Black13
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Flirty Girl
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Wolfking05
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Instructions for Sock Application
Warnings
1. Always use in a well vented room or area. (sock removal only)
2. keep away from small children as they are a choking hazard.
Installation Instructions
1. Grab sock at the open end (see diagram A.)
2. Roll leg portion of sock into both hands.
3. Insert left foot and roll leg portion of sock up your shapely leg keeping lines or patterns straight.
4. For right foot: Repeat steps #1 through #3
Other uses for socks
Tie staked tomato plants, dick warmer, combined with a rubber ball and used in the dryer for bed comforters
Warnings
1. Always use in a well vented room or area. (sock removal only)
2. keep away from small children as they are a choking hazard.
Installation Instructions
1. Grab sock at the open end (see diagram A.)
2. Roll leg portion of sock into both hands.
3. Insert left foot and roll leg portion of sock up your shapely leg keeping lines or patterns straight.
4. For right foot: Repeat steps #1 through #3
Other uses for socks
Tie staked tomato plants, dick warmer, combined with a rubber ball and used in the dryer for bed comforters
Hot Mess
They were really fucking complicated.
HUMPS YOU
Finding your picture thread last night made my NIGHT so we're even
Even wolfie is making fun of me this is bad
OKAY LISTEN. These socks were shown on the packaging as having black and white polka dot ribbons that went up the leg in a dainty crisscross pattern. It looked very dainty and sweet. Once I tried to wrestle them onto my legs the ribbons kept disallowing my foot to enter the sock as per Step 1-3. So I had to untie them so much that then they were just a mess. Here's a pic.
I would show more but this might still have to be photo friday and I don't wanna ruin it for my faithful bloggers <3 <3 <3 all of which I love the most
They were really fucking complicated.
I'm sure You will get solved AngelHappy Hump Day !!! ..... Your Hubby is very Lucky Man !!!! ....
HUMPS YOU
That made my day
Finding your picture thread last night made my NIGHT so we're even
Even wolfie is making fun of me this is bad
OKAY LISTEN. These socks were shown on the packaging as having black and white polka dot ribbons that went up the leg in a dainty crisscross pattern. It looked very dainty and sweet. Once I tried to wrestle them onto my legs the ribbons kept disallowing my foot to enter the sock as per Step 1-3. So I had to untie them so much that then they were just a mess. Here's a pic.
I would show more but this might still have to be photo friday and I don't wanna ruin it for my faithful bloggers <3 <3 <3 all of which I love the most
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Wolfking05
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awwwww *hugs tight*
Hmmmm......I see your problem now.........well.......we can always use those ties for other purposes if you can't get them tied correctly again
*growls*redtheviking
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I'm lucky if i can even find two socks that match. You are UBER cute btw. Hi i'm jim.
Nice to meet you, I am Angel
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redtheviking
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Who told you I was on earth? Are you stalking me?
Well played. Sexy and Smart. I just love a quick witted woman.
ladderco5_ff
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Looks like you got it figured out enough...kind of resemble Ghillie Brogues when all laced up...
Nicodemus79
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Hello, there, Angel. I've been looking through your pics and first of all, thank you for honoring us by sharing your beauty (in its unfettered entirety) with us! Second, I don't believe I came across one picture that I didn't think was gorgeous, alluring, sexy, or just plain damn near intoxicating. Usually even the most gorgeous of our awesome Lit Ladies has an "off" pic or two, but I haven't found that to be the case with you. From your enchanting smile to your completely out-of-this-world butt, every pic is a gem in its own right. Thank you so much for allowing us to see it and not allowing the Lit world go without experiencing your beauty.
To be completely honest, there were more than a few that left me slack-jawed and fantasizing about being able to touch as well as look!
To be completely honest, there were more than a few that left me slack-jawed and fantasizing about being able to touch as well as look!
Black13
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Ahhh, the glorious thought of a beautiful, and reasonably enticed woman. I'll be sure to keep you waiting before I post the next one
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No matter how frustrated you might get, you still look damn fine in long socks!
stan_man13
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Well those socks should have come with instructions. What you need is a sock caddie or sock jocky or sock valet to help you get those things on and I'm sure there are many here that would like to apply....oh and they are sexy as hell!
mynameisben
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Did you try putting your toes into the big, stretchy hole ends of the socks?
Hello, there, Angel. I've been looking through your pics and first of all, thank you for honoring us by sharing your beauty (in its unfettered entirety) with us! Second, I don't believe I came across one picture that I didn't think was gorgeous, alluring, sexy, or just plain damn near intoxicating. Usually even the most gorgeous of our awesome Lit Ladies has an "off" pic or two, but I haven't found that to be the case with you. From your enchanting smile to your completely out-of-this-world butt, every pic is a gem in its own right. Thank you so much for allowing us to see it and not allowing the Lit world go without experiencing your beauty.
To be completely honest, there were more than a few that left me slack-jawed and fantasizing about being able to touch as well as look!
I don't know what to say after a compliment like that...thanks wow i'm all grins
Ahhh, the glorious thought of a beautiful, and reasonably enticed woman. I'll be sure to keep you waiting before I post the next one
Why do all the hot guys take their sweet time with posting pics for the pervy girls. You guys are cruel.
Those socks look both hot and complicated. I can't wait for Friday!
Speaking of hot guys
nice socks....omg....is that a tiffany lamp I see????
It's not valuable or anything but yeah it's stained glass that lamp and it's very old
You are easy to please
WANTED: One Sock Valet. Duties include: Helping me into and out of complicated socks, and other miscellaneous sexual activities. Experience Required. Apply Within (me)
Okay it might not look it, but the ties on those things were making it to where the toe end by the time I got my toe that far - the ribbon was choking it off to where I couldn't fit my foot in there, and then I had to loosen the ribbons more..and more..and it just got very frustrating. I did try that though obviously. Smartass
Wolfking05
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*sneaks back in for some spanks and lots of groping*
LeChatNoir
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I could totally do that job.
And you.
Long, long experience (har) with socks, as well as tights, high boots, and other leg coverings. Shall I insert my resume in slot C?
-LCN
Nicodemus79
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Oh, the grins are all the thanks I need. Knowing that my words brought you ANY measure of the the happiness that your pics have brought me, the idea that I in any way caused a woman as beautiful as you some degree of pleasure by simply being honest with my opinions of you carries its own certain satisfaction. Of course, it speaks just as much to your beauty as it does my choice of words, for without your stunning body and gorgeous face, why... I wouldn't have much to say, would I?
Of course, the use of words is not limited to simply paying compliments and staying solely on the "polite" side of things, lol. Just say the word, and I'm fairly certain I could repay at least some of the aforementioned satisfaction...
Knowing that my words brought you ANY measure of the the happiness that your pics have brought me, the idea that I in any way caused a woman as beautiful as you some degree of pleasure by simply being honest with my opinions of you carries its own certain satisfaction. Of course, it speaks just as much to your beauty as it does my choice of words, for without your stunning body and gorgeous face, why... I wouldn't have much to say, would I? Of course, the use of words is not limited to simply paying compliments and staying solely on the "polite" side of things, lol.
Just say the word, and I'm fairly certain I could repay at least some of the aforementioned satisfaction...
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Wish I could say I had done it intentionally... better lucky than good, I s'pose
Have you already alluded to what's on the agenda for this Friday and I missed it? I would say something cheesy like my curiosity is piqued, but it isn't quite as adorable because it isn't spelled 'peaked'
Needless to say, I'm just plain excited 
