last year when I was laid up with my knee surgery I read The Name of the Wind and The Wise Man's Fear several times all the way through. It's a world and a story you don't want to leave.

In the book the main character talks about two kinds of secrets: secrets of the mouth and secrets of the heart. Here is his explanation for you to read.
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"Teccum writes of secrets, calling them painful treasures of the mind. He explains that what most people think of as secrets are really nothing of the sort. Mysteries, for example, are not secrets. Neither are little-known facts or forgotten truths. A secret, he explains, is true knowledge actively concealed.

There are secrets of the mouth and secrets of the heart. Most secrets are secrets of the mouth. Gossip shared and small scandals whispered. These secrets long to be let loose upon the world. A secret of the mouth is like a stone in your boot. At first you’re barely aware of it. Then it grows irritating, then intolerable. Secrets of the mouth grow larger the longer you keep them, swelling until they press against your lips. They fight to be let free.

Secrets of the heart are different. They are private and painful, and we want nothing more than to hide them from the world. They do not swell and press against the mouth. They live in the heart, and the longer they are kept, the heavier they become. Teccam claims it is better to have a mouthful of poison than a secret of the heart. Any fool will spit out poison, he says, but we hoard these painful treasures. We swallow hard against them every day, forcing them deep inside us. There they sit, growing heavier, festering. Given enough time, they cannot help but crush the heart that holds them."
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Your non rhetorical question today is: Do you have secrets of the heart? Posting a yes or no will be fine, but feel free to elaborate if you would like.

 

[neruda]

-40s, Female - During my last massage, although I was covered with a sheet, the lady had my leg stretched nearly to my chest. My other leg was down, but my entire pussy was exposed while she was stretching me. She was kneeling on the table with one leg helping me and and had her other leg standing. Being so open like that was very arousing. Had she decided to touch me I don't think I would have said no.

 

[deehere]

-38, Female - I like to cyber while I have sex. I do it often and usually cum faster and harder knowing that I am getting multiple people off.

Geez, I've heard of people being good at multi-tasking, but you take it to a new level. Great!

 

[gabriel16]

In love with two posters

Hi all

I continue to love this thread which our friend, N, kindly started. And creatively continues.

Two recent postings I especially am enjoying and loving.

For the woman who is shy about undressing due to your enlarged clit, - no need to be shy. A large clit is quite wonderful. And most guys would love to see (and more).

For the woman who cybers while you are having sex, hooray! And join others with similar pleasures at the poll/phone fucking / while watched / thread:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=822084

(all others welcome too, of course)

G

 

[Summer_Lopez90]

-40s, Female - During my last massage, although I was covered with a sheet, the lady had my leg stretched nearly to my chest. My other leg was down, but my entire pussy was exposed while she was stretching me. She was kneeling on the table with one leg helping me and and had her other leg standing. Being so open like that was very arousing. Had she decided to touch me I don't think I would have said no.

....hot....

This is one of my biggest fantasies. A happy ending massage.

 

[ElizaW]

Has anyone here read Patrick Rothfus? What I started because I was looking for a simple read on a vacation turned out to be one of the most powerful and emotional books I've read in a long time.

Last year when I was laid up with my knee surgery I read The Name of the Wind and The Wise Man's Fear several times all the way through. It's a world and a story you don't want to leave.

In the book the main character talks about two kinds of secrets: secrets of the mouth and secrets of the heart. Here is his explanation for you to read.
_____________________________________________________________________________
"Teccum writes of secrets, calling them painful treasures of the mind. He explains that what most people think of as secrets are really nothing of the sort. Mysteries, for example, are not secrets. Neither are little-known facts or forgotten truths. A secret, he explains, is true knowledge actively concealed.

There are secrets of the mouth and secrets of the heart. Most secrets are secrets of the mouth. Gossip shared and small scandals whispered. These secrets long to be let loose upon the world. A secret of the mouth is like a stone in your boot. At first you’re barely aware of it. Then it grows irritating, then intolerable. Secrets of the mouth grow larger the longer you keep them, swelling until they press against your lips. They fight to be let free.

Secrets of the heart are different. They are private and painful, and we want nothing more than to hide them from the world. They do not swell and press against the mouth. They live in the heart, and the longer they are kept, the heavier they become. Teccam claims it is better to have a mouthful of poison than a secret of the heart. Any fool will spit out poison, he says, but we hoard these painful treasures. We swallow hard against them every day, forcing them deep inside us. There they sit, growing heavier, festering. Given enough time, they cannot help but crush the heart that holds them."
_____________________________________________________________________________


Your non rhetorical question today is: Do you have secrets of the heart? Posting a yes or no will be fine, but feel free to elaborate if you would like.

I have read The Name of the Wind, the second one is still sitting on my bookshelf waiting. I may have to reread the first before starting on the second since it's been a while. It was excellent though.
I've sorta been reading other things

Oh and you have another subcriber!

 

[wooodyme]

- 22, Female - I get very embarrassed undressing in front of guys because I have an enlarged clitoris. Most of the time I just don't have sex when I want to.

Do you mean to say, that guys complain? I want to talk to the guy who finds this distracting (in a bad way.) Beat him upside the head with a 2x4.

"22, Female" we gotta work on your criteria for pick-up guys. (smiles)

 

[wooodyme]

-39, Female - I've been married for a long time. I love my husband and he's a good man, but I don't think I've ever been in love with him. I think I just thought he was my only shot. No one wanted me before. Now I just want to not be married, but I don't want to go through the process of ending it. And even if it ended, I'm afraid no one would want me again and I'd be even more alone.

Me, again. Found this way back at #555. My heart goes out for this woman. You are not alone, my dear, but gosh, this has got to be a tough way to go through life.

Good luck.

 

[neruda]

I have read The Name of the Wind, the second one is still sitting on my bookshelf waiting. I may have to reread the first before starting on the second since it's been a while. It was excellent though.
I've sorta been reading other things

Oh and you have another subcriber!

Thank you Eliza, welcome to the club. (Hazing will begin shortly, just close your eyes and think of England...)

Always nice to meet another Rothfus fan. The second book, by the way, is The Wise Man's Fear.

 

[neruda]

Do you mean to say, that guys complain? I want to talk to the guy who finds this distracting (in a bad way.) Beat him upside the head with a 2x4.

"22, Female" we gotta work on your criteria for pick-up guys. (smiles)

Couldn't agree more.

Also, who doesn't have some kind of weird body stuff.

 

[wooodyme]

Neruda

I saw an announcement about the newest book on Pablo Neruda. But, it seems to not yet make it to the bookstores? Is it me? Did I imagine this?

 

[neruda]

I saw an announcement about the newest book on Pablo Neruda. But, it seems to not yet make it to the bookstores? Is it me? Did I imagine this?

I'm just stopping in to say hello, I really don't have time to post or update tonight because of packing and other preparations.

 

[ima6uldv8]

You met your husband on lit? That is fantastic.

Thanks He's the best. I waited my whole life for him and he came along as a real surprise. I'm so very lucky.

Have a great vaca.