canadian.penny

[canadianpenny]

Known for running her own raunchy prostitution ring online, canadian.penny@yahoo.ca has been nabbed (by a jealous ex-lover)

As a result, she is no longer running her escort service. Instead, she would like to meet everyday civilians in a more fashionable manner.

(Do I really come off as spam? I guess I can be a troll sometimes)

She now goes by penniesandbells@yahoo.ca

For those of you who don't know me, here's an invitation

 

[December]

candian.penny eh? Did you intentionally spell your email wrong?

 

[Bert Notorius]

bad penny...

 

[Plutarch]

Not you again! I thought I told you to go to Tim Horton's and stay there.

 

[canadianpenny]

candian.penny eh? Did you intentionally spell your email wrong?

Oh no! The grammar police! *raises hands*

You got me

 

[Plutarch]

Oh no! The grammar police! *raises hands*

You got me

Spelling isn't grammar, hockey jockey!

 

[canadianpenny]

Not you again! I thought I told you to go to Tim Horton's and stay there.

Can you at least get me a 12 pack of timbits?

And where I come from, grammar = the feds. You never want them down your back. Especially with their horses. Watch your step!

 

[Plutarch]

Can you at least get me a 12 pack of timbits?

No! Tim Horton's is like a crappier version of Dunkin' Donuts. It is possible to be crappier than Dunkin' Donuts.

 

[kideh]

If you're going to Timmys, i'll take a large double double and a maple glazed donut.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Blah blah blah blah....

http://www.mattbrandenburg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tits-or-gtfo.jpg

 

[Plutarch]

If you're going to Timmys, i'll take a large double double and a maple glazed donut.

Effing Canucks!

 

[canadianpenny]

Maybe I should change my name to sex_kitty, get a little more traction...

 

[canadianpenny]

If you're going to Timmys, i'll take a large double double and a maple glazed donut.

FINE then I want an ice capp

 

[canadianpenny]

Effing Canucks!

We know you wanna eff us cannucks

 

[kideh]

We know you wanna eff us cannucks

Of course they do. I mean come on, our national animal is the beaver...

the. beaver.

and you can't beat a good Canadian beaver - am i right or what eh?

Hosers.

 

[coachdb18]

FINE then I want an ice capp

http://images.cloud.worthpoint.com/wpimages/images/images1/1/0709/27/1_c7f16efd5f49093e3fbac6d835a9da0e.jpg

 

[BotanyBoy]

Maybe I should change my name to sex_kitty, get a little more traction...

God damn did you come up with that yourself? Amazing.....

The other 5,000 sex_Kitty's will be impressed.

 

[canadianpenny]

God damn did you come up with that yourself? Amazing.....

The other 5,000 sex_Kitty's will be impressed.

Fine then. sexii_kitteh2012 it is then

 

[canadianpenny]

Of course they do. I mean come on, our national animal is the beaver...

the. beaver.

and you can't beat a good Canadian beaver - am i right or what eh?

Hosers.

Don't forget our maple leafs!

edit: and our BC leafs too

 

[BotanyBoy]

Fine then. sexii_kitteh2012 it is then

Let's cheese...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QtbkLbWv1Qc/Tj5zAHBGIqI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/sPfOeIUiQC8/s1600/mrkitty_southpark.JPG

 

[canadianpenny]

Let's cheese...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QtbkLbWv1Qc/Tj5zAHBGIqI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/sPfOeIUiQC8/s1600/mrkitty_southpark.JPG

Is cheese an expression for something else?

 

[BotanyBoy]

Is cheese an expression for something else?

No...sorry, if you haven't seen it don't worry bout it

 

[canadianpenny]

No...sorry, if you haven't seen it don't worry bout it

I knew it! Now you have to tell me

 

[Plutarch]

We know you wanna eff us cannucks

I wanna eff you right in your trebek.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I knew it! Now you have to tell me

It's a south park episode where the kids around school get cat's to "spray" piss in their face, which they inhaled and tripped balls on and of course the whole town spazzed out. I know it doesn't sound all that funny....but it is.