Why do heteros hate their own community?

[renard_ruse]

One would be tempted to ask why there seemingly is no more heterosexual pride these days, but the answer is clear.

Its called "entertainment industry brainwashing."

I shut off 99% of entertainment about 20 years ago. My brain is FREE!

 

[bronzeage]

One would be tempted to ask why there seemingly is no more heterosexual pride these days, but the answer is clear.

Its called "entertainment industry brainwashing."

I shut off 99% of entertainment about 20 years ago. My brain is FREE!

Certainly free of thought.

 

[Wings]

Certainly free of thought.

It's usually only free if no one would pay for it.

 

[HAL_9000]

Certainly free of thought.

He's right, though.

Where, oh where, has all the "hetero pride" gone to?

I like procreation, dammit!

 

[Bert Notorius]

We just need a snappy logo...

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I blame it on the testosterone.

 

[Wings]

Who fights for the straight man?

Who makes sure he gets all the rights a human should have?

Who ensures that he gets adequate medical coverage?

Who, my God, who makes sure that when he goes out with his heterosexual partner he doesn't get harassed for loving someone?

Oh the plight of the straight man, it so haaarrrrrrrrd. Whine.

 

[HAL_9000]

We just need a snappy logo...

http://www.andigear.com/images/large/iPorn-iPod-iphone-itouch-nano-apple-T-shirt_LRG.jpg

 

[HAL_9000]

Who fights for the straight man?

Who makes sure he gets all the rights a human should have?

Who ensures that he gets adequate medical coverage?

Who, my God, who makes sure that when he goes out with his heterosexual partner he doesn't get harassed for loving someone?

Oh the plight of the straight man, it so haaarrrrrrrrd. Whine.

http://www.economicnoise.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/abbott_costello.jpg

 

[zipman]

Certainly free of thought.

What else can be said?

Nice job.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Who fights for the straight man?

Who makes sure he gets all the rights a human should have?

Who ensures that he gets adequate medical coverage?

Who, my God, who makes sure that when he goes out with his heterosexual partner he doesn't get harassed for loving someone?

Oh the plight of the straight man, it so haaarrrrrrrrd. Whine.

Real men do not worry on such things. First we ask in a gentlemanly way. When that does not work, we take it. Thus we own it.

 

[Wings]

Real men do not worry on such things. First we ask in a gentlemanly way. When that does not work, we take it. Thus we own it.

This is a pretty accurate statement.

 

[Wings]

I was really hoping someone would post a picture of HeteroMan, the straight guy's superhero.

 

[dolf]

must be a hard life, being a straight, white man...

 

[HAL_9000]

must be a hard life, being a straight, white man...

With dolfie-poo around, it surely is.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/heterosexual-man-he-man-glow-in-the-dark-find-a-woman-or-you-demotivational-poster-1282165668.jpg

 

[kbate]

I was really hoping someone would post a picture of HeteroMan, the straight guy's superhero.

HeteroMan

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I was really hoping someone would post a picture of HeteroMan, the straight guy's superhero.

That would make a good survey.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

A year or two ago, when heterosexuality was as popular as a turd in a punchbowl and the Metro Man was Queen, I bought all of it for fire-sale prices. So I have warehouses fulla balls, testosterone, etc. for the right price.

If you have more hair on your eyebrows than your girlyman has on his ass, send him him to see me.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

HeteroMan

Looks like he never got any till after his mama died when he was 57.

 

[Saint Peter]

HeteroMan

Ewww.

 

[BotanyBoy]

One would be tempted to ask why there seemingly is no more heterosexual pride these days, but the answer is clear.

Its called "entertainment industry brainwashing."

I shut off 99% of entertainment about 20 years ago. My brain is FREE!

Missing that bro love RR? I love gay guys...in fact I would be ecstatic if every male on earth except myself went up in flames Richard Simmons style right this instant.

If you need to flaunt your hetero pride to feel secure in your sexuality RR then I pity you for so many reasons much as I do the gay guys who feel the need to flaunt theirs.

Real gangsters don't flex nuts, because real gangsters know they got em'.....ya know what I mean RR? of course not.....

 

[klingle]

I wouldn't know.

 

[run_silent]

HeteroMan

He also has another son which he briefly acknowledged but some how it fell apart. Maybe that's why he said the family dynasty has been squandered.

 

[piccicatopolka]

So we the entertaining Literoticans are the 1%.