Kbate (swoon)

[Byron In Exile]

faux intellectuals working at Burger King

beside nothing that a glass of champagne and a roofie can't overcome.

You are clearly a man of experience.

And, I do respect that.

 

[KRCummings]

you're on twatter tweeting and stuff and you never told me?

fuck you

really

i am a bit hurt

bitch

I use the exact same name and have talked about it here. If you can't figure it out from that then I can't help you.

 

[busybody..]

yet again

BB comes to the rescue on TWITTER

 

[Byron In Exile]

You are clearly a man of experience.

And, I do respect that.

But, I would ask that you don't fuck with my friends.

Because that just never goes well for any of us.

They're actually very cool... you'd like 'em.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I use the exact same name and have talked about it here. If you can't figure it out from that then I can't help you.

Twatter is just an experiment.

I have no idea how long it will last.

Maybe until I find love.

yet again

BB comes to the rescue on TWITTER

Is this because I turned you into the Obama campaign for call him names?

Weasel

 

[Byron In Exile]

I use the exact same name and have talked about it here. If you can't figure it out from that then I can't help you.

Would it shock you to know that nobody cares?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

But, I would ask that you don't fuck with my friends.

Because that just never goes well for any of us.

They're actually very cool... you'd like 'em.

I won't hurt her.

I love her

(sigh)

 

[Disgustipated]

Would it shock you to know that nobody cares?

http://www.invitinghome.com/Mirrors/img/mirror-1534.jpg

 

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[Very_Bad_Man]

You're probably aren't worthy of a set of perfect tits on a refined and beautiful lady. I'll tell you though, you should probably know something about horses but her having to boost you into the saddle could be a deal breaker. Just sayin'.

I have never been knocked from the saddle yet.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I won't hurt her.

I love her

(sigh)

Then you're on board.

Good to know.

However, you need to not touch her. She's not okay with that.

But, honestly, you ought to have been there.

The musicians, the wine, the corpses of traitors hung in wire cages over the city gates... THAT was an evening.

Some memories just... never fade.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Then you're on board.

Good to know.

However, you need to not touch her. She's not okay with that.

But, honestly, you ought to have been there.

The musicians, the wine, the corpses of traitors hung in wire cages over the city gates... THAT was an evening.

Some memories just... never fade.

she would not be the first lezzy i flipped.

just sayin

 

[Byron In Exile]

You're probably aren't worthy of a set of perfect tits on a refined and beautiful lady. I'll tell you though, you should probably know something about horses but her having to boost you into the saddle could be a deal breaker. Just sayin'.

You know that lesbians are averse to the penis, right?

Someone has to have told you about that.

 

[Byron In Exile]

she would not be the first lezzy i flipped.

just sayin

Honestly, my friend, if you have magical powers, I would encourage you to employ them in this case.

Because she's the package.

I mean, the post-orgasmic discussions would be beyond everything.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Honestly, my friend, if you have magical powers, I would encourage you to employ them in this case.

Because she's the package.

I mean, the post-orgasmic discussions would be beyond everything.

Well she has not responded.

I must of taken her breath away.

I have that effect on the ladies

 

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[Very_Bad_Man]

Yes I know Byron, but since he's into dreaming I thought play along with him. The fact that the dear lady is adverse to the penis is but another of the great burdens assigned to Mankind the world over.

vette what is a man without his dreams?

 

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[Very_Bad_Man]

In this case the problem is getting there.

I must admit i never rode a horse so I'll let her steer.

 

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[Byron In Exile]

Well she has not responded.

I must of taken her breath away.

I have that effect on the ladies

That's one possible interpretation.

Perhaps, if you gave it some time to ferment.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Yes I know Byron, but since he's into dreaming I thought play along with him. The fact that the dear lady is adverse to the penis is but another of the great burdens assigned to Mankind the world over.

Well, that's really not the way to look at it.

I mean, people are beautiful. Did you watch any of the Olympics in London? Because, holy shit from fuck... srsly? People can do that??

Not that most can come close, but you know what I mean. It's possible for the human machine to do all of those things. Yet it can only survive about 70 years.

And then it dies.

And that's the end of it.

In the face of all that, putting one's penis into a woman's vagina seems actually a rather trivial thing.

If you really admire the human form, perhaps Michelangelo's David might be worth a look.

 

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[blobfish]

I would like to fuck kbate in every room of the fucking Vanderbilt mansion three times a day. She will probably never see this thread.