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For those interested but not connected, the USA ladies Gymnastic team just won a Gold, beating Russia and Romania.
 
I hate big-cock stories (whether the cock in question is natural or artificially grown bigger) with a passion for several reasons.

1) Most guys will never be that big. The average is 6" long.
2) I'm one of the guys who aren't even as big as the average so seeing so many stories just depresses me and makes me think I'll never have a girl. Yeah there's drugs that claim to make you bigger, but I'm leery of them.
3) Size shouldn't be the only that matters in bed - how you perform should be as well. As a famous quote says, 'The size of the equipment doesn't matter, but how you use it.'
4) Also, as long as a guy can get it up and can eject his sperm, does it really matter how long he is? I don't think so, a longer cock doesn't equal a better chance at making a baby. It's how much sperm your testes can produce!
 
Uh....

If ya haven't noticed this is a porn,,,, Uh, erotic writing site and we deal with fantasies for the most part. The first big fantasy according to your sex is either big boobs or a big dick. Not necessarily owning said equipment but being able to play with said equipment.

Saying that, most 40 DD boobs aren't and most 9 inch cocks aren't either.

Can you say blowing things out of proportion.
 
TxRad said:
This is the last job for this rig for this oil company. We are drilling on the May Ranch and have been on and off for over a year. The owner of the ranch, his wife, the ranch cook, and ranch foreman stopped by this afternoon and delivered a plate lunch for every hand working here.

Barbecued brisket, homemade potato salad, Cole slaw, baked beans, corn, green beans, bread and iced tea. A feast for us, here in the field.

It was in thanks for our taking care of the land we worked on and the roads in and out of the area. We kept the place clean and watched out for his stock and people.

It was a nice gesture and we appreciate it.
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Very cool. :kiss:
 
TxRad said:
Uh....

If ya haven't noticed this is a porn,,,, Uh, erotic writing site and we deal with fantasies for the most part. The first big fantasy according to your sex is either big boobs or a big dick. Not necessarily owning said equipment but being able to play with said equipment.

Saying that, most 40 DD boobs aren't and most 9 inch cocks aren't either.

Can you say blowing things out of proportion.
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It's a fantasy that distorts reality. :( It also puts a few of us in the dumps.:eek:
 
I write about 7" penises because that is what I have :eek:

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The computer here in the office died just before lunch. I have someone stopping in tomorrow morning at 9:00 to look at it. I was about to go home for the rest of the day, but my boss wants me to spend the rest of the afternoon cleaning... :(
 
The work computer is... working... Turns out a combination of malware and a loose heatsink were causing havoc.
 
mynameisben said:
Thank you for the suggestion, Tatty. But that popcorn gizmo fails the Ron Popeil "No fuss, no muss" test.
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Not to mention Alton Brown's "no unitaskers" rule, though really, if you use it often enough, you don't have to clean it--you just wipe it out with a paper towel and voila! back on the pot rack it goes.

But then again, I make exceptions to these rules for my Whirley-Pop, my ice cream maker, my popover pan, anything coffee-related . . . damn, I make a lot of exceptions. :eek:
 
I like my good old hot air popper. Not only does it pop the corn but melts the butter and blows the corn out into the bowl. the only thing to wash is the little pan for the butter. :)
 
If my roomate doesn't turn down her television, I'm going to throw it out the window.....and blueberries are amazing!
 
TxRad said:
((((RUNNINGFLYINGTACKLEHUGGS))))

:rose: :kiss: :heart:

So, how have you and the little one been doing?

Life must be good or at least busy since you ain't been here. ;)
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Life is good AND busy! My little one turned TWO in June. Can you believe it?! He's cute as the dickens and smart, too. Ma wee little beastie... :heart:

I come through every now and again, but not often; however, it's always nice to see dear friends like you. :rose: Be well. :kiss:
 
TxRad said:
I like my good old hot air popper. Not only does it pop the corn but melts the butter and blows the corn out into the bowl. the only thing to wash is the little pan for the butter. :)
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Hey, me too! (I use an air popper, that is.) Once, late at night, I was popping some corn. I got it all set up, plugged it in, then ran to the next room for something. I must not have gotten the bowl 'just right' under the popper because when I got back to the kitchen, there was popcorn all over the floor and my mutt Trapper was busy eating it as fast as it would cool off!

To this day every time he hears that air popper he comes running. :D
 
I was just wondering . . . Are olives a fruit or a vegetable? The seed is on the inside. I'm thinking a fruit.
 
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