Anonymous Secrets Thread

[BradBigBrain]

I remember when Mary Lou said
"You wanna walk me home from school"
And I said, "Yes, I do"
She said, "I don't have to go right home
And I'm the kind that likes to be alone
As long as you would"
I said, "Me, too"

And so we took a stroll
Wound up down by the swimmin' hole
And she said, "Do what you want to do"
I got silly and I found a frog
In the water by a hollow log
And I shook it at her
And I said "This frog's for you"

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you"

Well, I think of that girl from time to time
I call her up when I got a dime
I say, "Hello, baby"
She says, "Ain't you cool"
I say, "Do you remember when
"And would you like to get together again"
She says, "I'll see you after school"

I was shy and so for a while
Most of my love was touch and smile
Til she said, "Come on over here"
I was nervous as you might guess
Still looking for somethin' to slip down her dress
And she said, "Let's make it perfectly clear"

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you"

 

[neruda]

I remember when Mary Lou said
"You wanna walk me home from school"
And I said, "Yes, I do"
She said, "I don't have to go right home
And I'm the kind that likes to be alone
As long as you would"
I said, "Me, too"

And so we took a stroll
Wound up down by the swimmin' hole
And she said, "Do what you want to do"
I got silly and I found a frog
In the water by a hollow log
And I shook it at her
And I said "This frog's for you"

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you"

Well, I think of that girl from time to time
I call her up when I got a dime
I say, "Hello, baby"
She says, "Ain't you cool"
I say, "Do you remember when
"And would you like to get together again"
She says, "I'll see you after school"

I was shy and so for a while
Most of my love was touch and smile
Til she said, "Come on over here"
I was nervous as you might guess
Still looking for somethin' to slip down her dress
And she said, "Let's make it perfectly clear"

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you"

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a certified Jim Stafford fan on our hands.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a certified Jim Stafford fan on our hands.

*bows*

 

[neruda]

I started thinking about that one and had to look the old memory on You Tube. I came across some old Hee Haw clips.

Boy Hee Haw was big fun in my family when I was a kid.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I started thinking about that one and had to look the old memory on You Tube. I came across some old Hee Haw clips.

Boy Hee Haw was big fun in my family when I was a kid.

My last av was a picture of Junior Samples in front of his used car lot.

 

[Kat73]

I started thinking about that one and had to look the old memory on You Tube. I came across some old Hee Haw clips.

Boy Hee Haw was big fun in my family when I was a kid.

To my knowledge, I have not seen anything more than clips of Hee-Haw. We may have watched it when I was young, but I honestly don't remember.

 

[neruda]

My last av was a picture of Junior Samples in front of his used car lot.

Junior Samples... I haven't thought of that in the longest time.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Junior Samples... I haven't thought of that in the longest time.

BR5-49

 

[neruda]

To my knowledge, I have not seen anything more than clips of Hee-Haw. We may have watched it when I was young, but I honestly don't remember.

After every time we would watch it my grandfather would say "That reminds me, we need to go back to the Grand Ol' Opry"

Every single time.

 

[neruda]

After every time we would watch it my grandfather would say "That reminds me, we need to go back to the Grand Ol' Opry"

Every single time.

And we did. I remember seeing Hank Williams Jr, and the Smother's Brothers and Minnie Pearl. And my big daddy just thought that price tag hanging from her hat was the funniest thing he ever saw in his life.

 

[Kat73]

And we did. I remember seeing Hank Williams Jr, and the Smother's Brothers and Minnie Pearl. And my big daddy just thought that price tag hanging from her hat was the funniest thing he ever saw in his life.

That is a pretty great memory.

I always wanted to go to Buck's Crystal Palace and see him play with the Buckaroos.

 

[neruda]

- 40s, Female - Bit of a nympho when it comes to phone sex... Have had over 40 phone sex partners.... Most of them litsters... I have a hard time masturbating without it anymore.

Some of them once... Some dozens of times... Especially love a man that expresses his pleasure and orgasms loudly.

One especially horny day I played with seven different guys and had dozens of orgasms. Was sore the next day, deliciously so.

