Anonymous Secrets Thread

[BradBigBrain]

I'll be the first to admit that I have enjoyed talking to you when we've chatted. Real life takes priority. No worries at all.

 

[neruda]

I'll be the first to admit that I have enjoyed talking to you when we've chatted. Real life takes priority. No worries at all.

Brad that goes double for me. You are one of the people that I've met that has changed my opinion of this community.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I'll be the first to admit that I have enjoyed talking to you when we've chatted. Real life takes priority. No worries at all.

This. I agree completely.

 

[AbsintheFather]

It's like my grandfather's quote about marriage "it's not the first kiss, it's the upkeep"

I had wondered how long you could keep up the pace. I don't blame you a bit.

 

[BradBigBrain]

It's like my grandfather's quote about marriage "it's not the first kiss, it's the upkeep"

I had wondered how long you could keep up the pace. I don't blame you a bit.

Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. He used to say "I'm going upstairs and fuck your grandmother." With all due respect to Mr. George Carlin.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. He used to say "I'm going upstairs and fuck your grandmother." With all due respect to Mr. George Carlin.

My Mom tells me he used to talk to the dog and say "Blackie, don't ever get married"

 

[NymphMyosotis]

I knew you had gotten played Slavey..but I didnt know this was the guy...I only knew of the Irish girl that got it. What a fuckin scumbag.

I guess Im just not bored enough or fucked up enough to spend all that time doing something like that...

Oh my! Reading these previous threads makes me think that there should be a list of Beware of these Litsters here..I've not really come across any of the baddies yet or at least I don't think I did , but I sure hope I'll never will!!

 

[neruda]

Story Time

Another poster reminded me of this story when she talked about being followed for 100 miles after flashing a car.

I had to decide if I was going to tell this story because if someone I work with reads it they will know exactly who I am, or at least be able to narrow it down to a very few of us.

About 7 years ago, my company sent me and a group of guys to some advanced tactical training. There were 15 of us total. This was after 9/11 when people weren't just paying for security, companies were paying for what amounted to private SWAT teams. We were on our way back from two weeks of training for transporting protected individuals. We were all tired as hell and in bad moods. We were 15 guys in 3 blacked out SUVs and one really cute intern that the company had sent with us to take care of things like hotels and meals, etc. Since she was the least tired of all of us, she was driving one of the vehicles.

We were in a very loose caravan, since there was no reason we all needed to arrive at the same place at the same time. Most people were sleeping. We were all tired, sore, sleep deprived and on an adrenalin low.

So we're on some back highway in Arkansas and these two goons in a beat up old pickup truck start making vulgar gestures at the girl driving our car. Apparently with the blacked out windows they couldn't see us. So after a while of signing blow jobs and trying to get her to pull over by swerving at us, the boss gets on the radio and says "Time to put your training to use. Lets show these two boys what we learned. Coordinate, suppress, detain"

Well everyone got excited about that. One guy climbed in the cargo area in back and started handing out gear and the girl in front started gesturing back to them and signals for them to pull over with her. She was really getting into it, making it sexy The boss was on the radio the whole time getting the other two vehicles to catch up with us.

So She pulls over and these two gomers get out of their truck and start sashaying up to the vehicle we are all in. These two toothless hicks looked like they were right out of central casting. Dirty clothes and stained overalls and big ol' grins on their faces. One guy is combing his nasty hair.

Then the order came from the boss. "Execute, execute. execute!"

The other two cars came screeching up and blocked in their truck. We all started swarming out of the vehicles like pissed off hornets with AR-15s and balaclavas Remember we had basically been practicing this for two weeks at this point.

Well the fat guy was smart enough to hit the ground like someone had taken out his knees. The skinny one just started making this whimpering noise that sounded like a cat mewing. The guy on the ground started screaming "oh, jesus, Oh jesus"

Then the boss comes sauntering up to them like Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now. He gives them the stink eye for a long minute, really dragging it out and says "Gentlemen, let me introduce ourselves. We are from the government's new task force to stop sexual harassment of female motorists on state highways. We take this pretty seriously and you boys are in a heap of shit."

He proceeds to spin a web of bull shit that is epic about how much trouble they are in and how many of these roving patrols we have set up. The whole time these two guys are getting more and more nervous. (So am I, because I figure it's just a matter of time before a cop rolls by and we have a lot of explaining to do.) Finally the boss wraps it up by taking their driver's licenses down and telling them that if any more women get sexually harassed in these parts we are going to storm their houses in the middle of the night and shoot their dogs.

"Mount up!" Everyone gets in the vehicles and drive off just as coordinated as we got out of them and in 3 seconds those guys were alone on the road again.

The mood in the vehicles was greatly improved and we all laughed all the way back to Louisiana.

Not a week has gone by in the years since that happened that I haven't thought about those two guys and what they told people about what happened to them.

 

[neruda]

This. I agree completely.

You too, Sweetness.

 

[neruda]

It's like my grandfather's quote about marriage "it's not the first kiss, it's the upkeep"

I had wondered how long you could keep up the pace. I don't blame you a bit.

Thank you sir. I have every intention of keeping it good, just making it work with real life also.

 

[neruda]

Oh my! Reading these previous threads makes me think that there should be a list of Beware of these Litsters here..I've not really come across any of the baddies yet or at least I don't think I did , but I sure hope I'll never will!!

Actually nymph that's a really good idea. Why don;t you start one. There are a couple I have seen engage in very harassing behavior on here.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I'm sure everyone else has been here before, but I'm new so I haven't figured it all out yet. Over the last few days I have been feeling a little overwhelmed with this thread, the PMs and the emails. I have been discussing everything from gun cleaning tips to swapping recipes to alcoholism and spousal abuse.

