Yeah, here comes the rooster...

[4est_4est_Gump]

One of our six pullets turned out to be a rooster. He's learning to crow.


He sounds like a retard...


S'rious!









Can I even say retard? Is that one of the Seven Personal Sins now?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Maybe he'll figure it out.


Maybe you'll make supper of him if he doesn't.


Maybe one of the poodles will get him.


Maybe you should apologize to him for insulting him . . . like I know you're going to.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Supper has been discussed, but he's the runt of the flock...


We need to fatten him.


Castration?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Free ranging his ass has also been discussed.



Like the good ol' boy said when one of the dogs got one of his fiaghtin' roosters. Don't worry over it, I only want the fast ones...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He's a yardbird.


Maybe he has a heart full of soul.


If she had him back again, he would never make her sad.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Derrick has his Dominoes...



Pizza... DOH!

He could be free to lead the dachshund races...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Who here would know how to castrate a chicken?



dolf?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://www.themodernhomestead.us/article/caponizing.html

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

There will be blood!


"Do not even think about caponizing until you have had extensive hands-on experience with slaughtering your own chickens."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I got my house assessment form the city the other day.


It dropped 2.02% Taxes are now $24 lower.


Let there be stimulus . . . which equals less caponizing of Wat's wallet.


What will I do with all that change???

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hope!



U_D screams, "SHOW ME THE DEFLATION!"

The Myna screams, "Here and now boys!"

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Usually, they just squeeze mah lemon . . .


until the jooz runs down mah lay . . .


aaay . . .


aig!!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

To contradict your earlier post, is it then true that a three-legged chicken ain't got no soul?



No Salvation?


No Hope?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'd ask my Country-Dwelling Friend . . .


but I have yet to get a short answer from him . . .


ever.


It's a short-answer question. The discussion questions have been eliminated for ease of grading the exam.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I believe that my decoder-ring is out-of-date.

It worked great until the version 4 update.

Now, I can't make heads nor tails of anything.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Try the Nefarious 6.2 update.


Model A Ford and a tank full of gas,
Mouthful of pussy and a hand full of ass.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'd ask my Country-Dwelling Friend . . .


but I have yet to get a short answer from him . . .


ever.


It's a short-answer question. The discussion questions have been eliminated for ease of grading the exam.

In KANSAS, where it's 119 and we have no shade, "Yup" is a paragraph bordering on "talkative..."

I believe that my decoder-ring is out-of-date.

It worked great until the version 4 update.

Now, I can't make heads nor tails of anything.

search = "Gibbon"

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's cooler in Maine so they can make into "aayuh".


A simple nod produces too much perspiration here this time of year.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

KANSANS don't aspire or perspire...


All dried up inside-out.

 

[Byron In Exile]

search = "Gibbon"

Yeah. That, and Spengler, too.

But I paid good money for this decoder ring, and that it fails to function due to a routine software update is unacceptable.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yeah. That, and Spengler, too.

But I paid good money for this decoder ring, and that it fails to function due to a routine software update is unacceptable.

No, I left something for you under that tag this morning...

 

[Byron In Exile]

No, I left something for you under that tag this morning...

Link, or it never happened.