My actual sex partner count is much much lower... Don't even need to take my socks off.

 

[neruda]

That is a pretty great memory.

I always wanted to go to Buck's Crystal Palace and see him play with the Buckaroos.

Bucks Crystal Palace. This is going to turn into a nostalgic afternoon.

 

[Ellafun]

And we did. I remember seeing Hank Williams Jr, and the Smother's Brothers and Minnie Pearl. And my big daddy just thought that price tag hanging from her hat was the funniest thing he ever saw in his life.

You should post this treasure trove of memories on my When I was a Kid thread...people love to connect those dots!

 

[JennyNo1]

My dad could never miss Hee-Haw. Then we had to watch Lawrence Welk for my grandma. "An-a one, an-a two...."

 

[cf23430]

My dad could never miss Hee-Haw. Then we had to watch Lawrence Welk for my grandma. "An-a one, an-a two...."

Those where the days.....

 

[neruda]

Those where the days.....

We sure could use a man like herbert hoover again!!!

 

[newbiebabe]

Those where the days.....

We sure could use a man like herbert hoover again!!!

I believe THAT was All In The Family... lol!

 

[Jessica_29]

Thooooose were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance, forever and again

 

[Summer_Lopez90]

This thread is soooo addicting. I want to send in a truly dirty nasty secret, but pretty much all of them are on my threads already.

 

[neruda]

I believe THAT was All In The Family... lol!

My father could never figure out what they were saying in the last line. "Gee our old Lasalle ran great."

This was before the internet, mind you. It used to drive him INSANE!

"Theoretical Salivate?!?!? Theoretical Salivate??!?!?!? That the hell is that supposed to mean?!?!!?!?"

 

[newbiebabe]

My father could never figure out what they were saying in the last line. "Gee our old Lasalle ran great."

This was before the internet, mind you. It used to drive him INSANE!

"Theoretical Salivate?!?!? Theoretical Salivate??!?!?!? That the hell is that supposed to mean?!?!!?!?"

lol... my dad would crack up every time Edith hit that top note... every.dang.time! Just remembering that makes me giggle a little.

 

[neruda]

lol... my dad would crack up every time Edith hit that top note... every.dang.time! Just remembering that makes me giggle a little.

One of the jobs I used to put my way through college was as a bartender. There was this guy that worked for me named Darrin. Darrin was useless in every way shape and form. There was nothing he could do and not screw up. As the old saying went, he could fuck up a cup of coffee.

He was this frumpy guy with a hair cut that made him look like a walking penis and pants that wouldn't stay up if you stapled them on.

The only thing that he could do was an impression of Edith Bunker that was FLAWLESS. I mean that boy channeled that voice out of his gut. One of the things he would do with it was sing Metallica songs in that voice and you would SWEAR Jean Stapleton was the one singing it.

 

[ga400us]

One of the jobs I used to put my way through college was as a bartender. There was this guy that worked for me named Darrin. Darrin was useless in every way shape and form. There was nothing he could do and not screw up. As the old saying went, he could fuck up a cup of coffee.

He was this frumpy guy with a hair cut that made him look like a walking penis and pants that wouldn't stay up if you stapled them on.

The only thing that he could do was an impression of Edith Bunker that was FLAWLESS. I mean that boy channeled that voice out of his gut. One of the things he would do with it was sing Metallica songs in that voice and you would SWEAR Jean Stapleton was the one singing it.

That is a great story!

 

[JennyNo1]

One of the jobs I used to put my way through college was as a bartender. There was this guy that worked for me named Darrin. Darrin was useless in every way shape and form. There was nothing he could do and not screw up. As the old saying went, he could fuck up a cup of coffee.

He was this frumpy guy with a hair cut that made him look like a walking penis and pants that wouldn't stay up if you stapled them on.

The only thing that he could do was an impression of Edith Bunker that was FLAWLESS. I mean that boy channeled that voice out of his gut. One of the things he would do with it was sing Metallica songs in that voice and you would SWEAR Jean Stapleton was the one singing it.

OK, I'm stuck on the part I highlighted. What the heck does a walking penis look like???