Last night I pretty much avoided the thread and conversations with anyone to give myself a little distance. I even avoided talking to a few of the people that I really feel I have made a connection with.

Work is starting to ramp up again and so I don't have quite as much time to do this as I had last week. When I first started this thread I viewed it as an afternoon's distraction on a slow day, not as a permanent addition. The experiment seems to have gotten out of the lab.

So over the next couple of days I will be trying to do a little restructuring to limit the amount of time I am doing this, but not to sacrifice any of the content. I'm having a blast, but I can't let it interfere with work or real life relationships. I hope everyone here understands that.

Just to give you an idea, Monday I received almost 600 PMs and Emails related to this thread that had nothing to do with confessions, or sex or anything else, just really good conversation. I answered every single one of them (or think i did), but I don't have time to do that every day.

Keep sending in your secrets. Every single one of them that is fit to post will get posted. I'm thinking what I may start doing is posting them in groups 2-3 times a day rather than every time one comes in. How does that sound to you?

I'm also going to have to start limiting my PMing and Emailing. Everyone that sends me a message will still get a response, but I just may not have time to respond 30 times in a day to the same person any more.

Does all of this sound reasonable to everyone? Sound off!

I think you are perfectly in the right in needing to actually be a responsible adult and work and have an actual real life outside of lit. I don't think anyone would deny that responsibilities take precedent over Literotica.

AND YOUR Tactical Sexual Harassment Story .... PRICELESS

 

[neruda]

I think you are perfectly in the right in needing to actually be a responsible adult and work and have an actual real life outside of lit. I don't think anyone would deny that responsibilities take precedent over Literotica.

Thank you, I really appreciate the support.

 

[NymphMyosotis]

Another poster reminded me of this story when she talked about being followed for 100 miles after flashing a car.

I had to decide if I was going to tell this story because if someone I work with reads it they will know exactly who I am, or at least be able to narrow it down to a very few of us.

About 7 years ago, my company sent me and a group of guys to some advanced tactical training....QUOTE]

OMG!!! That is fantastic story for you to share with us! Extremely satisfyining read!! Lol. Those guys sound utterly creepy and it is a good thing that you guys got to teach them a lesson like that (shoot their dogs lol!!!) Imagine though how many other women, must have been terrified of them before this. Hopefully their dicks fell off on that night..ugh..I had my fair share of creeps..

Thank you for sharing!

 

[neruda]

Another poster reminded me of this story when she talked about being followed for 100 miles after flashing a car.

I had to decide if I was going to tell this story because if someone I work with reads it they will know exactly who I am, or at least be able to narrow it down to a very few of us.

About 7 years ago, my company sent me and a group of guys to some advanced tactical training....QUOTE]

OMG!!! That is fantastic story for you to share with us! Extremely satisfyining read!! Lol. Those guys sound utterly creepy and it is a good thing that you guys got to teach them a lesson like that (shoot their dogs lol!!!) Imagine though how many other women, must have been terrified of them before this. Hopefully their dicks fell off on that night..ugh..I had my fair share of creeps..

Thank you for sharing!

My pleasure. Just writing it out made me laugh again.

 

[Aquagal]

Actually nymph that's a really good idea. Why don;t you start one. There are a couple I have seen engage in very harassing behavior on here.

I could add to a list but then they just make new alts.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Awesome story, dude. Especially about shooting the dogs.

 

[neruda]

I could add to a list but then they just make new alts.

The alt thing is still unnerving to me. i don;t really understand it.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

The alt thing is still unnerving to me. i don;t really understand it.

It's called people piss people off and rather than Maning/Womaning up they create a new identity. Or they forget their log in info and rather than just taking the steps to have their password reset they change their name. Or they originally thought of a name and hated it so changed it. Or they have been harassed by someone and rather than handling it with Mods and such they just tuck and run and get a new name. I mean you hear the stories but whatever....

I am and always will be FunGatorGurl... if ya don't like me well someone else does SO I am good with that!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

oh my gosh!!!!! What a great story!!!!

 

[Aquagal]

The alt thing is still unnerving to me. i don;t really understand it.

Fortunately the community seems to be tight knit enough that rumor gets out of an infamous alt maker, because of his posting habits. The other shudder worthy alt maker that I know of is just pure fun to rip into.

 

[neruda]

It's called people piss people off and rather than Maning/Womaning up they create a new identity. Or they forget their log in info and rather than just taking the steps to have their password reset they change their name. Or they originally thought of a name and hated it so changed it. Or they have been harassed by someone and rather than handling it with Mods and such they just tuck and run and get a new name. I mean you hear the stories but whatever....

I am and always will be FunGatorGurl... if ya don't like me well someone else does SO I am good with that!

Interesting. I've never really been part of a forum before, so this is all new to me.

 

[neruda]

oh my gosh!!!!! What a great story!!!!

Thanks. You should hear it in person when I am drunk. It's like seeing Shakespeare the way it was meant to be played...

;-)

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Great story!

The talk about dads/grandpas reminded me of something my dad used to say after he passed gas, "You hear what that asshole said?!"

I don't really get the alt thing either. I've never been able to pick someone out as being another person, nor do I care to try to. I'm here looking for fun and hoping to avoid any drama.

 

[perkyT]

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It's a shame there are guys that desperate here....

you sound awful sure they are into you...totally sure YOU aren't the one getting played? That would be just as funny to me.

I had the same thought.

As for getting played, this is the PLAYground after all.