What is crossing your mind right now?

[Aquagal]

Bwahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!! That's all I can come up with after where my thoughts are.

 

[g0h0gs]

See thats my problem.. All I can do is make em laugh!!

 

[sereneone4u]

See thats my problem.. All I can do is make em laugh!!

I think you are awesome pie.

 

[cockstarved]

I needed him so much tonight, I know I want him again badly.

 

[g0h0gs]

What about horny kitty?

She has needs to...

*pouts*

Not always good to be the Horny Kitty!!


I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet,
Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet.
The female cats around me just hissed and scratched my face,
And my owners got annoyed with me when I hissed around the place.

So in humiliation for they couldn't face the truth,
I went and showed my discontent by crying on the roof.
Well this got the neighbours going, and in came all the calls,
When I heard the big one saying, "That cat is going to loose his balls."

We were waiting in the waiting room, I was naive I must mention,
Though I did detect some guilty looks and the air was full of tension.
And It must have been my cat instincts that made me loose my cool,
For I felt a great urgency to protect the family jewels.

So I escaped and I took off up the road,
Over a fence, across a yard, and tucked up inside was my load.
The little one caught me, -I cried and pleaded why?
As she handed me over to a man in a coat who stuck a needle into my thigh.

When I came to, - in a dopey sleepy blur,
I felt cold, depressed sore, -I couldn't even purr.
And when I think of all the injustices, cats aint got no rights,
Not like you two legged humans, that stay up and play up all night.

I was just a big fluffy kitten, a randy teenage tom,
But now I'm just a neutered thing, because both of my cods are gone.
So I hang out here on the hearth rug, slowly going crackers
All because some capitalistic, self-righteous vet, went and knicked my knackers.

 

[g0h0gs]

I think you are awesome pie.

I think your pie is awesome too!!

 

[sereneone4u]

Not always good to be the Horny Kitty!!


I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet,
Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet.
The female cats around me just hissed and scratched my face,
And my owners got annoyed with me when I hissed around the place.

So in humiliation for they couldn't face the truth,
I went and showed my discontent by crying on the roof.
Well this got the neighbours going, and in came all the calls,
When I heard the big one saying, "That cat is going to loose his balls."

We were waiting in the waiting room, I was naive I must mention,
Though I did detect some guilty looks and the air was full of tension.
And It must have been my cat instincts that made me loose my cool,
For I felt a great urgency to protect the family jewels.

So I escaped and I took off up the road,
Over a fence, across a yard, and tucked up inside was my load.
The little one caught me, -I cried and pleaded why?
As she handed me over to a man in a coat who stuck a needle into my thigh.

When I came to, - in a dopey sleepy blur,
I felt cold, depressed sore, -I couldn't even purr.
And when I think of all the injustices, cats aint got no rights,
Not like you two legged humans, that stay up and play up all night.

I was just a big fluffy kitten, a randy teenage tom,
But now I'm just a neutered thing, because both of my cods are gone.
So I hang out here on the hearth rug, slowly going crackers
All because some capitalistic, self-righteous vet, went and knicked my knackers.

Ummm

Sort of speechless here, babe.

You want to spay me for being horny?

That is a new one on me



lol

 

[Jett_73]

Not always good to be the Horny Kitty!!

...
All because some capitalistic, self-righteous vet, went and knicked my knackers.

I'm bloody impressed that you wrote that in, what, 15 minutes! *bows deeply*

 

[g0h0gs]

Ummm

Sort of speechless here, babe.

You want to spay me for being horny?

That is a new one on me



lol

If in the meaning of spay you mean from the Anglo-Norman espeier, equivalent to the Old French espeer (“to cut with a sword”)
Then yes my Princess I wish to cut you with my sword!!
RedNeck translation: I am gonna split you wide open!! yeeehaaw!!

 

[sereneone4u]

If in the meaning of spay you mean from the Anglo-Norman espeier, equivalent to the Old French espeer (“to cut with a sword”)
Then yes my Princess I wish to cut you with my sword!!
RedNeck translation: I am gonna split you wide open!! yeeehaaw!!

You are on a roll today!

 

[g0h0gs]

You are on a roll today!

I am on a roll every day.. well sometimes I use a bong!

 

[Wyldfire]

That if it hurts as bad as it looks then I will absolutely never ever do REAL jousting! But this stuff we're doing is fun!

 

[Scentofawoman]

Gotta wonder why somedays you want to take a black marker a draw a big L for "Loser" on your forehead.

Thank god I found a washable one!

 

[mutato]

Wishing I didn't have to make dinner tonight... I just want to stop and enjoy my night.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Hey I'll make dinner, you pick out the movie!

 

[mutato]

Hey I'll make dinner, you pick out the movie!

Deal! What kind of movie are you in the mood for tonight?

 

[LaunchingJets]

Its my Friday. I'm finally off. I'm horny.

 

[papadoc19]

Scotty doesn't know

 

[cowslinger64]

I really like watching Chopped... its cool seeing them be so creative and doing things I wouldnt even know how to begin to do.


I will say that some of these chefs are ridiculously arrogant..its fun to watch them get chopped..

 

[MollyDolly]

I totally should have gone to get more art supplies instead of staying home, taking a short nap, and reading some Lit stories. Not that that wasn't fun, but it won't help me on my overnight shift!

 

[lance gt]

No idea why, but cock pumps and failed orgasms.

might be a story in the making

 

[lexieredefined]

Well it was wishing that dinner would make itself, but then I read lance's comment...

 

[cowslinger64]

Well it was wishing that dinner would make itself, but then I read lance's comment...

if thats you in your av... you have nice legs. I like the leg dressings too..

 

[o_so_wet]

It's fucking hilarious how some people judge you for being pervy on a porn site

 

[Fish_Tales]

Imagine you'd said (insert boy band ____________) was your favourite music - then the condemnation and judgement would have surpassed even observations of being pervy!