Anonymous Secrets Thread

[neruda]

Professional Bitch of the Day

I can't help it. I have to complain about this.

This is what happens when you hire thugs that look scary but have no actual training or skills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gukwO4uCgTY

This literally makes my skin crawl.

 

[LeChatNoir]

Which part? The fact that they let the guy get that close to her without adequately maintaining a perimeter is he part that would bother me... Keep a better eye on that revolving door and none of that has to happen.

An interested amateur,
-LCN

 

[neruda]

Which part? The fact that they let the guy get that close to her without adequately maintaining a perimeter is he part that would bother me... Keep a better eye on that revolving door and none of that has to happen.

An interested amateur,
-LCN

Actually you caught a good part of it.

1) No one should ever get that close to your principle unless they are invited.

2) Anyone moving that fast toward your principle is a threat.

3) No one even saw the revolving door.

4) When the man approached, both guards moved to intercept. The man closest to the principle should have pivoted her and moved in another direction while watching for additional threats. (If I wanted to get to someone, I would use a patsy like that guy to distract the guards.)

5) Their response was too violent. However that probably had more to do with not seeing him until the last moment than anything else. But both of his hands are visible and he is not carrying a weapon. I see no reason to put him on the ground.

6) The guard that kneels on the threat until the principle is out of harms way should be watching the threat and not the principle.

There are some other nit picky things. Like the guard closest to the camera appears to be wearing boots, and I would never allow that. The principle does not seem to be schooled in what to do.

But celebrities attract crazies. Multiple it by ten for female celebrities. And you probably have to guess that it would be worse with GaGa because she seems to have an "out there" image. She should have top tier protection and she should be well schooled and drilled in what to do in a situation like this.

This is how people get killed when they are surrounded by their own guards.

 

[Tashia]

Actually you caught a good part of it.

1) No one should ever get that close to your principle unless they are invited.

2) Anyone moving that fast toward your principle is a threat.

3) No one even saw the revolving door.

4) When the man approached, both guards moved to intercept. The man closest to the principle should have pivoted her and moved in another direction while watching for additional threats. (If I wanted to get to someone, I would use a patsy like that guy to distract the guards.)

5) Their response was too violent. However that probably had more to do with not seeing him until the last moment than anything else. But both of his hands are visible and he is not carrying a weapon. I see no reason to put him on the ground.

6) The guard that kneels on the threat until the principle is out of harms way should be watching the threat and not the principle.

There are some other nit picky things. Like the guard closest to the camera appears to be wearing boots, and I would never allow that. The principle does not seem to be schooled in what to do.

But celebrities attract crazies. Multiple it by ten for female celebrities. And you probably have to guess that it would be worse with GaGa because she seems to have an "out there" image. She should have top tier protection and she should be well schooled and drilled in what to do in a situation like this.

This is how people get killed when they are surrounded by their own guards.

Hmmm... Very interesting. It's impressive how you caught so many things in that short video.

 

[LeChatNoir]

Hmmm... Very interesting. It's impressive how you caught so many things in that short video.

Professionals view things with a professional eye. If that's what he does, he's going to see things that we don't.

-LCN

 

[LeChatNoir]

Actually you caught a good part of it.
(snip)
There are some other nit picky things. Like the guard closest to the camera appears to be wearing boots, and I would never allow that.

I practiced martial arts for years, and part of what my sensei taught was threat recognition and how to anticipate where threats might come from. It's interesting to think about in daily life.

Ok, I think I understood most of your points, but why no boots? That's one that I just don't get.

Thanks for explaining this to an amateur,
-LCN

 

[txconfidential]

What a wonderful thread!

Not only do I love the concept and how well you're putting it into action... I love the people that you've attracted here.

Such a warm, playful, supportive and feisty bunch. How refreshing!

Okay, my faves so far are the elevator encounter, the beard/ball trimmer.

While I enjoyed the story about the woman peeing on the expensive carpet, I couldn't help but worry about how the dog was punished for something he/she didn't do... so it's not my fave.

Ugh- I'd write more, but my own dog is body checking me and growling because it's time for him to go out.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I can get quite vocal, at a boyfriends once, I thought we had the place to ourselves and was letting go with the moans, except we didn't, his mum was home and started the Hoover up along with the radio. It was pretty much an instant mood killer and made for some excruciating awkwardness after

Her plan succeeded. LOL!!!!!!!!!

 

[neruda]

I practiced martial arts for years, and part of what my sensei taught was threat recognition and how to anticipate where threats might come from. It's interesting to think about in daily life.

Ok, I think I understood most of your points, but why no boots? That's one that I just don't get.

Thanks for explaining this to an amateur,
-LCN

There are hard and fast rules, and there are judgement calls. It's my belief that for most people that wear western or cowboy style boots, it's much more of a style issue than a functional one. Any shoes that you wear for this job should be extraordinarily comfortable. You may have to stand for 10 hours in a corner without sitting or shuffling your feet. You may have to run to catch someone. You may have to sneak around without making noise. So my rule is no slip on shoes, no open back shoes, no heals for men (shortest heals possible for women) no hard soled shoes.

