Do you act your age?

Bidin~Time

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Are you a perpetual teenager? or a premature curmudgeon? or something in between?

Are you on Cap'n Hook's hit list?
 
Nope. I do not.
I refuse to be an early curmudgeon like most people I know my age.
 
I took her out it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
 
Love the Blink 182 song what's my age again, one of my favourites.

Much to the annoyance of my wife I do not act my age especially when I pull pranks.
 
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