Anonymous Secrets Thread

[neruda]

- 40s, Female - I lost my virginity to my favorite cousin on my grandmother's dining room table.

 

[Tashia]

This is a wonderful rebuttal to my opinion about women's lingerie that was sent in anonymously.

-Female, No Age -

As an aside... your comment about your personal preference for simple cotton undies, tshirts, and sweat pants on a woman....

There's something really sexy and empowering (from a woman's point of view), to know that while you're presenting a certain put-together look on the outside to the rest of the world, you know that underneath it all, you're wearing something that is sexy, lacey, sheer, provacative, nasty, etc. It makes you feel good about yourself. It's not just about wanting to attract the man in your life, it's about how it makes you feel (which really does effect how you project yourself to others). Just a thought....

I totally a agree!

 

[neruda]

I totally a agree!

Tashia, coming from you that is a very very sexy opinion.

 

[newbiebabe]

This is a wonderful rebuttal to my opinion about women's lingerie that was sent in anonymously.

-Female, No Age -

As an aside... your comment about your personal preference for simple cotton undies, tshirts, and sweat pants on a woman....

There's something really sexy and empowering (from a woman's point of view), to know that while you're presenting a certain put-together look on the outside to the rest of the world, you know that underneath it all, you're wearing something that is sexy, lacey, sheer, provacative, nasty, etc. It makes you feel good about yourself. It's not just about wanting to attract the man in your life, it's about how it makes you feel (which really does effect how you project yourself to others). Just a thought....

I also agree... plus, I just like lingerie.

 

[neruda]

Well now it has to be a question: Women, what is your favorite lingerie to wear? What makes you feel sexiest?

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Well now it has to be a question: Women, what is your favorite lingerie to wear? What makes you feel sexiest?

I love wearing matching cotton bras and panty sets that are not boring blacks and whites. My favorite is my red set, I don't even wear red clothing so I dont know why it just feels so sexy!

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I think confidence and feeling good about yourself is what is sexy. If you get that from exquisite lingerie, great; if you get it from familiar comfy clothes, great. The goal is to feel good about yourself. (Ideally for you, not anyone else!) Sometimes I go for one, sometimes the other. Of course, just stripping naked is always a favorite too.

 

[neruda]

I think confidence and feeling good about yourself is what is sexy. If you get that from exquisite lingerie, great; if you get it from familiar comfy clothes, great. The goal is to feel good about yourself. (Ideally for you, not anyone else!) Sometimes I go for one, sometimes the other. Of course, just stripping naked is always a favorite too.

naked ALWAYS works.

 

[Trimjob69]

- 40s, Female - I lost my virginity to my favorite cousin on my grandmother's dining room table.

Very hot.

 

[Aquagal]

I like the way something silky or slinky drapes and hangs on the body, how it brushes across the skin.

But nothing beats how comfortable cotton is and when it gets wet the way it forms around curves and becomes so see through.

 

[neruda]

I'm headed to bed early boys and girls. Sleep great.

 

[neruda]

- 35, Male - My stepdaughter from a previous marriage, her idiot boyfriend asked to use my beard trimmer while he was getting ready for a job interview at our apartment. Technically, I don't have a beard trimmer, I have a deluxe manscaping kit - my beard grows wild and free but my balls are shorn and clean as the day I was born.

I told him I didn't think it was a good idea, but he didn't listen and did exactly as he pleased. He was nice and shaven for his interview and I got roped into driving him there. As he stepped out of the car, I revealed his clean and close shave was courtesy my electric nutsack shaver and that he essentially rubbed the essence of my balls all over his face.

He threw up. I drove home with a grin on my face.

 

[Aquagal]

I'm headed to bed early boys and girls. Sleep great.

Oh, I see you're still up.

- 35, Male - My stepdaughter from a previous marriage, her idiot boyfriend asked to use my beard trimmer while he was getting ready for a job interview at our apartment. Technically, I don't have a beard trimmer, I have a deluxe manscaping kit - my beard grows wild and free but my balls are shorn and clean as the day I was born.

I told him I didn't think it was a good idea, but he didn't listen and did exactly as he pleased. He was nice and shaven for his interview and I got roped into driving him there. As he stepped out of the car, I revealed his clean and close shave was courtesy my electric nutsack shaver and that he essentially rubbed the essence of my balls all over his face.

He threw up. I drove home with a grin on my face.

I think this is my new fave funny post! Eau de ball sac.

 

[neruda]

Oh, I see you're still up.



I think this is my new fave funny post! Eau de ball sac.

I'm trying to get to sleep. Someone is keeping me up.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

- 35, Male - My stepdaughter from a previous marriage, her idiot boyfriend asked to use my beard trimmer while he was getting ready for a job interview at our apartment. Technically, I don't have a beard trimmer, I have a deluxe manscaping kit - my beard grows wild and free but my balls are shorn and clean as the day I was born.

I told him I didn't think it was a good idea, but he didn't listen and did exactly as he pleased. He was nice and shaven for his interview and I got roped into driving him there. As he stepped out of the car, I revealed his clean and close shave was courtesy my electric nutsack shaver and that he essentially rubbed the essence of my balls all over his face.

