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are men really "useless without an erection?"

I am probably just saying what's been said, but I've just now had the attention span to give this thread the attention it deserves. lol

I know that no one here really thinks that men are useless without an erection, but I just wanted to take a minute to say that they're also useful outside of the bedroom. In the bedroom - well, if all I needed was a hard dick there are toys that'd give that to me. Suffice it to say that solo I'm a one orgasm a day type of person, with K I'm more than one.

However, while I might say differently when I'm frustrated with him concerning parenting issues, men are not useless. Well, some are, but some women are too. A friend of mine just got custody of her grandson, because her daughter in law literally told the judge she'd rather get drunk than raise her son, and then signed off custody rather than do treatment. I won't detail explicitly where men are usefull, because the specifics change from man to man. My man keeps my car running, and stuff like that, but a friends man is a computer geek and she never has computer problems.
 
kiwi_submissive said:
I find men with an erection useless. You just can't get them to do anything useful.
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My erection finds this offensive. He's a fine fellow, pays his taxes, went to college, and he doesn't deserve to be slandered like this! :D

When he read this, he was positively spitting with rage!

... Eww...
 
Kurokami said:
My erection finds this offensive. He's a fine fellow, pays his taxes, went to college, and he doesn't deserve to be slandered like this! :D

When he read this, he was positively spitting with rage!

... Eww...
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OMG I just snorted coke out of my nose at the visual image of an erection spitting with rage at a computer screen.
 
Licia said:
:D

Ta hee hee hee!

*halo*

Cell phone guy is so silly!
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Cell phone guy? Is that me? Never been called that before... :D

(That's Sanae Hanekoma up there. Who's he talking to on the phone? Just God ;) )

OMG I just snorted coke out of my nose at the visual image of an erection spitting with rage at a computer screen.
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I know, right? Usually he only does that around naked people, too...
 
I am exhausted! Two days of DomCon, helping a lifestyle mistress/friend vend her jewelry and just hanging around. I spent my pocket money on a set of very well conditioned rattan canes-- three for a special price, and I talked the vendor into giving me four so I could have a pair of very thin ones, perfect for genital play.

Today I got laced into a men's corset. It was fire engine red, with buckles up the front and shoulder straps. They showed me how to use it to bind my breasts down. I put my black tux jacket on over it. Someone's sending me pics, I hope-- I didn't buy it because it didn't actually fit quite right, but damn. I looked SO good. :cool: Taking it off felt awful.

Anyway, yes, I am SO glad Noor isn't possessive, especially since I can't GET at her anyway :mad:
 
Stella_Omega said:
I am exhausted! Two days of DomCon, helping a lifestyle mistress/friend vend her jewelry and just hanging around. I spent my pocket money on a set of very well conditioned rattan canes-- three for a special price, and I talked the vendor into giving me four so I could have a pair of very thin ones, perfect for genital play.

Today I got laced into a men's corset. It was fire engine red, with buckles up the front and shoulder straps. They showed me how to use it to bind my breasts down. I put my black tux jacket on over it. Someone's sending me pics, I hope-- I didn't buy it because it didn't actually fit quite right, but damn. I looked SO good. :cool: Taking it off felt awful.

Anyway, yes, I am SO glad Noor isn't possessive, especially since I can't GET at her anyway :mad:
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Yep working cons can be exhausting, I hope they had good parties!

Sounds nice, I would be curious to see pics ;) I was in a corset a few days ago. It didn't fit well, it was for someone who had a straighter shape but it made me think about corsets again.

Very few can get at me, and those that can aren't about at this point.

:rose::rose::rose:
 
Kurokami said:
Cell phone guy? Is that me? Never been called that before... :D

(That's Sanae Hanekoma up there. Who's he talking to on the phone? Just God ;) )

*nod nods*

S'a good name, methinks.

(Sanae Hanekoma. *repeats to herself* Must google! More, more, more knowledge, muwahahaha.)
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Licia said:
Kurokami said:
Cell phone guy? Is that me? Never been called that before... :D

(That's Sanae Hanekoma up there. Who's he talking to on the phone? Just God ;) )

*nod nods*

S'a good name, methinks.

(Sanae Hanekoma. *repeats to herself* Must google! More, more, more knowledge, muwahahaha.)
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"Phone call from God. If it had been collect, that would have been daring." - Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society
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Well, clearly a man without an erection isn't worthless. Here's my question, though as I quote from the original post, "...phallic appendages that you keep in a drawer at the ready..."

Very few of the women I know even bother with their phallic appendages. Some claim to enjoy the buzzing of battery operated toys without bothering with penetration. I've come to believe that phallic appendages are more for male fantasies than regular use. How wrong am I?
 
Without bothering to read the intervening posts...

No, of course men are not really useless without an erection. I can't recall ever mowing the yard or taking out the trash with a boner.
 
BuckyDuckman said:
Well, clearly a man without an erection isn't worthless. Here's my question, though as I quote from the original post, "...phallic appendages that you keep in a drawer at the ready..."

Very few of the women I know even bother with their phallic appendages. Some claim to enjoy the buzzing of battery operated toys without bothering with penetration. I've come to believe that phallic appendages are more for male fantasies than regular use. How wrong am I?
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For me at least, they are more fantasy things than objets des plaisir. But the fantasy is a hella lotta fun way to foreplay.

http://www.babeland.com/store/productimages/regular/0230800_a.jpg
 
Evil_Geoff said:
I can't recall ever mowing the yard or taking out the trash with a boner.
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If you ever want some hints on how to change the way you do your household chores to make them into erotic experiences just let me know... :eek:








:cool:
 
Evil_Geoff said:
Without bothering to read the intervening posts...

No, of course men are not really useless without an erection. I can't recall ever mowing the yard or taking out the trash with a boner.
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You, uh, you need to really work at it. To get through those tougher clumps of grass, you need to swing with your hips. :D
 
BuckyDuckman said:
Well, clearly a man without an erection isn't worthless. Here's my question, though as I quote from the original post, "...phallic appendages that you keep in a drawer at the ready..."

Very few of the women I know even bother with their phallic appendages. Some claim to enjoy the buzzing of battery operated toys without bothering with penetration. I've come to believe that phallic appendages are more for male fantasies than regular use. How wrong am I?
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Meh heh heh.

Me likes the toys to resemble a cock for use on my male submissive. 'Tis also fitting for making him watch my solo mischief, only to deny him.

As for private use, most of the image is non importante.
 
Evil_Geoff said:
Without bothering to read the intervening posts...

No, of course men are not really useless without an erection. I can't recall ever mowing the yard or taking out the trash with a boner.
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Hubs folds laundry complete with "obstacle".

Men are fantastical creatures who are capable of tremendous wit, insight, wisdom and delight; penile state notwithstanding.

Good god, most of my posts are butchered. See what happens when "men" are on the mind!:D
 
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