I am not capable of feeling emotions the same way as other people

[Mike_Yates]

I no longer laugh, I no longer smile.

My very elderly grandmother recently passed away and I was completely unaffected.

I am no longer able to derive amusement out of things such as food, music, entertainment, leisure, etc...

I no longer have any sexual desire.

If someone gave me one billion dollars, I would be completely void of any emotion whatsoever.

Perhaps it's a serious neurochemical imbalance, but for some reason I am no longer capable of feeling emotions the same way as other people.

 

[blobfish]

You might be able to learn emotions in college.

 

[Mike_Yates]

You might be able to learn emotions in college.

I am not intelligent enough to go to college.

 

[blobfish]

I am not intelligent enough to go to college.

So, if you don't have any sexual desire, maybe this website is the wrong fit for you.

 

[Mike_Yates]

So, if you don't have any sexual desire, maybe this website is the wrong fit for you.

I am not here to discuss sex and porn, I am solely a GB'er.

 

[Phelia]

Oh, Mikey. Bless.

Go google the Bilderberg Group and try to drum up some new conspiracy theories. You know, like the good old days.

 

[blobfish]

I am not here to discuss sex and porn, I am solely a GB'er.

What if a hot girl like Megan Fox spread for you? You're telling me you wouldn't get a stiffy?

 

[LillyO]

Told you before Mike you are suffering from depression.

Tell me when you think of Mandy Moore and whatever that other girls name is, do you fantasize about them? Are they violent fantasies that replay in your mind over and over again?

 

[Noor]

I no longer laugh, I no longer smile.

My very elderly grandmother recently passed away and I was completely unaffected.

I am no longer able to derive amusement out of things such as food, music, entertainment, leisure, etc...

I no longer have any sexual desire.

If someone gave me one billion dollars, I would be completely void of any emotion whatsoever.

Perhaps it's a serious neurochemical imbalance, but for some reason I am no longer capable of feeling emotions the same way as other people.

Sounds like clinical depression. Trying walking 45 mins each day.

 

[naughtycakes]

Sounds like clinical depression. Trying walking 45 mins each day.

Sounds like bullshit to me.

 

[Noor]

Sounds like bullshit to me.

which part?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Sounds like clinical depression. Trying walking 45 mins each day.

Or it could be special needs.

 

[MNGuy]

So, if Susan Slaughter were to sit on your face and rub her meat curtains on you, you would feel nothing?

 

[naughtycakes]

which part?

All of it.

Mike constantly claims he's got a low IQ and can barely function yet his posts are always very well-written, he has a good vocabulary and he's constantly fucking with people.

It's a persona, like Ken Kraft was.

 

[Noor]

All of it.

Mike constantly claims he's got a low IQ and can barely function yet his posts are always very well-written, he has a good vocabulary and he's constantly fucking with people.

It's a persona, like Ken Kraft was.

ah yes, I understand. I have wondered about that but I gave him the benefit of the doubt because what if he really is what he says and is just kind of a savant about writing?

 

[blobfish]

Do you pronounce "IQ" as "ick"? If so, yours is low.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Do you pronounce "IQ" as "ick"? If so, yours is low.

The typical IQ of a college student is 115, and 125 for grad-students.

My IQ of ~89 just doesn't cut it...

If I tried harder on the test I might have scored 94-98.

 

[ivantheterrible]

mike: waaaahhhhhh.............. look at me..............waaaahhhhhh.............i'm pathetic.............waaaahhhhhh.............................

he'll soon go emo and begin cutting himself.

 

[tactful]

I no longer laugh, I no longer smile.

My very elderly grandmother recently passed away and I was completely unaffected.

I am no longer able to derive amusement out of things such as food, music, entertainment, leisure, etc...

I no longer have any sexual desire.

If someone gave me one billion dollars, I would be completely void of any emotion whatsoever.

Perhaps it's a serious neurochemical imbalance, but for some reason I am no longer capable of feeling emotions the same way as other people.

Who would have known.