Escape Plan: NYC.. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

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You are in NYC where you are about to be arrested for a capital offense you didnt commit. They have you dead to rights and you know it, due to odd circumstances. You are going down hard and fast, so you decide to go on the run. This is a high drama media event, so the cops really want to catch you to parade you in front of the cameras.

You have 20 minutes to start moving. You have $500 cash readily available, with credit cards and other "tied up" money. You have a cell phone and a laptop.

What would you do?
 
You are in NYC where you are about to be arrested for a capital offense you didnt commit. They have you dead to rights and you know it, due to odd circumstances. You are going down hard and fast, so you decide to go on the run. This is a high drama media event, so the cops really want to catch you to parade you in front of the cameras.

You have 20 minutes to start moving. You have $500 cash readily available, with credit cards and other "tied up" money. You have a cell phone and a laptop.

What would you do?

Make my way to Venezuela.
 
Do the popo monitor the sewers? I might try to live with the molemen until the heat blows over.
 
Best place to hide is in plane sight when you go on the run you make mistakes.
But Holland has no extradition with united states.
 
Put on BLACKFACE and scream RACISM at everyone and call SHARPTON :cool:
At least the ambulances and paramedics will find you before the cops will.


That's even better.

Then we can share a smoke together whilst we wait for the public, cops, and media to catch up to us in a city we never go to. We only have 20 minutes, so you got the $500? It would bring a drug dealer faster than anyone else....and I do not want to be sober when they find us........Last chance bong pipe and all that. :cool:
 
You are in NYC where you are about to be arrested for a capital offense you didnt commit. They have you dead to rights and you know it, due to odd circumstances. You are going down hard and fast, so you decide to go on the run. This is a high drama media event, so the cops really want to catch you to parade you in front of the cameras.

You have 20 minutes to start moving. You have $500 cash readily available, with credit cards and other "tied up" money. You have a cell phone and a laptop.

What would you do?

I have Snake on my speed dial. One call and I'm out in 23 hours.
http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/Snake.jpg
 
I'd ditch the cell and anything with GPS and sell the laptop for cash. I'd call in a favor from that guy who owes me big time and get his car (older, with no GPS tracking) and make my way out of NYC to a discreet crossing into Canada somewhere around St. Lawrence State Park (then ditch the car at the state park). I'd use cash at any tolls and spend what I could on hair dye or whatever I needed to alter my appearance drastically and quickly. I'd whore my way with truckers to the smallest tourist trap city and start cobbling together enough money to get the hell to Europe to a country that does not extradite.

Then I'd write a book about it.
 
You won't get out of the city in time so the only thing you can do is quickly change your looks as much as possible and find a seedy motel that takes cash and hide out for a couple days while you figure things out. Dump the phone, it's worthless. Probably sell the laptop if you can. If not then just dump it. They probably won't find you through it but they might and you can't afford to take chances. Besides, what are you gonna do with it?
Take the rest of your cash and spend your couple days arranging a ride out of the city. Don't hitchhike or anything like that. Too easy for someone to figure out who you are.
A Greyhound or Amtrak or something that takes cash, is anonymous and easy to keep your head down and face covered is best and it's cheap. All you'd need is a hat and book to cover yourself, maybe pretend to sleep for a couple hours. Just long enough to get the fuck out of Dodge. Once you're free of the city and so much pressure you can stop and catch your breath.
 
Dress like a homeless person and start walking. Nobody looks twice at a homeless person.
 
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