What the hell do you know?

[CHNOPS]

I know we're all experts here on the GB, and I would never suggest that any of us would speak about things we don't know a lot about, especially not Sonny "Google-jockey" Limatina. But still, I thought it would be interesting and also probably futile to try and discover what people's actual areas of training, knowledge, expertise and/or deep side-interests were. Many of you actually are experts; Perg knows pharmacology and emergency care, Johnny knows economics and international market evaluation; IndieSnob knows about having a beard. I'd love to know what you know--or even what you don't.

For example, my contribution to this thread might be as follows:

I'm a musician. I used to have day gigs involving writing of various types, including as related to branding, which is the lens through which I still view politics. I have some ongoing additional pursuits related to evolutionary biology, human perception, and critical discourses around music practices/consumption.

I know jack shit about economics beyond beyond the pop/behavioral fad, admit to occasionally getting confused about the debt/deficit distinction, and I know less than jack about most current TV shows, especially reality shows.

Your turn, I hope...

 

[dolf]

i know kittens are cute

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

This breakfast taco/apple fritter combo is fucking AWESOME!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I know a good thread when I see one, and this one is aces.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I know the best ways to get girls to do anal that do not involve roofies...

I also have a background as a corporate actuary, CFA, and fixed income analyst.

Hobby knowledge includes surfing, wind surfing, horses and guns

Also if you need spelling/typing tips I am your man

 

[Peregrinator]

I know we're all experts here on the GB, and I would never suggest that any of us would speak about things we don't know a lot about, especially not Sonny "Google-jockey" Limatina. But still, I thought it would be interesting and also probably futile to try and discover what people's actual areas of training, knowledge, expertise and/or deep side-interests were. Many of you actually are experts; Perg knows pharmacology and emergency care, Johnny knows economics and international market evaluation; IndieSnob knows about having a beard. I'd love to know what you know--or even what you don't.

For example, my contribution to this thread might be as follows:

I'm a musician. I used to have day gigs involving writing of various types, including as related to branding, which is the lens through which I still view politics. I have some ongoing additional pursuits related to evolutionary biology, human perception, and critical discourses around music practices/consumption.

I know jack shit about economics beyond beyond the pop/behavioral fad, admit to occasionally getting confused about the debt/deficit distinction, and I know less than jack about most current TV shows, especially reality shows.

Your turn, I hope...

Thank you for the mention, but in the interest of honesty and humility I have to say that I'm a hack with pharmacology. It's just something I got interested in and studied a bit. I can't claim to be an expert by any means. There are folks here, notably sigh, who are far more expert in that field. And for the record, my expertise in emergency care more or less ends at the hospital door; I'm prehospital personnel.

Dolf is being humble and silly, but I doubt there's anyone here who understands dog training better than she does.

 

[zipman]

All aspects of Organizational Development and Effectiveness. I help develop strategies and tools to help companies align their employee behavior with their brand and business strategy.

 

[JohnnySavage]

All aspects of Organizational Development and Effectiveness. I help develop strategies and tools to help companies align their employee behavior with their brand and business strategy.

Ever worked for a condom company?

 

[CHNOPS]

Ever worked for a condom company?

I want you to go stand outside and think about your behavior.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I want you to go stand outside and think about your behavior.

With the smokers? No way!

My body is a temple.

 

[CHNOPS]

With the smokers? No way!

My body is a temple.

That's it. You're on red.

Contribute or skedaddle, young man.

 

[CHNOPS]

Why can't Johnny Savage be more like Zipman and Vatican Assassin?

 

[CHNOPS]

I know the best ways to get girls to do anal that do not involve roofies...

I also have a background as a corporate actuary, CFA, and fixed income analyst.

Hobby knowledge includes surfing, wind surfing, horses and guns

Also if you need spelling/typing tips I am your man

Finally, someone with useful expert knowledge. How'd you swing the anal?

 

[JohnnySavage]

That's it. You're on red.

Contribute or skedaddle, young man.

Several SCOTUS decisions out today.

In keeping on topic, because I'm all about keeping on topic, I've read every decision for at least the past 15 years (when they started being published on line), and I listen to most of the recorded arguements.

 

[Disgustipated]

I know stuff.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Why can't Johnny Savage be more like Zipman and Vatican Assassin?

He would have to cut 5" from the end of his penis.

 

[CHNOPS]

All aspects of Organizational Development and Effectiveness. I help develop strategies and tools to help companies align their employee behavior with their brand and business strategy.

Thank you.

 

[CHNOPS]

I know stuff.

See post 11.

 

[Sean]

More of a generalist, really. Perg called me a dilettante a few years ago, that pretty much fits. I have degrees in Physics and Law but I get bored easily so I've done lots of things. The army taught me electronics and teh interwebs taught me lots of stuff. I've also been an apprentice carpenter and could probably build a house from scratch if I really had to.

 

[CHNOPS]

He would have to cut 5" from the end of his penis.

I'm going to assume the " means seconds in this case.

 

[CHNOPS]

More of a generalist, really. Perg called me a dilettante a few years ago, that pretty much fits. I have degrees in Physics and Law but I get bored easily so I've done lots of things. The army taught me electronics and teh interwebs taught me lots of stuff. I've also been an apprentice carpenter and could probably build a house from scratch if I really had to.

Thanks.

 

[o_so_wet]

I can bake .

I can bake really good and yummy baked goods.

Anyone would be impressed by my baking skills.

 

[dolf]

Dolf is being humble and silly, but I doubt there's anyone here who understands dog training better than she does.

tattletale

 

[TexasWife25]

Im a superstar at paper flowers

 

[Peregrinator]

More of a generalist, really. Perg called me a dilettante a few years ago, that pretty much fits. I have degrees in Physics and Law but I get bored easily so I've done lots of things. The army taught me electronics and teh interwebs taught me lots of stuff. I've also been an apprentice carpenter and could probably build a house from scratch if I really had to.

I think it's important to note that while you may be a dilettante, I am a Renaissance man.