He threw up. I drove home with a grin on my face.

Hmmmmm I wonder if hat guy got the job. LMAO

 

[thesweetsweetness]

naked ALWAYS works.

Good to know.

- 35, Male - My stepdaughter from a previous marriage, her idiot boyfriend asked to use my beard trimmer while he was getting ready for a job interview at our apartment. Technically, I don't have a beard trimmer, I have a deluxe manscaping kit - my beard grows wild and free but my balls are shorn and clean as the day I was born.

I told him I didn't think it was a good idea, but he didn't listen and did exactly as he pleased. He was nice and shaven for his interview and I got roped into driving him there. As he stepped out of the car, I revealed his clean and close shave was courtesy my electric nutsack shaver and that he essentially rubbed the essence of my balls all over his face.

He threw up. I drove home with a grin on my face.

My new favorite.

 

[neruda]

- 33, Female - I feel the most sexy, whether I'm wearing daisy dukes and a wifebeater or slacks and a dressy blouse or sleek slinky dress and heals with all the trimmings if i'm wearing hanes boxer briefs for women and a color matching satin or cotton full cupped bra underneath.

 

[deehere]

I have never understood why there was a need for men's bathrooms to be set up differently with such a lack of privacy. Why not set up individual stalls with a urinal and a toilet? Why is it socially acceptable to whip it out in front of strangers and act like it's nothing?

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I have never understood why there was a need for men's bathrooms to be set up differently with such a lack of privacy. Why not set up individual stalls with a urinal and a toilet? Why is it socially acceptable to whip it out in front of strangers and act like it's nothing?

Have you seen the amount of cock pics plastered freely all over lit? I'm inclined to think to most men, it is nothing.

 

[Kat73]

- 35, Male - My stepdaughter from a previous marriage, her idiot boyfriend asked to use my beard trimmer while he was getting ready for a job interview at our apartment. Technically, I don't have a beard trimmer, I have a deluxe manscaping kit - my beard grows wild and free but my balls are shorn and clean as the day I was born.

I told him I didn't think it was a good idea, but he didn't listen and did exactly as he pleased. He was nice and shaven for his interview and I got roped into driving him there. As he stepped out of the car, I revealed his clean and close shave was courtesy my electric nutsack shaver and that he essentially rubbed the essence of my balls all over his face.

He threw up. I drove home with a grin on my face.

OMG! Exactly what I needed! This is my new favorite!!

As for undies... I love the feeling of a sexy bustier. Especially when I wear it somewhere like church or under a basic t-shirt and jeans. As for underwear, I have been a thong girl for 25 years, however a nice pair of lacy hipsters makes me feel amazing!

 

[NymphMyosotis]

- 35, Male - My stepdaughter from a previous marriage, her idiot boyfriend asked to use my beard trimmer while he was getting ready for a job interview at our apartment. Technically, I don't have a beard trimmer, I have a deluxe manscaping kit - my beard grows wild and free but my balls are shorn and clean as the day I was born.

I told him I didn't think it was a good idea, but he didn't listen and did exactly as he pleased. He was nice and shaven for his interview and I got roped into driving him there. As he stepped out of the car, I revealed his clean and close shave was courtesy my electric nutsack shaver and that he essentially rubbed the essence of my balls all over his face.

He threw up. I drove home with a grin on my face.

OMG!!!!! Tooooo funny. Still rolling on the floor!!!

Oh and as for favourite lingerie? I do love red I have to say...suits well the devilish side of my personality.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

As a girl that is typically casual and most likely found in Jeans and a T-shirt or shorts and a T-shirt and flip flops I have to admit that I nice cute pair of panties and a hot bra to match totally lends to your sexiness. It's like you know that while you have on just a pair of jeans underneath you are rocking that hot lacy number it's like you walk different, carry yourself different and your inner vixen is just crying to come out and play.

 

[neruda]

OMG! Exactly what I needed! This is my new favorite!!

As for undies... I love the feeling of a sexy bustier. Especially when I wear it somewhere like church or under a basic t-shirt and jeans. As for underwear, I have been a thong girl for 25 years, however a nice pair of lacy hipsters makes me feel amazing!

Yeah, this one is pretty good.

 

[neruda]

Personal Confession

So my personal confession of the day is that I'm in a pretty bad mood. I haven't slept well for the last few nights and I have a very very busy day ahead of me. I also seem to be typing like a retarded chimpanzee today, so that's another challenge.

My sister calls this "Man Mood" when her husband or I get like this.

Like I said, it's going to be a busy day today so i won't have as much time to hang out as usual, but keep sending in your secrets and I will post them when I can.

 

[neruda]

- 35, Male - I met a girl in a pool in a hotel in Houston one time. We started getting frisky and decided to take it back to my room. We got out of the pool, didn't bother toweling off and went to the elevator. I tried to grab her when the doors closed, but my feet slipped out from under me, I went over backwards and hit my head on the hand rail.

When I woke up, the girl was gone, I was a bloody mess and there were hotel people telling me not to get up because the ambulance was on the way.

To this day the most embarrassing part of all of this was that I had a Jimmy hard on in my wet swim trunks and everyone knew.