My litmus test, and I have made plenty of people do it over the years is if you can jog 2 miles on a track with them on, then they are fine for protection work. If you can't then choose something more practical. My analogy is you wouldn't haul lumber in a Porsche.

Along with that goes no clothing that restricts movement all calls attention to yourself. No bulky bags or equipment, etc.



Another thing that I overlooked a while ago is that I think women should guard women. You don't need a lot of them, but I have had to stand outside too many stall doors while a woman answers the call of nature and both of us pretend it's not awkward that I've found it useful to have women around. They make the principle more comfortable. Plus they're more suited to the work than men are.

 

[neruda]

Thanks for explaining this to an amateur,
-LCN

And my pleasure. Thanks for pretending that this is interesting.

 

[neruda]

What a wonderful thread!

Not only do I love the concept and how well you're putting it into action... I love the people that you've attracted here.

Such a warm, playful, supportive and feisty bunch. How refreshing!

Okay, my faves so far are the elevator encounter, the beard/ball trimmer.

While I enjoyed the story about the woman peeing on the expensive carpet, I couldn't help but worry about how the dog was punished for something he/she didn't do... so it's not my fave.

Ugh- I'd write more, but my own dog is body checking me and growling because it's time for him to go out.

Tx, thanks for stopping by and for the kind words. It's a genuine pleasure having you here as you are always classy and intelligent company.

I think the carpet peeing is still my favorite. I actually told that story to my boss today and he couldn't stop laughing. He said he could totally see his sister doing that.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

And my pleasure. Thanks for pretending that this is interesting.

I think it is interesting.

 

[neruda]

I think it is interesting.

You're too sweet. (Thus the name?)

 

[thesweetsweetness]

You're too sweet. (Thus the name?)

Thank you.

Just being honest, Sir. I much enjoy your stories as well as chatting with you.

 

[neruda]

Thank you.

Just being honest, Sir. I much enjoy your stories as well as chatting with you.

You too!

 

[neruda]

Female ~One time my bf and I were having sex and he had my legs bent up so that my knees were near to my head and was pounding into me rather forcefully and I passed gas >.< We both were just like ..... for a few secs and then we burst out laughing for a good while before either of us could get back into the mood to continue.

 

[neruda]

-32, Female - I found out my bf had been cheating on me with a married woman. A friend of mine heard him joking about telling the wife to go home and kiss her husband with the taste of his cum still on her tongue. Once I had confirmed the affair, I blew his best friend and kissed him with the taste of his buddy still on my tongue.
I also stuffed the shower curtain rod with frozen shrimp the day I moved out of our apartment. It took about 3 days for the stench to really kick in and he couldn't figure out where it was coming from.

 

[NaddyKnight]

-32, Female - I found out my bf had been cheating on me with a married woman. A friend of mine heard him joking about telling the wife to go home and kiss her husband with the taste of his cum still on her tongue. Once I had confirmed the affair, I blew his best friend and kissed him with the taste of his buddy still on my tongue.
I also stuffed the shower curtain rod with frozen shrimp the day I moved out of our apartment. It took about 3 days for the stench to really kick in and he couldn't figure out where it was coming from.

The kiss was beautiful, poetic justice
But rotting food, really? That's just petty

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

The kiss was beautiful, poetic justice
But rotting food, really? That's just petty

That's actually from an old joke/story/urban legend about a woman getting revenge on her husband. I think it ends with him selling their house back to her for a dollar because it smelled so bad.

 

[neruda]

-38, Female - My ex husband cheated on more times than anyone really knows. Included in that anonymous number was his younger sister.

 

[Kudram123]

-38, Female - My ex husband cheated on more times than anyone really knows. Included in that anonymous number was his younger sister.

Is it just me, or is this sentance not running smoothly?
Can't figure it out 100%


Also, nice confessions today

 

[neruda]

Is it just me, or is this sentance not running smoothly?
Can't figure it out 100%


Also, nice confessions today

Kudram, nice to see you waking up as I am going to bed.

Not sure of the exact meaning, but I think she means her husband had a number of affairs that most people don't know about, including one with his younger sister.

But I don't know for sure. I just posts 'em as I gets 'em.

 

[Kudram123]

Kudram, nice to see you waking up as I am going to bed.

Not sure of the exact meaning, but I think she means her husband had a number of affairs that most people don't know about, including one with his younger sister.

But I don't know for sure. I just posts 'em as I gets 'em.

So I was reading it right, or at least, we are thinking the same thing.

And I wasn't knocking you or anything, I figured you would like copy-paste to keep them authentic.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

That's actually from an old joke/story/urban legend about a woman getting revenge on her husband. I think it ends with him selling their house back to her for a dollar because it smelled so bad.

I was gonna say BOY doesn't THAT sounds familiar

 

[Synne]

This thread is one of my guilty pleasures.....I love the peek we get into each other's lives. Thanks for the time you put into it.

My favorite is the trimmer story. It makes me giggle every time I think about it.